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100 funny joke's for you
by BBZERO Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:05 pm
lol we need a thread for people to post funny jokes 
please only the jokes and the joke # lets try to get to 100
#1 a surgeon an engineer and a layer are sitting at a table discussing which profession is the oldest
Surgeon: surgery because on the third day of creation god took a rib from Adam
Engineer: engineering because on the second day god made the world from chaos
Lawyer: you two have good points ...but where do you think god got the chaos from.
:P
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omg ppl please post the number of the joke!!! So we can keep track!!!
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This thread is going to be huge hopefully but i will start another thread (100 funny jokes for you cont) when we get to 50 or something) :|
please only the jokes and the joke # lets try to get to 100
#1 a surgeon an engineer and a layer are sitting at a table discussing which profession is the oldest
Surgeon: surgery because on the third day of creation god took a rib from Adam
Engineer: engineering because on the second day god made the world from chaos
Lawyer: you two have good points ...but where do you think god got the chaos from.
:P
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omg ppl please post the number of the joke!!! So we can keep track!!!
~~~
This thread is going to be huge hopefully but i will start another thread (100 funny jokes for you cont) when we get to 50 or something) :|
Last edited by BBZERO on Sun Mar 08, 2009 12:54 pm; edited 2 times in total (Reason for editing : people not reading)
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Re: 100 funny joke's for you
by Earthx Fri Mar 06, 2009 5:43 am
this is kinda different then the other post
(btw i will get a joke but i need to think of a good one so dont delete this post)
(btw i will get a joke but i need to think of a good one so dont delete this post)
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Re: 100 funny joke's for you
by Winnie Sat Mar 07, 2009 9:42 pm
#2)
Knock Knock.
Whose there?
Inturrepting Cow.
Inturrepting c---
MOOOO!!
(Haha, who has heard THAT one before?)
Knock Knock.
Whose there?
Inturrepting Cow.
Inturrepting c---
MOOOO!!
(Haha, who has heard THAT one before?)
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Re: 100 funny joke's for you
by Flaw of Insanity Sun Mar 08, 2009 3:28 am
I've heard that one, I've got it in my Encyclopedia of Immaturity
3)
Two english men had too many drinks at the pub, they spotted an Irish man across the bar, and one englishman said to the other, "Hey, I bet I can get this Irishman so riled up, he will throw the first punch in a bar fight!" He walked up to the Irishman and said to him, "Hey, do you know St. Patrick?" The Irish man looks up and says, "Well, not personally, but I've heard of him." The english man puts a smirk on his face, "Did you know he was stupid?" The Irish man thinks for a bit, "No, I didn't but thanks for the info." Then the English man says, "Well, did you know he was also a s@#thead?" "No, I didn't, wow you learn something new every day." The Irish man replied. No matter how hard the Englishman tried, he could not get him angry. Then the other says to his friend, "Don't worry, I'll get him." He walks up to the Irish man and says, "Hey, did you know Saint Patrick was english?" The Irish man looks up, "Just like your friend was telling me sir."
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Two english men had too many drinks at the pub, they spotted an Irish man across the bar, and one englishman said to the other, "Hey, I bet I can get this Irishman so riled up, he will throw the first punch in a bar fight!" He walked up to the Irishman and said to him, "Hey, do you know St. Patrick?" The Irish man looks up and says, "Well, not personally, but I've heard of him." The english man puts a smirk on his face, "Did you know he was stupid?" The Irish man thinks for a bit, "No, I didn't but thanks for the info." Then the English man says, "Well, did you know he was also a s@#thead?" "No, I didn't, wow you learn something new every day." The Irish man replied. No matter how hard the Englishman tried, he could not get him angry. Then the other says to his friend, "Don't worry, I'll get him." He walks up to the Irish man and says, "Hey, did you know Saint Patrick was english?" The Irish man looks up, "Just like your friend was telling me sir."
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Re: 100 funny joke's for you
by 350 Sun Mar 08, 2009 4:59 am
lol heres mine,
3 men are standing near the edge of a cliff, when they jump off the cliff they land in what they yell b4 they jump off the cliff. one man yells money and jumps off the cliff and lands in money. Another man yells food and jumps off the cliff and lands in food. the last man trips on a rock and yells s*** and falls off the cliff and lands in poop.
The End :D
3 men are standing near the edge of a cliff, when they jump off the cliff they land in what they yell b4 they jump off the cliff. one man yells money and jumps off the cliff and lands in money. Another man yells food and jumps off the cliff and lands in food. the last man trips on a rock and yells s*** and falls off the cliff and lands in poop.
The End :D
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Re: 100 funny joke's for you
by Rage Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:05 am
The Pope and the Queen of England sat together at a public gathering. The crowd cheers, but both of them are growing bored.
The Queen looks over at the Pope and says to him, "I bet I can get the whole crowd to cheer for me for five minutes with one gesture of my hand".
The Pope replies, "All right, show me".
And so, the Queen stands up and waves to the crowd. The people become jubilant and cheer for ten whole minutes.
The Pope let out a chuckle. "You think that's good?".
Baffled, the Queen looks at the Pope. "Hah, like you could do better".
"Fine. With one gesture of my hand, I can make every Irish man, woman, and child cheer for hours. This very day will become legendary and will be celebrated for years to come".
The Queen laughed. "Fine, show me".
So the Pope slapped the Queen of England.
The Queen looks over at the Pope and says to him, "I bet I can get the whole crowd to cheer for me for five minutes with one gesture of my hand".
The Pope replies, "All right, show me".
And so, the Queen stands up and waves to the crowd. The people become jubilant and cheer for ten whole minutes.
The Pope let out a chuckle. "You think that's good?".
Baffled, the Queen looks at the Pope. "Hah, like you could do better".
"Fine. With one gesture of my hand, I can make every Irish man, woman, and child cheer for hours. This very day will become legendary and will be celebrated for years to come".
The Queen laughed. "Fine, show me".
So the Pope slapped the Queen of England.
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Re: 100 funny joke's for you
by vorn Sun Mar 15, 2009 11:41 pm
YEAH FOR BENNY 16!!!!
HURRAH FOR FREE IRELAND
isnt there alrdy a joke thread?
HURRAH FOR FREE IRELAND
isnt there alrdy a joke thread?
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Re: 100 funny joke's for you
by ElfKnight Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:56 pm
here is a joke i got from a friend
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100.... Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100.... Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
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Re: 100 funny joke's for you
by Flaw of Insanity Mon Apr 13, 2009 2:48 pm
Heh, I think this joke is appropriate, I've heard worse on a PG rated show.
Three men were at the 1000 mile road to heaven, and St. Peter says, "Right, I'm going to ask you all a question, you cannot lie, and it will determine how you travel the 1000 miles to heaven (the joke was in miles, I use kilometers personally)."
He walks up to the first man and asks, "Did you ever fancy another woman in your marriage?"
The man says, "Oh no, I loved my wife and always would." He was given a Sports car.
St. Peter walks up to the next man and says, "Did you ever fancy another woman during your marriage?"
The man says, "Hmmm, there was a small occasion every couple of years but I got over it." He was given a used mini.
St. Peter walks up to the final man and asks, "Did you ever fancy another woman during your marriage?"
The mans says, "Whenever a girl prettier than my wife walked past, I was in love, and that was easy." The man is given a BMX bike.
About halfway through the road the man on the bike and the man with the mini see the man with the sports car crying on his bonnet. They asked, "Why are you crying, you've got a sweet ride, you were faithful to your misses?" The man sobbed and replied, "I know, but I just saw my wife crawling."
Three men were at the 1000 mile road to heaven, and St. Peter says, "Right, I'm going to ask you all a question, you cannot lie, and it will determine how you travel the 1000 miles to heaven (the joke was in miles, I use kilometers personally)."
He walks up to the first man and asks, "Did you ever fancy another woman in your marriage?"
The man says, "Oh no, I loved my wife and always would." He was given a Sports car.
St. Peter walks up to the next man and says, "Did you ever fancy another woman during your marriage?"
The man says, "Hmmm, there was a small occasion every couple of years but I got over it." He was given a used mini.
St. Peter walks up to the final man and asks, "Did you ever fancy another woman during your marriage?"
The mans says, "Whenever a girl prettier than my wife walked past, I was in love, and that was easy." The man is given a BMX bike.
About halfway through the road the man on the bike and the man with the mini see the man with the sports car crying on his bonnet. They asked, "Why are you crying, you've got a sweet ride, you were faithful to your misses?" The man sobbed and replied, "I know, but I just saw my wife crawling."
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Re: 100 funny joke's for you
by Nori the Healer Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:26 am
heres a boring joke i came up with since i was bored
knock knock.
whose there?
you
you who
you suck!
knock knock.
whose there?
you
you who
you suck!
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