Re: Corrupt a Wish VI

by Crystal Lion Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:12 pm

Granted, but you can't buy much with it.

I wish to fight Drakath.

by Tokijin Sun Feb 07, 2010 3:23 pm

Drakath is too powerful for you, so then he defeats you.

I wish I was Bunny Overlord of Blood ninjas.

by **Vampiric** Sun Feb 07, 2010 5:03 pm

Granted... but no ninjas acknowledge you as their overlord because ninjas are sneaky and don't admit those sorts of things.

I wish I had Doom Fire.

by Crystal Lion Sun Feb 07, 2010 5:05 pm

Granted, but it burns you.

I wish the chaos lords would stop pretending that I'm a boy.

by Guest Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:56 pm

Granted, but they pretend you're a sandwich and nom on you.

I wish I had some pie.

by Tokijin Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:58 pm

Granted, but instead of pie, you get... 3.14159265!

I wish I had some paper airplanes.

by Valosity Mon Feb 08, 2010 12:37 am

You get real ones, but wth a twist. Russan war airplanes who want to kill you, shooting at you, if your a bunny like you say you are.. hop away!

I wish I had a million dollars...

~Valo

by Guest Mon Feb 08, 2010 12:42 am

Granted, but a a woman seduces you, steals your money, and uses it to hire an expensive lawyer to put you behind bars for no reason.

I wish I had Vampire Class.

by Crystal Lion Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:14 am

Granted, but it gets removed because it's a glitch.

I wish people would stop pretending I'm a boy or edible treats.

by incinerator1 Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:18 am

Granted but people tend to look at you as a boy/girl and you are a nasty treat.

I wish was Tokijin o_o..

by **Vampiric** Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:21 am

Granted but no one believes you.

I wish no one could corrupt my wishes.

by Crystal Lion Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:22 am

Granted, but you can't make any wishes.

I wish I didn't look like a yaoi uke.

by incinerator1 Tue Feb 09, 2010 4:19 am

Granted but you look like those sandals with eyes and eyebrows..

I wish I was famous :O.

by Crystal Lion Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:51 am

Granted, but you get slandered by a jealous friend.

I wish I wasn't so easily tired.

by incinerator1 Wed Feb 10, 2010 9:22 am

Granted, but you end my being so energetic you pass out.

I wish I was as happy as Wave

by Evangel Wed Feb 10, 2010 9:28 am

Granted but you are turned into a female anime gif.

I wish I had my left sock.

by Crystal Lion Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:04 pm

Granted, but it's full of holes!

I wish I could show any of the AE staff my story, Las Vegas Lion.

by **Vampiric** Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:17 pm

Granted, but only show - they don't read it.

I wish it was night right now.

by Evangel Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:19 pm

Wish granted, but you are asleep.

I wish I had some M&M's.

by **Vampiric** Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:29 pm

Granted, but you can't eat them.

I wish it was cooler here and not so hot.

by wwwtoy Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:31 pm

Granted your frozen. ._.

I wish vamp was my slave. e.e

by Evangel Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:32 pm

Granted, but slavery is still illegal.

I wish I could cuddle with someone.

by wwwtoy Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:34 pm

Granted but you have to cuddle me. <3

I wish chuck noris is my fwiend

by Evangel Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:35 pm

(Cuddle with you? Awesome!)

Granted, but Chuck Norris kills his friends.

I wish I could go to Australia.

by **Vampiric** Thu Feb 11, 2010 8:24 pm

Granted, but you get concussed by a kangaroo and don't remember anything from the trip.

I wish I could find something to drink right now.

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