Re: Corrupt a Wish VI

by Guest Sat Mar 13, 2010 1:37 am

Granted, but you have to stay at school until you finish a 30 page essay about your opinion of religion.

I wish I had Flash.

by **Shadow** Tue Mar 16, 2010 11:56 am

Granted, but you feel very, very lightheaded.

I wish I wasn't so busy.

by **Thoru** Tue Mar 16, 2010 5:41 pm

Granted you become so relaxed you die of Polio

I wish I had a non poison non deadly non corrupted cookie that could not be stolen

by **Juliana** Sat Mar 27, 2010 8:04 am

Granted, but everyone gets mad at you.

I wish I wasn't so sick.

by Xusha Sat Mar 27, 2010 8:06 am

Granted, but you lose your internet in the process.
I wish that my father didn't hate me.

by Guest Sat Mar 27, 2010 8:09 am

Granted, but now you're parents are divorced.
I wish I had a tablet.

by Guest Sat Mar 27, 2010 8:13 am

Granted, but now your an addict
i wish that my laptop wasnt so slow

by Xusha Sat Mar 27, 2010 8:24 am

Kind of hard to have divorced parents when the other is dead... Anyways, granted, but you lose ALL of your files and restore factory default settings.

by Guest Sat Mar 27, 2010 8:31 am

Erm... You didn't wish for anything. ._.

I wish I had more art supplies.

by Guest Sat Mar 27, 2010 8:46 am

Granted but now your broke

i wish the i had superpowers

by **Juliana** Sat Mar 27, 2010 9:06 am

Granted, but they backfire.

I wish Sepulchure00's sig wasn't so durn BIG.

by Xusha Sat Mar 27, 2010 9:38 am

Granted, but everyone else increases the size of theirs.

I wish I had made a wish above and not humiliated myself Embarassed

by Alderos Sat Mar 27, 2010 10:08 am

Granted, but then you die due to a red screen of death appearing on your computer screen (i know, random)

I wish that i had an uncorruptable steak (rare please, haven't tried it like that before)

by Guest Sat Mar 27, 2010 10:20 am

granted, but then i eat it
i wish that itunes album arting for singles didnt take so long

by Nagi Sat Mar 27, 2010 10:31 am

Granted but then they would all sound terrible.

I wish that TV wasn't so obsolete.

by Xusha Sat Mar 27, 2010 10:34 am

Granted, but you find out that it was secretly alien technology, and your government dissects you.

I wish I didn't eat so much cheesecake with that vodka...

by **Juliana** Sun Mar 28, 2010 12:49 am

Granted, now you had too much cheesesteak with your vodka. (Eww!)

I wish my English homework would go away.

by Xusha Sun Mar 28, 2010 1:22 am

Granted, but due to lack of learning, you lose your native language forever.

I wish my city didn't smell like fish.

by **Darre** Sun Mar 28, 2010 2:27 am

Granted, but now it smells like dead people now.

I wish I had found TR earlier.

by **Shadow** Sun Mar 28, 2010 2:57 am

Granted, but you become that annoying guy everybody hates.

I wish my laptop didn't have an overheating problem.

by Wixmagic Sun Mar 28, 2010 3:12 am

Granted, now it has an underheating problem and constantly freezes over ._.

I wish that I can win some epic points at con today :P

by Alderos Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:27 am

Granted, but cons closed

I wish i was the master at gimp!!!

by **Darre** Sun Mar 28, 2010 11:02 am

Granted but you miss the best years of your life using it.

I wish shadow hadn't made me wonder if I am that guy.

You're not. >.>

by Guest Sun Mar 28, 2010 2:32 pm

Granted but now your self concious of everything

i wish that my shockwave plug in stopped crashing

by Guest Mon Mar 29, 2010 4:58 pm

MrSebi: Ok, you are homeless instead, have fun ^^ (it always gets worse)
I wish for a pie!

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