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Post by Aquis Sat Nov 29, 2008 9:18 am

if anyone knows anw Chuck Norris lines, post them here!

ive got a few:
chuck norris CAN put humptey dumptey back together.
if you had 5$, and chuck norris had 5$, chuck norris would have more money than you.
Chuck Norris knows victorias secret
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Post by Rohan Sat Nov 29, 2008 11:48 am

chuck norris can swim on land and walk on water

chuck norris can shoot a plane down by pointing at it and say bam!

chuck norris's tears can solve the world's fresh water problems
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Post by Ferraka Sat Nov 29, 2008 1:13 pm

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now just The Islands.
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Post by Lucy Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:06 pm

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because his heart isn't foolish enough to attack him

chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding

Chuck Norris can belive its not butter

Did you know chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his guns

chuck norris won russian roulet with a full barrel

chuck norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird

There thats all the chuck norris joke i know
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Post by Aquis Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:19 am

found some more:
chuck norris was supposed to have died 10 years ago. death is just too scared to tell him.

chuck norris' tears can cure cancer. hes just never cried.

there are only 2 things that can survive a nuclear explosion, cockroaches and chuck norris. but cockroaches cant survive chuck norris.

the boogie man checks his closet each night for chuck norris.
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Post by Nammie Sun Nov 30, 2008 3:48 am

Uhhhh.....Let's just hope Bertie won't see this....XDXDXD
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Post by Bertran Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:26 am

*cough*yesletshopehedoesnt*cough*

Heres a not joke:

Chuck Norris is the dumbest thing alive
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Post by Lucy Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:29 pm

gotta hate evil twins posting stuff u wouldnt normally do =P
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Post by Grey Sun Nov 30, 2008 2:18 pm

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
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Post by Zedman Sun Nov 30, 2008 3:33 pm

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

When Chuck Norris jumps in the water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
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Post by frogboy Mon Dec 01, 2008 8:54 am

go on goggle and type find chuck norris and then hit im felling lucky it funny lol! lol! lol! lol!
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Post by pk494 Mon Dec 01, 2008 8:56 am

Chuck Norris jokes is so lame, Chuck Norris got his name changed to avoid himself.
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Post by Winnie Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:00 pm

this is stupid.............................. i agree with bertie.
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Post by Secret Sych Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:15 pm

Why the freak would you bring Chuck Freakin Norris jokes to my our forums?!
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Post by Bertran Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:42 am

Dang striaght. Most people in this clan hate chuck norris
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Post by Guest Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:35 am

chuck norris drownded a fish and i like turtles with cherrys and explosives
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Post by Secret Sych Wed Dec 03, 2008 10:16 am

He drowned a fish? ... /me should have copyrighted that joke years ago...
stop with the chuck norris jokes or I'll drown your goldfish... if you don't own a gold fish, that is because I already did drown it...
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Post by pk494 Wed Dec 03, 2008 10:41 am

...chuck norris is so lame, he cant even say chuck norris.
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Post by Zedman Fri Dec 05, 2008 1:14 pm

I love CN jokes.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Post by DemidragonX Fri Dec 05, 2008 5:14 pm

I'm not really 'into' Chuck Norris..but a friend of mine was telling CN jokes so I made one up just to play along bounce

You cannot call Chuck Norris. If he picks up, your phone will short out and explode. bounce bounce
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Post by Ryzaa Fri Dec 05, 2008 6:02 pm

lol! ...

(Some people wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas)
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Post by Bertran Fri Dec 05, 2008 11:08 pm

I dont know you anymore Ryzaa >.> *joking*
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Post by Soili Fri Dec 05, 2008 11:19 pm

Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee!
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Post by Zedman Sat Dec 06, 2008 1:04 am

HAHAHAHAHA
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Post by Soili Sat Dec 06, 2008 6:39 am

Zedman wrote:HAHAHAHAHA

If chuck norris was a man, he would play AQ worlds!
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