Noob Moment

by Tazmo Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:20 am

Ever have that time when either you or another guy acts like a noob (asks a dumb question, or doesn't know how to play) Post it here! I can tell ya, i've had one of those times

One time, i was fooling around and doing some emotes. So i walk up to this guy and do the 'punt' emote. then he says "WTF YOU GOT ISSUES OR SOMETHING YOU STUPID NOOB"

lol!

by Guest Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:39 am

iaccidently scrolled up my chat every once in a while so i thought i had to log out to fix it untill i asked a mod

by Kaotic Thu Dec 11, 2008 11:28 am

i used can chat by mikstake and sum1 yells 'NOOOOOB'

by DarkRoseGoddess Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:13 pm

When I first entered AQW I didn't know where the farm was. So I kept walking around for hours until I found it...right at the left side of the tower! I was so mad at myself...and I had PMed numerous people asking,'Where is the farm?' and some replied,'Find out yourself, noob!' Gah...I am so going berserk if I find them.

by DemidragonX Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:01 am

I did something similar when I first started. I asked a few people where the farm was, and they replied with "Noob" . The first place I entered in AQW besides battleon was Forest. That is where I met my first friend haha

by **Rage** Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:14 am

Just yesterday, I got into an arguement with a player about how much money he had.

Previous to that incident, I was well versed in the definition of "k" and knew how to figure out how much i had.

However, that morning, I had a complete brainfart. I was trying to tell him, that when he said he had 963k, he actually had 9.63 million.

I'm such a n00b, lol. lol!

by Lord Zombie Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:55 am

Well only noob moment I can recall atm...well is the constant asking about my Undead Curse...one time some guy asked about it, and I was gunna reply to it when out of nowhere some other guy says its a drop from lich -_-....I was like wtf...who started that rumor...needless to say I corrected them both and told them about Mogloween and now everytime I get asked I tell my tale of dead baby moglins...

by **Ryzaa** Fri Dec 12, 2008 4:46 am

I.. only remember that I died a lot in beta.. lol

by Aquis Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:08 am

well, lets just say the words "why do my temp items dissapear when i log off" have slipped out of my mouth, err, keyboard.

by **Ryzaa** Fri Dec 12, 2008 12:58 pm

lmao.. "temp items dissapear? =O "

by **Flaw of Insanity** Sat Dec 13, 2008 1:42 pm

I remember when helms were a haircut, not a equip, and i had a skull helm (too bad i just got rid of it)
and people kept asking me were i got it from, most were people from beta as well

by **Winnie** Sat Dec 13, 2008 8:46 pm

Darkrose... If I remember correctly, I was the one that told you that... me and Juliana. What a cooincidence! (no clue how to spell that) I would NEVER call anyone a noob unless thay call me one... but thats TOTALLY diffrent... lol!

BUT...
Right after I interviewed artix,
I was in Yulgar-1 and saw Ghost. Now, think about this, what is the first thing i say???

Me: OMG GHOST!!!!!! I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH YOUR BOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ghost: .....
Me: IM NOT KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ghost: No, I beleive you, I just dont wanna ask artix. He seems busy.
<Insert dudes username that i forgot>: N00b! you are just fooling him! stop trying to impress the admins!!! you *******!!!!!!!!
Ghost: Ill have to ban you for that...
*Annoying guy dissapears*
Me: Uh... thanks.

by pk494 Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:24 pm

...Lol...great story winnie. My noobiest moment...Hm...probably when i spent 2 hours on first day of beta trying to figure out how i could get +5 swimming...

by xgm Sun Dec 14, 2008 1:02 am

I remember rep farming in Noobshire when it was still a good spot. Resting took up too much time so i just fought till i died and 10 seconds later, full health ^^ It did come with a lot of comments from others like, "lol how do u die by an orc noob?" or "You're such a noob to die here!"

by Caeel Sun Dec 14, 2008 12:15 pm

well, im not sure about me, but ive seen a lv 1 mage (female) try to take on an orc noob, guess who won?

The orc... noob.

by Kaotic Sun Dec 14, 2008 12:19 pm

i remember in beta the 1st thing i asked ''what is that sword''
random: barlogs blade
me: where do u get it?
random: beta shop
me: wheres that
random: in swordhaven
me:...that is?
random: look on the map
me:.....
me: wheres that
another random: NOOOOOOOOB
random guy again: bottom right corner
me: ok *clicks*
me: i cant see swordhaven
random: ....
me: found it
random: click on it
me *clicks on it*
me *in swordhaven* wheres the beta shop
a different random: at the inn
me: wheres that?
random: follow me (this is where i met my FIRST FREIND!!!)
derkomawing: follow me *walks in inn*
me: *follows*
derkomaiwing: click button on top left corner
me: i cant buy it
derkomaiwing: howmuch money u have
me: 0
derkomaiwing: (who was already lv 5 and had barlogs) follow me

and thats when i made my 1st friend and my 1st kill (sorry long story)

by **Ryzaa** Sun Dec 14, 2008 2:08 pm

lol.. Derk was the 1st? I didn't know that =P

by Legendary Warrior Sun Dec 14, 2008 11:52 pm

when i do /join somewhere, sometimes i hit something else other than / soo... i "say" join somewhere monkey

by Kaotic Mon Dec 15, 2008 3:48 am

@ryz: yup derko was my 1st friend

by rydrew1 Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:13 pm

One time i did .goto eogor66 :P

by Edreon Sat Dec 20, 2008 3:05 am

poor noob :(
Humm I remember the day I was noob when I started in the beta good memories... :)

by **Winnie** Tue Dec 23, 2008 7:52 pm

My first friend was Juliana, but it dosent really count because i called her and asked her doring the alpha test and said, "Yeah, its fun. wanna meet me online?" hehe. LONG TERM FRIEND............. Either Curaya, Jono55555555, or Camomalamo. then came bertran. :)

by Mike Murda Sat Jan 03, 2009 9:14 am

hmmm someone glitched too much and became lv 0 seriuosly i saw a negative sign too

by **Flaw of Insanity** Sat Jan 03, 2009 9:45 am

That happened to me once, everybody was calling me a "Hacker gone wrong" Until it happened to someone else then everybody discovered it was a glich

by **Rage** Sat Jan 03, 2009 9:52 am

How about glitching with the Witch Costume stuck on you while you play? Happened to me during the Mogloween special, where EVERYONE knew that I was male.

I got a lot of hate pms. Made me feel like crap...

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