You're youtube worthy screwup's

by **Pyronix** Sun May 24, 2009 12:52 am

I was writing memoirs in class today, looking back over some of the stunts I've pulled that have miraculously never caused permanent damage, and It got me thinking, what are some of you're worst moments?

Here are mine-

1)paint ball, 16 years old, Virginia woods- worst game of the century, not only did I shoot a deer (no harm done ladies, it was a paint ball rifle), I managed to get shot close up, in a very VERY wrong place......point blank. Im proud to say I only cried for a half hour (that's no joke...I had to go to the doctor) The worst part, I volunteered, to prove I could take the shot.

2)Weight lifting class, gym, about two years ago. My best friend bet me 20 bucks I couldn't bench press my girlfriend and her friend at the same time. I can bench press about 90 pounds, so I thought " what the heck, there two skinny girls,how hard could it be?" If I had taken even the slightest thought to even guess at there weights, I would have seen that there was no way I could ever bench even one of them . They sat on the bars, and I let the safety go. The first one fell on top my stomach, taking the wind right out of me, the second one came down with the bar, crushing my chest. That earned a detention and a very cruel nick name for a good 3 months. My teacher still never lets me bench unless he's personally spotting me. =O

But, they were good times, and I like to have fun. XD

So, whats you're you tube worthy moment? Why did you do it?

by **Winnie** Sun May 24, 2009 2:49 am

Youtube worthy?

Probobly one of me and Kayleen's telephone conversations. Especially if her mom is there.... it always ends in chaos. Fun chaos.
ME: So... can you make it to RegCon?
KAY: I think.. *BANG*
ME: What was that?
KAY: That was a turkey..
ME: Why is there a turkey in your house?
KAY: I'm cooking dinner...
ME: It's like 4:30.
KAY: It's TURKEY!
ME: Ugh... whatever. So can you come?
KAY'S MOM: Is that *Winnie*?
KAY: Yes, mom.
KAY'S MOM: HI *WINNIE*!
ME: Hi.
KAY: Yes, I can probobly come. I-
KAY'S MOM: EWWWW!!!!
ME: Was that what I think it was?
KAY: Probobly, yes. *to mom* What was that?
KAY'S MOM: You need to scrape the plates before you wash them!! There are dried potatoes at the bottom of the dishwasher!!!
ME: Ewww..
KAY: I didn't know...!
KAY'S MOM: Now you do.. scrape this up with a fork!
KAY: Don't we have a knife?
KAY'S MOM: No.
ME: This is creepy.
KAY: One second.
ME: Ok.
KAY'S MOM: YOU HAVE NO SHAME!
KAY: I have plenty of shame!!
ME: Shame???!!
KAY: Ewwwww!!!!
ME: What?
KAY: Dried potato bits all over!!!
ME: Ewww....
KAY: I know!!! OHMYGAWD!
ME: What this time?
KAY: My mom just printed a sign that says "SHAME" on it with a dude wagging his finger!!!
ME: .................................................um..
KAY: I'LL SHRED YOUR SHAME!
*Whirrrrrrrr*
ME: What was THAT?
KAY: Yes mother!! That is the sound of your shame being ripped to peices in the paper shredder!!!
KAY'S MOM: NOoooOO!O!O!
ME: ......................
KAY: This turkey smells like worms...
ME: Ewwww!?!?!
KAY: Worms, I hate worms. They drive me crazy.
ME: Crazy? I was crzy once. They put me in a hole with--
KAY: (Said with scottish accent) Artix Von Kriger.
ME: I told you to stop doing that...
KAY: I--
KAY'S MOM: *In song*
ME: Is that... singing?
KAY: Yes.

Okay, I can't remember the rest... but that is YouTube worthy.

by Earthx Mon May 25, 2009 2:01 am

winnie....0_o

i was getting out of the car to go get ice cream and my entire family was there (mom dad brother me)
we were half way through the parking lot when my dad turns around and says your shoes are on the wrong feet. b4 i could reply my brother burst out saying YEAH (my name). my dad then looks at him funny and says i "i was talking to you." later that day we were home and my brother wanted waffles so he asked my dad were they were. my dad told him in the freezer. so he went to the freezer and took to boxes out and held them next to his head so he could look for the waffles. he cant find them and puts the boxes back in the freezer and closes it. i stood there trying not to laugh cause the boxes he took out were waffle boxes....

by **Flaw of Insanity** Mon May 25, 2009 2:34 am

We caught this one on video as well, but a few weeks ago we went into the park and played "Shock" Laser Tag, with full voltage. It will mess you up.

Another time my friends were "free running" (kinda like gymnastics, skateboarding and building climbing) and my friend who was a bit on the heavy side tried vaulting over a short pole at our school, he missed and... well... the rest may seem obvious (the pole was at waist height).

by **Pyronix** Mon May 25, 2009 7:16 am

^^goodness that's classic, yet painful. I love free running, but I'm not very good. Not much terrain in an urban neighborhood, and the cops in the city love giving out tickets......

However, I must put that shock tag on my list. Is it tazers? if so, how high was the voltage? Believe it or not, I have a small group of 5 or six friends that love doing these kinds of things.

Please not to use peoples religion as a word -_-

by **Winnie** Mon May 25, 2009 7:32 am

Oh, ow.

X__X

Once I was on the diving board at my pool, at a dive meet, the first one of the year. I just was getting back into the swing of diving, so I am attempting a back dive. (You stand at the end of the board, then dive off headfirst... so a front dive backwards.) And I jumped about 5 feet high, FOREWARD. I turned onto my back IN THE AIR, then slammed down backfirst ONTO THE DIVING BOARD, with my head dangeling over the end of the board. OW.
I rolled off the side of the board, in a trance, and slashed the water. Then I had to totally re-learn my backdive, starting from having the coach dangle me upside down off the end by my feet.

I STILL HAVE THE SCAR.

by **Pyronix** Mon May 25, 2009 8:05 am

You're lucky you got away with just that scar...............=P

I've never used a diving board before I got transferred out of my pool class just before second semester.

Do you still use the diving board?

by Mash Thu May 28, 2009 1:01 am

LOL, Winnie!
Laughing

That first one...is worthy.

by Chiyuki Thu Jun 04, 2009 9:51 pm

Freshman year in highschool-gym class
We were working on basketball drills, doing some kind of lay-up/jump shot drill down the court. My PE shirt was always big on me and so I was able to wear my gym shorts pulled down at my hips instead of up at my waist like everyone else. Anyways, the ball got passed to me, so it was my turn to take the shot. When I jumped, I went up, but my pants went down, so the whole class including my teacher saw my cherry print girl boxers...I nearly died. >.<

by Kaotic Wed Jul 01, 2009 10:57 am

Well my friend and I were riding on out bicycles (I had 2 friends with me)
as we went through a quite rocky section, and we wobbled quite badly, he feel off his bike, my friend and i cracked up laughing, while he was getting up on our bike, we thought it would be funny to ride off.. so we rode off... and when you got to a little ridge-like jump, my friend ran over a small rock right before the jump and totally missed the jump, with off balance he fell over, I cracked up laughing again, as i turned my head backwards to look at him, full attention to him, I ran into an electric fence (thank goodness it was low voltage or I might not be here today) and feel backwards (luckily not into it) and then hit my head on a tree stump xD... heh, great fun, quite.. 'shocking'