Re: An RP about Randomness

by Kaotic Thu Dec 11, 2008 11:56 am

there..in the fields...was...annn.... UNDEAD COW!!!!

by **Flaw of Insanity** Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:34 pm

Suddenly, without warning, a RANDOM shot rings out and strikes the undead cow in the head, followed by "Oops, I missed!"

by **Rage** Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:44 pm

And there stood Rage, covered in muck from head to toe.

"My bad, was that your cow, little girl?", he snickered.

by **Flaw of Insanity** Fri Dec 12, 2008 4:24 pm

Before Rose could reply, a loud, ominus moan came from over a hill, it was long
and croaky, as if the dead themselfs were rising. But the suspisions of undead were killed when a voice groaned,
"Common, I don't want to get out of bed, I'm too freaking tired, I didn't get my daily dose of caffine..."
Rage and Rose stared at eah other, this was someone who they dreaded to see....

by **Ryzaa** Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:10 pm

Then a tall boy in a top hat pokes his head through the window, looks at what is happening, and leaves again.

by **Rage** Sat Dec 13, 2008 1:18 am

Annoyed that so many people are intruding on his home, he takes a pot shot at Ryzaa.

Now scared, Ryzaa runs off with a large hole through his hat.

by **Ryzaa** Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:27 am

Ryzaa, upset with the large hole that is now in his hat, storms off, and is never heard of again.

by **Flaw of Insanity** Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:42 am

Suddenly without warning, a large explosion appered from a nearby town, almost like a rain of DOOM, as many of the villagers shouted and cryed as they ran, but out of all the shouts, only one shout was clear enough to hear, but not understand compleatly....

"SHURRKADURR!!! IT WORKED!!!"

by **Ryzaa** Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:56 am

Ryzaa heard the explosion, but never turned back.

by **Flaw of Insanity** Sat Dec 13, 2008 8:01 am

As Ryzaa started to run, he heard from a distance,
"COOKIES!!! SHURRKADURR!!!"

by **Ryzaa** Sat Dec 13, 2008 8:46 am

Ryzaa stopped running.
"I do NOT have cookies, and I NEVER will!"
Ryzaa then started walking away, again.

by **Rage** Sat Dec 13, 2008 9:45 am

Sitting on a rock, Rose watched as all this randomness unfolded before her. Perhaps that book might have found some relevance had she actually finished reading it. But alas, now she found herself more confused than ever before in her life.

Rage looked around, slightly unnerved. "Who are these freaks?", he spoke, while wiping off his trousers and recalibrating his Colt Pistol.

Ryzaa, who must apparently have super hearing, spun around mid step and shouted, "You bloody jackhole, YOU'RE THE FREAK!"

Looking around, Flaw was dumbfounded. "OK, I guess no one wants cookies..."

by **Flaw of Insanity** Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:05 am

Then the cookies went cold and Flaw cried, and it was all your fault! Evil or Very Mad

by **Ryzaa** Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:48 am

Then Ryzaa left, for good.

by **Flaw of Insanity** Sat Dec 13, 2008 1:26 pm

Then the sun set, Nammie thought to herself, "Why is the sun setting at 12pm NOON?"

by Kaotic Sun Dec 14, 2008 12:37 pm

ause the undead cows live onnn

by **Flaw of Insanity** Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:50 am

THE COW OF THE UNDEAD OF COWS!!!

by **Rage** Mon Dec 15, 2008 10:35 am

And from the bowels of the cow burst forth: Lord Zombie!

"rhaaa... I'm back...", spoke the foul fiend.

by Kaotic Mon Dec 15, 2008 11:57 am

''AHHHHH'' nammie yelled, running as fast as she can, then flaw asked lord zombie '' would u like sme cookies?''

by **Flaw of Insanity** Mon Dec 15, 2008 11:59 am

Te Cookies smell like the inside of SHURRKADURRLAND

by Kaotic Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:09 pm

lord zombie couldn't resist ''*drools* shurrkadurrland...ill have 5 of 'em''

while the commotion was Nammie still running and she had a huge advantage over lord zombie..

by **Rage** Mon Dec 15, 2008 3:31 pm

However, not watching where she was running, she went crashing into Rose, who was still dumbfounded by all that was going on.

Vamp watched and, to his pleasure, saw that Lord Zombie not only devoured the cookies, but also Flaw himself.

"Oh shi...!", screamed Flaw. "Who's gonna make cookies now?"

by **Ryzaa** Mon Dec 15, 2008 5:36 pm

Ryzaa... actually being a very good baker... decided never was a very long time, and changed his mind.
He came back with a apron and oven mits, "who wants cookies?!"

by **Flaw of Insanity** Tue Dec 16, 2008 12:58 pm

Flaw, half eaten by Zombie takes some, but they end up going into Zombie as Flaw's stomach is being eaten by Zombie

by Kaotic Wed Dec 17, 2008 1:59 am

then flaw turns into a zombie...

while the other side of the universe (lol exaggerate) nammie got up and started running again, and left rose behind.
the two zombies stumbled toward rose. she stood there, then said '' hiya guys, no offense but u need an extreme makeover...i got spare ticke....''
she wouldnt finish because because now she was been eaten by two zombies

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