Re: Corrupt a Wish VI

by V Fri Feb 11, 2011 12:01 am

Granted, you have a bottle of Cisco.

I wish I could find some legitimate plans for a DIY Plasma Torch.

by **Tom Gaskarth** Fri Feb 11, 2011 1:14 am

Granted but then you can't get the parts

I wish I wasn't lurking the TR forums and had enough time to be active

by Rixuel Fri Feb 11, 2011 7:10 am

granted however im sure you cant do it :P

i wish im right

by Wixmagic Fri Feb 11, 2011 8:01 am

Granted, but then you're wrong about everything else.

I wish I could live in an anime

by Katherine Fri Feb 11, 2011 10:14 am

Wish granted... But now, whenever you speak, you freaze into position 90% of the time.

I wish for people I know to play DoW2 with me? (As in, the Retribution beta... I hate randoms.)

by Rixuel Fri Feb 11, 2011 10:29 am

granted but they got bored and quit

I wish I have my own sexy mmorpg

by Katherine Sat Feb 12, 2011 2:46 pm

Wish granted... But by sexy, they took it to be what a certain fetish would like... Cue tentacled people and such... And yes, near nude, covered only in string bikinis and briefs. Or w/e is that male swimwear called.

I wish Tera stopped hating me...

by **Tom Gaskarth** Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:29 pm

Granted but now you hate her

I wish i hadn't stayed up till 2:30AM last night

by **Tim Hortans** Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:44 pm

Granted, but you now stay up until 7 AM Every night.

by **Tom Gaskarth** Sun Feb 13, 2011 12:10 am

I Wish Tim remembered he had to make a wish after corrupting other's wishes.

by Wixmagic Sun Feb 13, 2011 1:16 am

Granted, but he forgets to corrupt them in the first place.

I wish I didn't hate myself :(

by **Juliana** Sun Feb 13, 2011 1:54 am

Granted... but now you are egotistical. This will not end well.

I wish the TR smileys didn't resemble potatoes.

by Katherine Sun Feb 13, 2011 1:58 am

Wish granted, now they look like the generic bore of emoticons you can type out yourself. Cue no more custom emoticons forever.

I wish I could write...

by **Juliana** Sun Feb 13, 2011 2:00 am

Granted, but... oh, wait, you already can.

I wish I could wake up one morning with brilliant purple hair.

by Katherine Sun Feb 13, 2011 2:05 am

Wish granted, only the purple came out wrong... Leading to purplish pink hair... Cue everyone going blind.

I wish for... Umm... baka's beating heart?

by Wixmagic Sun Feb 13, 2011 2:10 am

Granted, but it is no longer beating, and within 2 seconds of you obtaining it it's replaced by the heart from a horse.

I wish I could be bothered to do all the things I want to do

by Rixuel Sun Feb 13, 2011 7:27 am

granted but somehow, someone framed you and you get in jail so easily

I wish V sells his stuff to me

by **Tom Gaskarth** Sun Feb 13, 2011 11:51 pm

Granted, but then he steals it all back

I wish I lived in America.

by Rixuel Tue Feb 15, 2011 5:56 am

granted but americans mistaking you for being a threat and put you in your country's jail

I wish I lived in america too :P

by **Tom Gaskarth** Wed Feb 16, 2011 10:58 pm

Granted, but they just flat out kill you. You spawned in Alabama.

I wish that I could sing all the songs they sing on glee perfectly

by Katherine Wed Feb 16, 2011 11:02 pm

Too bad your voice fails, even if you knew the lyrics totally and knew the beats by heart.

I wish DoW2 Retribution beta will not stop... Because OP Noise Marines=OP.