Re: Favorite Quotes Go Here

by **DigDog** Mon Mar 07, 2011 4:59 pm

Kuso wa honto ni cash?

by Mrsebi Tue Mar 08, 2011 7:19 pm

''If you encounter a lynx, remain still until it departs, should it attack: try to fight back aggressively''

by **Juliana** Wed Mar 09, 2011 3:21 am

"Do I look like an authority figure to you?!" -Me

by **Altera** Sat Mar 12, 2011 4:55 pm

Me: What's 2 by 4?
My 8 year old brother: A piece of wood.

"I'm like a canary in a mineshaft. If I get gastro, then we really should've been boiling the water before drinking."- Me justifying why I've been drinking water straight from the tap despite the "Boil notice" in C-city.

"You know you're from Christchurch when you don't call the police when there's a massive group of students in the middle of your street." From the "You know you're from Christchurch when-" Facebook page.

by **Altera** Sun Mar 27, 2011 4:43 pm

Some of the stuff one of my Conservation Ecology lecturers, Prof. Dave Kelly, said on the recent field trip:

"It's not bastard grass, it's parents were happily married."- on Hooked Sedge (which is not a grass anyway).

"There's this... this nutcase, who sent me an email saying he decided to do our job for us and removed all the flagging tape." *makes strangling gestures*- The local "hippy" (as Dave also dubbed him) does not seem to understand the importance of flagging tape to folks who have never been to the reserve before.

"It's been through a bird."- on some Tawa seeds he picked up from the forest floor and passed around the class (how a pigeon is capable of pushing a seed the size of my thumb out of it's rear still astounds me).

"Well we're gonna leave early, just in case one of the vans ends up with a flat tyre."- Guess whose van he was talking to and who ended up doing repairs.

Stuff said by others over the past week:

"We have meekly wheatings.. wheatly meekings... ah give me a break! Field work's fried my brain!"- Why I should've gone home after the field course ended. Pretty sure it wasn't due to the cute guy who was interesting in joining the club. Yeah. The committee members then started using the term as well.

"I suppose this is a good reason to shave your legs."- One of my male groupmates on Hooked Sedge.

"Even with all that flagging tape, we're still getting lost."- same groupmate

"So who knows how to change a tyre?"- our driver (a female postgrad) asking the male occupants of the van. Us girls ended up doing most of it.

by **Juliana** Tue May 10, 2011 8:09 am

"The greatest delight which the fields and woods minister is the suggestion of an occult relation between man and the vegetable." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

by Bertran Tue May 10, 2011 8:35 am

'some men see things as they are and say why. I dream things that never were and say why not.' Robert F. Kennedy

by V Tue May 10, 2011 9:28 am

"I can summarize life in three words:

It goes on."

-Advice Dog

by **DigDog** Tue May 10, 2011 9:49 am

"Woman, I was covered in BEES!"
- Chris Turk

by **Tom Gaskarth** Wed May 11, 2011 12:31 am

Scrubs wrote:Murry: [to his father] ...If you need a kidney you can have mine... for $70,000.
Dr. Cox: I love this moment so much, I want to have sex with it.

Dr. Cox: The good news is that, Murry and his dad are a match, kidney wise. The better news is that the test revealed a little secret that you're gonna wanna share with your new pal. Gregory isn't Murry's biological father! By the by, this moment is so great, I'd cheat on that other moment from before, marry this one, and raise a family of tiny, little moments.

by **Tom Gaskarth** Wed May 11, 2011 1:56 am

Juliana wrote:[19:44:39] @ Juliana : Mud, mud, mud, just a little bit of M! U! D!
[19:44:46] @ Juliana : Mud, mud, mud, just a little bit of--
[19:44:48] @ Juliana : Mu-u-ud!
[19:44:53] @ Juliana : We don't need a whole lot!
[19:44:57] @ Juliana : Just give us what you got!
[19:45:04] @ Juliana : Mud, mud, mud, just a little bit of mud.

Best thing I've ever seen in the TR chatbox.

by **Juliana** Thu May 12, 2011 3:51 am

"Paging the Department of Redundancy Department. Please come in, answer, and respond." -Me

"I should go and get, as my mom so charmingly put it, a 'snacky-poo.'" -Me

by Alderos Thu May 12, 2011 4:26 am

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. That bastard won the war by making the other dumb bastard die for his." ~General Patton

by Alderos Fri May 13, 2011 4:29 am

"When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" ~Cave Johnson

Best Quote EVER!!!

by Xusha Fri May 13, 2011 8:33 am

I am the bone of my sword.
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.
I have created over a thousand blades.
Unknown to death.
Nor known to life.
Have withstood pain to create many weapons.
Yet, those hands will never hold anything.
So as I pray, "Unlimited Blade Works.
~Archer

by **Juliana** Wed May 18, 2011 3:42 am

"It's like Firefox and Chrome fell in love and had a baby, but the baby was messed up because Firefox did drugs while it was pregnant, so it would never reach its full potential." -Someone I don't know, whom Winnie quoted on Facebook, describing the Web browser Opera

by Mrsebi Wed May 18, 2011 5:48 pm

'' Woke up inside the chest cavity of a morbidly obese woman. Musta fallen asleep while working last night.''

''Christmas isn't just about giving, it's about making people appreciate what they're about to lose after a very brief struggle.''

''The irony of there being a hunger crisis is that a great majority of the world is comprised of people good only for being devoured.''

by **Juliana** Thu May 19, 2011 8:08 am

"You cannot make love to concrete
if you cannot pretend
concrete needs your loving." -From "Making Love To Concrete" by Audre Lorde (NEW FAVORITE POET)

by **Icey** Thu May 19, 2011 9:05 am

"Common sense is not so common" ~Voltaire (not the musician, the French philosopher)

by Alderos Thu May 19, 2011 9:55 am

"The ends justify the means" ~Machiavelli

by **Thoru** Thu May 19, 2011 5:42 pm

"Dad? I'm in space. (deeper voice) I'm proud of you, son. (normal voice) Dad, are you space? (deeper voice) Yes. Now we are a family again."

Space Core

by **Juliana** Fri May 20, 2011 3:24 am

"Thanks to Maureen Johnson, for staring at me in a frightening way when I was trying to work." -From the Acknowledgments page of City of Glass by Cassandra Clare

by **Winnie** Fri May 20, 2011 5:27 am

Woah, wait, Maureen the actress or the childrens book author?

by **Juliana** Fri May 20, 2011 8:15 am

I don't know; which one is more likely to be giving a frightening stare to an author who is trying to work?

by **Winnie** Fri May 20, 2011 8:25 am

Errrrrrrr...... good point.

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