The Fall of TR.

King Carptank Hihat Trinidad XIV - Master of Linux says:
Anyway
Post that spin-off series
Srs
Nuke says:
It's not a spinoff D:
King Carptank Hihat Trinidad XIV - Master of Linux says:
Yes it is
Also post it
Nuke says:
k

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This is about the death of The Regulars, an AQW clan. It has all the members being people and shiz. Italics are actions and such, and it's a script, so if you're wondering who speaks after an action interrupts a line, you should know that the person who had been speaking is simply continuing his speech.

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Some backstory:
TR is led by Vamparagon. In this story, there is a gear that powers TR and keeps the TR rule over the western hemisphere stable.

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Oct 8, 2009 - TR HQ under Mt. Battle in Orre.
Vamparagon (Vamp): We need more nachos.
Xusha: HEIL RUSSIA.
Peregrine (Pere): I think we should invade those Nukians, they're wronging us by constantly threatening invasion, and we have nothing better to do. Plus, it's harmless, right?
Vamp: Good idea.
Xusha: Isn't Nukia a Russian Empire? Those people know how to fight.
Pere: Yes.
The face of Nuke, the Emperor of Nukia, appears on the monitor computer.
Nuke: GREETINGS CHILDREN.
Vamp: Shut up Nuke.
Nuke: NO U!
Pere: Nuke, I am disappoint.
Nuke (Going ;-;): I hear that you have plans of invading Nukia from my spies!
Pere and Vamp: UMM
Sounds are heard; the gear is stolen!
WE'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, UNLEASH THE MRSEBI!
Nuke: Haha, since I gloat on everything, I will inform you that the gear has been stolen, and that you must fight Nukia to get it back!
MrSebi: RAWR.
Nuke: And it takes more than just MrSebi to defeat me.
Pere: Damnit, we've lost our first line of defense.
Vamp: I told you we should've had a window in the control room to see the gear.
Nuke: Why are we just talking and doing nothing?
Vamp and Pere: BECAUSE.
Xusha: I'll join the Nukians if they're Russian.
Nuke: We are indeed Russian.
Xusha teleports to the entrance of the cavern in which TRHQ is stored, where Nukian forces are gathering.
Vamp: Damnit Pere, we lost Xusha.
Pere: Don't worry, we have Crystal Lion. Lots of members in this place, unlike the foolish Nukians, with most likely under ten people!
Vamp: True. We'll get Xusha for this.
Mathia comes into the room.
Mathia: The Nukians are trying to kill me!
Vamp: At least there's one good thing the Nukians are doing.
Pere: Man the Walls! They've gotten half an army into the cave!
Vamp: Go, MrSebi! We'll get some Militiamon from storage and flee!
MrSebi throws Mathia at the Nukians, who destroy him.
MrSebi: OGAWD THAT WAS ONLY LIKE FIVE SECONDS OF DISTRACTION!
MrSebi sings LA LA LA LA LA
The Nukians adapt in approximately two seconds.
NOOOOOO!
Matt 2.0, Commander of local Nukian forces: Under ten people, EH? We have numerous armies!
MrSebi runs back to TRHQ control room, and tells Vamp and Pere that they are outnumbered by Nukians.
Vamp: This is...IMPOSSIBLE!
Pere: I meant citizens, not troops, when I said "Under ten," and, now that I think of it, there might be twelve citizens, most of which reserving high military positions. In troops, they number in the millions.
Vamp: I'll get all our Pokemon, and let's screw the term, "Militiamon," as it is Nukian, and Nukia is occupying our lands!
Nuke: I love my job.
Pere: First, shut up Nuke. Second, whatever, Vamp.
Vamp: Arghh I wish we could get more than six-
Nuke: You can have up to ten Militiamon in your party.
Vamp: I just had the miraculous idea of using ten at once.
Pere: Are you sure Nuke didn't just tell you to do that? Because he just told you.
Vamp: NO IT'S NEVER HIS IDEA HE'S AN IDIOT IT'S ALWAYS MY GOOD IDEAS.
Nuke: The reason I hate TR is that you never gave me credit for making the gear, you know.
Vamp: NO SHUT UP IT WAS ME WHO MADE IT.
Nukians apprehend and imprison Vamp, allowing him final words to TR in the form of an announcement.
DLSGJKLFJK;J FJKEL;BEJKL PERE IS NOW LEADER.
Nukians carry Vamp away.
Nuke: Pere, you are TR's last hope. Command TR to save it from me! HA HA HA!
Pere: I am going to win this since I'M THE BOSS OF THE WOOOORRRRLD! (h) (h) (h)
Nuke claps.
Why, exactly, did you just help TR?
Nuke: Pere, I'm the reason for TR. Without me, it'd be NOTHING. But I need to collect my due in various things.
Pere: I have no idea, just no idea.
Nuke: I'll go now. Nukians, retreat and allow them a small chance. MUAHAHAHAHA! But first, steal some Militiamon.
Nukians raid the Militiamon supply, leaving only a Phione for Pere.
Pere: I guess I'll use this...THING...to fight Nukia.
Nuke: It's Phione. Vamp's PokeDex has been cleared and left on the table.
Phione, just so you know, has the lowest stats of all Legendary Pokemon.
TR's members have been imprisoned within this facility. Vamp, however, has been specially imprisoned in New Moscow.
Bear jumping on a trampoline appears on screen where Nuke was now.
Pere: Ok that's weird.
Nuke: I have no life so I'm still here.
Pere: k
Nuke: You should go now.
Pere makes haste in freeing the TRians.
//Later. The TRians have gathered next to an old, locked up TR base called the Cipher Key Lair, once used by Cipher to create Pokemon that were infused with the Shadowz.
Flaw and Winnie: Ok, what do we do now?
Shadow: Fight for the return of our territory?
Icewolfking (Ice): I'm bored.
Chamberino: I'm pretty sure this is our last stand. We'll need Militiamon, and fast.
Pere: I think we should raid the Cipher Key Lair (CKL)
Ryzaa heads toward the CKL, only to be encountered by Nukians.
Ryzaa: HEEEEELPPP!!!
Pere: Oh no, Ryzaa has been encountered by Nukians!
A helicopter is heard.
Charon: The Nukians are coming, the Nukians are coming!
Nukian Desert Defenses rise from the sand.
Pere: EVACUATE!
EarthX pleas to join Nukia.
Ryzaa, Charon, Kaotic, Chamberino, Banned, and MrSebi have not made it out.
ENOUGH!
Pere sends out Phione.
Matt 2.0: A mere Phione will not defend against us. We have the power of Nukia!
As for EarthX, we will allow him safe haven in the Nukian Oblast of Kalingrad.
EarthX teleports away.
Pere: You won't get away with this.
Matt 2.0: We already have.
The Nukians vanish.
Weena: This did not just happen!
Vampiric: It did happen, unbelievably enough.
wwwToy: Why did they just...disappear?
Crystal Lion (CL): I...don't know.
Pere: They left us to allow us to live in the desert... Here, we will train and we will capture new Militiamon to fight the Nukians!
Crystal Lion: I'd like to see a list of Militiamon so I can decide what I want to get.
Pere: Seems they lied about the PokeDex being cleared, because it seems to be as filled as Nuke's PokeDex...wait, as much as NUKE's PokeDex?
CL: I think they replicated the data of Nuke's into Vamp's, Pere.
Pere: Let's go with that theory.
CL: Well...can I check it?
Pere: Sure...
CL: I would like this "Crystal Onix" thingy.
Pere: It isn't even in this region and only one exists.
CL: BUT I WANT IT...NOWWW!
Pere: We'll get it one day. But until then, we only have this Phione, and we must increase our supply.
CL: Well Phione is cute I must admit.
Erik: A huge disturbance in the sand is approaching!
Cial: I'll dig a trench.
5SecondChaos (5SC): I'll throw sand.
Pere: You cannot be serious.
As Cial digs a trench, 5SC throws sand, and CL complains, a swarm of Trapinch, Sandshrew, and Diglett approach.
The trench, once the swarm arrives, is destroyed! The sand has no affect, and CL is knocked down by it.
In Nuke's evil lair // Vamp says "ゥゥゥゥゥ" and nothing else now
"ゥゥゥゥゥ" echoes to all the TRians.
Pere: Are we about to encounter loads of errors in the system?
Shadow: Wee I'm riding on the swarm.
Pere: GET ON THE SWARM.
Everyone runs on top of the swarm.
Pere: I see a city in the distance!
Shadow: It's Phenac City!
Pere leads the TRians into Phenac City, only to see Nukians holding up the citizens everywhere.
Pere: Shadow, look on the ground, a Militiaball...you can keep it.
Shadow receives a Nazi Mudkip
Shadow: TR wird leben, und ich danke Ihnen für Mudkip!
Pere: A bit German, eh?
Shadow: Yes.
Pere: Anyway, let's go fight some Nukians...the ones in this city look like weak thugs.
Shadow: Those are Ciphers and not Nukians, just so you know.
Pere: WHATEVER.
Pere takes the right side of the city, while Shadow takes the left.
The other TRians gaze in awe, as they use lame attacks to fight off Ciphers who they think are completely OP Nukians.
Now that we've finished the Nukian...err...Cipher...army in Phenac, we'll search around for Militiamon.
Shadow: I thought we destroyed Cipher months ago, but it seems they've returned due to the Nukians taking Orre from TR.
Pere: Figures. So I guess we'll need to destroy Cipher before we depart Orre.
Winnie: I've found a Roselia, a Natu, and a Meowth.
Pere: Excellent.
Shadow: I think we should give Meowth to Flaw, Natu to Ice, and Roselia to Winnie.
Winnie: I hate being stuck with a flower.
Pere: Actually I think I'll take Meowth and Natu.
Aeonarial (Aeon) arrives from the Colosseum at the edge of the city, panting.
What goes on?
Aeon: There are more Ciphers in the Colosseum.
Shadow: LOOKS LIKE-
Pere: Shut up and help me liberate the Colosseum.
Shadow: We'll need to make somewhere for the TRians to stay safe from Nukians.
Winnie: There was a place underneath the Pregym, which is in the center of the town.
Shadow: The Nukians don't know about that...perfect.
Pere: Then it's settled.
The TRians head to the Pregym, while Shadow and Pere go to liberate the Colosseum.
Pere and Shadow valiantly fight the three Ciphers in the building. They leave a Grimer, Seel, and Lunatone.
After that battle with absolutely no details, I'll give you the Grimer and Seel and I'll keep Lunatone.
Shadow: Ok.
They return to Phenac and go to sleep in the Pregym basement.
The next morning, above ground and such...
Shadow: Should we move our forces away from Phenac to encounter Nukian and Cipher forces, Pere?
Pere: I think we should get a map first.
A coupon falls from the PokeDex.
O look, I can get a PokeGear with this.
Pere goes to a PokeMart, buys a PokeGear, and returns.
It has a map feature.
Shadow: Ok...from the looks of it, we'll need to traverse the great desert to reach the nearest city, Pyrite Town.
Pere: DEAL.
All others: O GAWD.
Shadow and Pere force everyone to go across the desert.
There are Nukian forces flying everywhere, they notice, as they traverse the great mass...did I mention that it was a shorter trip than the trip from CKL to Phenac?
Ding! I don't detail much more and they arrive in Pyrite Town.
Shadow: We've arrived!
All others: FINALLY.
Pere: Let's go through, cleaning out Nukians and Ciphers like bosses.
???: I challenge you, PathetGrine!
Pere: Nice fail.
Cail: Hey my name's Cail.
Pere: Well look here, a rhyming fail.
Cail: I CHALLENGE YOU.
Pere: Fine.
Everything spins around and they enter a battle.
Pere's turn: Sends out Phione.
Cail's turn: Sends out Furret.
Pere's turn: Phione uses Bubble.
Cail's turn: Furret uses Quick Attack.
Cail: Weak.
Furret enters Hyper Mode.
Pere: O YEAH?
Pere's turn: Phione uses Bubblebeam.
Cail's turn: Furret uses Shadow Rush.
Recoil to Furret.
Pere's turn: Phione uses Bubblebeam.
Furret is knocked out.
Cail dropped his Militiaball for Furret in his rush to run away.
Pere: VICTORY!
Shadow: Look, there's a person with six Militiamon over there.
Pere: Fine I'll go destroy them.
They walk up to ???.
???: Hey I'm the boss around here.
Pere: O YEAH WELL NOW I'M THE BOSS.
???: NO U.
Shadow: NO U.
Pere: MOAR LIEK NO U AMIRITE.
Diogo: I'm Diogo, let's get to this battle.
Shadow and Pere team up since there are six.
Diogo sends out Skiploom and Slugma.
Shadow sends out Nazi Mudkip and Pere sends out Phione.
Slugma uses Flamethrower on Phione.
Phione uses Whirlpool, which defeats Slugma easily.
Nazi Mudkip uses Aquatic Tackle.
Skiploom Mega Drain to steal health from Phione.
Phione is sent back to Pere's epic utility belt.
Furret is sent out by Shadow.
Furret uses Strength.
Skiploom is at half health.
Nazi Mudkip uses propaganda.
Skiploom is confused.
Diogo sends out Noctowl.
Noctowl uses Steel Wing.
Nazi Mudkip uses water gun. Skiploom is defeated.
Diogo sends out Flaaffy.
Flaaffy uses Thunderbolt on Nazi Mudkip, which remains on the field with one health.
Nazi Mudkip makes a last stand by evolving into Nazi Marshtomp, which uses Muddy Water.
Flaaffy and Noctowl are defeated.
Diogo sends out Quagsire and Misdreavus.
Misdreavus uses Shadow Ball.
Quagsire uses Surf.
Both attacks were done on Furret.
Furret uses Strength on Quagsire.
Nazi Marshtomp uses Muddy Water again.
Quagsire is defeated.
Misdreavus flees Diogo and joins Shadow.
Diogo drops all his Militiaballs and runs.
Pere: Wimp.
Shadow: I think we need to HEAL.
Pere: Fine. Where do we heal.
Pyrite Tower begins making noises that distract them to its direction.
I think we're going in that building.
Shadow: Are you serious?
Pere: Yes.
They go into the Pyrite Tower.
Someone is in the building as a guard.
???: Hi.
Pere: Yo.
Nore: My name is Nore. I AM CIPHER.
Pere: k
Battle starts.
Nore sends out Yanma.
Pere goes (h) and sends out Meowth.
Meowth uses Shadow Rush.
Yanma is knocked out.
Nore: ...
Pere: Amazingly short battle.
I'll take that Yanma.
Nore: NOO!
Nore drops Yanma's Militiaball in running away.
Pere: There's a heal station!
They heal.
Shadow: Let's go to the Colosseum.
Pere: I lead the way.
They beat down the Colosseum people and get a TM that teaches Toxic.
WILL WE EVER USE THIS?
Shadow: Nope, we're supposed to collect them though, and they can teach moves to Militiamon, but they're one-use.
Pere: Great.
They go back in the tower and break into the elevator to go upstairs.
They see a cave in the side of the mountain which meets the roof.
They go in.
Well this is interesting.
Shadow: Indeed.
Pere: Only Nuke says Indeed.
They go around, collecting three ethers, two hyper potions, and three Ultra Balls, then encounter a servant of the Cipher Admin of Pyrite City, whose name remains unknown.
Servant: mah name ish twanz d0d
Pere: Are you SPEAKING leet?
Twan: yez
Pere: I'm killing you.
Twan runs, dropping a shadow Meditite.
VICTORY.
They collect a Full Heal and then encounter a "Sosh" character.
Sosh: I CHALLENGE YOUUUU.
Pere: Bring it on.
Sosh sends out Dunsparce.
Pere sends out Phione.
Phione uses Whirlpool and causes Dunsparce to go to 25% health.
Dunsparce uses Glare.
Phione is unaffected and whirlpools Dunsparce again.
Sosh flees, leaving Dunsparce's Militiaball.
Pere: (h)
They go to the next floor, get a Max Potion, Carbos, Icon, Zinc, and a Protein. They are all used on Phione, except the Max Potion.
Then their happy attitudes from all the items is interrupted by Zalo.
Zalo: Yo yo yo I'm going to beat you two.
Shadow: NO U
Shadow challenges Zalo, captures his only pokemon, Swablu, by running towards him and stealing the Militiaball, and chases Zalo out.
Shadow: I'm boss like that.
Pere: Did I really just see that?
They descend the latter, and go into the Sudowoodo worshiping room of the regional Cipher Admin, Miror B.
Miror B.: I challenge you since I'm the boss.
Pere: NO I'M THE BOSS.
Shadow: YEAH HE'S THE BOSS.
Miror B.: I take on both of you!
Miror B. sends out two Ludicolo.
Shadow sends out a Nazi Marshtomp.
Pere sends out Phione.
Phione uses Whirlpool.
Nazi Marshtomp uses Muddy Water.
The attacks combine and create a sinkhole that engulfs all of Miror B's Militiamon except Sudowoodo.
Sudowoodo's Militiaball is thrown to Shadow to save it from the Sinkhole.
Pere: I'M THE BOSS.
Shadow: YEAH.
Miror B.: I loss my epically boss Sudowoodo!
Pere and Shadow abandon him and go to the healing station where their fellow TRians are.
Pere: We were victorious.
Winnie: I would like all your Militiamon since I have the highest post count.
Shadow and Pere, loudly: SHUT UP WINNIE.
They leave their fellow TRians behind once more and go down the other elevator, going deep underground.
Then they go on a platform in an underground city and encounter a guy called "KLOAK," who happens to be a Cipher.
Kloak: Out with you two. Get out. You want me to battle you?
Pere: Sure.
Kloak: FINE!
Kloak sends out Ledian.
Pere sends out Phione.
Phione uses Whirlpool.
Ledian uses Shadow Rush.
It repeats twice before Ledian is knocked out, and its Militiaball dropped by Kloak, who runs.
Pere goes, grabs three Hyper Potions, and goes back to Shadow, where he sees that Kloak guarded a jail cell with Ryzaa, who handed him an R-Disk.
Pere: 'Sup Ryzaa?
Ryzaa: Hey.
Shadow: Ok, what does this thing do?
Ryzaa: You can use it to go upstairs. See that transporter?
Shadow: I see. But it seems to have five landings.
Ryzaa: It goes to the main upper deck, so you can heal and invade Cipher's base here.
Shadow: Got it. Pere, let's go.
Pere, however, has already taken the R-Disk and boarded the transporter. Shadow runs as fast as he can to Pere, arriving just in time for the transport.
Pere and Shadow go heal, leaving Ryzaa to go up the elevator, and attack Venus, the Cipher Admin of the City, who is conveniently in the front room.
Venus: O no! I've been attacked!
Venus runs swiftly out the room and down to the basement.
Pere: I WILL DESTROY YOU.
They run after her.
Frena: I'll just attack you with a Gligar to slow you down.
Phione simply water guns Gligar and wins. The Gligar is given to Pere as a reward. They also detour off to an item room, but only get two timer balls and a max potion. Then they continue until they encounter someone called Liaks who has a Stantler, who runs down after them since he forgot to challenge Pere. And Pere gives Gligar to Shadow.
Liaks: *phew* I'm going to defeat you!
Shadow: I'll handle this.
Liaks sends out Stantler.
Shadow sends out Nazi Marshtomp.
Nazi Marshtomp muddy waters Stantler.
Stantler uses Shadow Rush.
Nazi Marshtomp delivers a finishing blow with Water Gun.
Shadow gets Stantler.
Then they encounter Lonia, defeat her and get her Piloswine easily, and continue.
Shadow: Look! One last Cipher, then the exit!
Pere: I THINK I'LL LIKE THIS ONE'S MILITIAMON.
Pere runs and grabs the Sneasel out of the Cipher's hand before he is able to send it out.
YEAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Shadow: Where are your shades?
Pere: ogawd my shades are missing.
Venus: I've stolen them!
Pere: WE MUST GET HER.
They run in, find Pere's shades and a version of them to be worn by Militiamon, and chase Venus into a little transit, where they battle.
Shadow sends out Nazi Marshtomp.
Pere sends out Sneasel.
Shadow: Sneasel, this time?
Pere: Yes.
Venus sends out Delcarry and Banette.
Sneasel uses Dark Pulse.
Nazi Marshtomp uses Muddy Water.
The attacks combine into a force that defeats both enemy Militiamon and disables the Militiaball of Vileplume, another of Venus's Militiamon.
Venus sends out Steelix and Suicune.
Sneasel is withdrawn.
Shadow: Why are you withdrawing?
Pere: You can win all on your own.
Nazi Marshtomp evolves into a mighty Nazi Swampert, and attacks with Muddy Water, allowing Suicune just enough health to be snagged.
Shadow throws an Ultra Ball, snagging Suicune from Venus.
Venus runs. Pere and Shadow look around and find a U-Disk and an entrance to the Shadow Lab.
Pere: Ok, let's go into this lab.
They get three elixir and three PP up.

[big]To be Continued...in the next post. [/big]

Shadow: Nice items we've been getting. Filling up on Militiamon, too!
Pere: Yeah, pretty nice stash. Nuke raising the party limit to ten helps, too.
They walk out.
I see an item beyond the imagination fence.
Shadow: You go get it while I check the parameter of the building's first room.
Pere runs and grabs the item, a Revive, then runs back, just in time, as the imagination fence becomes laser-enforced again after Pere runs back. He also gets two full heals, along the way.
Pere: I'm so boss.
They break down the locked door, knowing the boss is going to be past it, and then find that it goes to a broken elevator. But the boss is accessed only using this elevator, they find out, and so, they quickly run around to find a way to get it fixed.
???: Hey you, wise guy.
Pere: What is it?
Remil: I'm Remil and I would like you challenge both you and your partner in fighting us at once.
Shadow enters.
Pere: PERFECT TIMING.
Shadow: A challenge I assume.
Pere: Yep.
Remil sends out Vibrava and Forretress.
Shadow sends out Nazi Swampert, while Pere sends out Phione.
Phione and Nazi Swampert combine Water Pulse and Muddy Water into a grand attack that knocks out both enemies.
Remil sends out Aipom and Granbull.
Nazi Swampert and Phione combine attacks again and get critical damage on Aipom and Granbull.
Aipom and Granbull combine Shadow Rushes to hit Nazi Swampert, who proves resistant.
Aipom and Granbull defeated via recoil.
Murkrow and Ariados are sent out by Remil.
Nazi Swampert uses Muddy Water, having it combined with Phione's whirlpool and water pulse, a spray of muddy water bullets flies at Murkrow and Ariados, which are defeated.
EAAASSSYYY.
Shadow: Indeed.
Remil runs to the boss elevator, with Shadow and Pere in pursuit.
Pere: It's broken.
Remil: Nonsense, you just need this little key and...
The elevator opens. They all run in.
Pere: Yeah. A tad crowded.
Shadow: I concur.
Remil: Ahh get me out of here!
Remil jumps out the window and dies in the laser fence.
The heroes come out of the elevator.
Shadow: Hey boss guy we've come to wipe the floor with you and steal at least one of your Militiamon.
Pere: Way to go, stealing my lines, Shadow.
Ein: Welcome to my laboratory, my name is Ein, and I would like to greet you with an introduction to my store, where I take your Militiamon and fuse them with the shadowz! But first...A battle!
Ein sends out Golbat and Huntail.
Shadow sends out Flaaffy and Noctowl.
Noctowl uses confusion on Golbat, which takes critical damage.
Golbat hurts itself in its confusion.
Flaaffy uses thunderbolt, which defeats Golbat.
Huntail uses Aqua Tail, but it does minor damage to the electric types.
Flaaffy and Noctowl combine confusion, take down, and thunderbolt, by channeling thunderbolt through Noctowl to create a confusion infused with thunderbolt that electrocutes all enemy Militiamon, almost defeating them, followed by flying closer (take down) and going back up at the last minute, causing both enemies to be defeated.
Ein sends out Lanturn.
Flaaffy and Noctowl repeat.
Lanturn is critically damaged.
Flaaffy and Noctowl retreat to their Militiaballs, but not before Noctowl issues a finishing blow with confusion.
Then I must go to my Shadow generator for my last Militiamon; be scared, as this one is a legendary!
Pere: k
Ein: Back, I've got my Raikou now.
Ein sends out Raikou.
Pere sends out Sneasel and Shadow sends out Piloswine.
Ein: NO FAIR!
Pere: FAIR!
Raikou uses thunder while Piloswine charges toward it, immune to Raikou's thunder attacks.
Sneasel jumps over Raikou while it is not using thunder for a brief period after being hit by Piloswine, and uses blizzard directly above it, combining it with dark pulse to make Raikou fall.
And it's over.
Shadow: Give Raikou to US.
Ein: Fine! But...ah, who am I kidding, I'll give it to you...
Raikou's Militiaball is handed to Pere.
Pere: Fabulous.
Shadow: Let's go back to Pyrite.
Pere: I think we'll try milking this area for all it's worth, first...
Ein: The only thing left in the underground city you came from is most likely Shuckle in the Deep Colosseum.
Pere: Thanks. We'll go there.
Pere and Shadow rush to the underground city, steal all five disks, and collect loads of items. Following this, they go to the Deep Colosseum, and force the Deep King Agnol, owner of Shuckle.
Agnol: ogawd ogawd do you guise want a battle?
Pere: We want your Militiamon, Shuckle.
Agnol gives it up and runs for his life.
Looks like we're the new Deep Kings.
Then they go back to Pyrite Tower, greeting TRians who have been waiting for a very long time.
Shadow: HEY GUYS.
Pere: WE HAD A FUN TIME.
Shadow: DID YOU?
Others: No.
Pere: Yeah well too bad we're moving out tomorrow, and into Realgam Tower, where we'll face off a few Cipher commanders.
Shadow: I did not know of this but I approve.
Others: O God.
They sleep for the night, and Pere and Shadow discuss if the other TRians should have permanent residence in Realgam Tower, then morning arrives.
Shadow: MOVE IT.
Pere: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, TROOPS.
The others, who are marching to Realgam Tower, just make grunts and such.
They arrive at Realgam Tower with perfect timing.
Shadow: Pere has an announcement. ATTENTION! ATTENTION!
The TRians pay attention.
Pere: Thank you, Shadow...And, my fellow TRians, once Realgam is liberated, would you like to live here? Consider your decision as we battle through Realgam; we'll vote at the end. Thank you for your consideration.
They march into Realgam Tower. A Cipher Admin called Dakim awaits them.
Dakim: Welcome to Realgam Tower! If you are not familiar with the term, "Welcoming Party," they you will have problems here!
Pere: k.
Dakim sends out THREE? Militiamon; Flygon, Houndoom, and Claydol.
Pere sends out Phione and Suicune, while Shadow sends out Nazi Swampert.
They combine Surf, Muddy Water, and Water Pulse into a blow that damages all enemies to where they must retreat.
Dakim sends out Whiscash and Forretress.
The heroes' Militiamon combine attacks once more and defeat them.
Dakim sends out Entei.
They combine once more and Entei uses Fire Blast to weaken it sufficiently as to keep the super-attack from doing major damage. It also hits the trio, but does little damage.
Entei and Suicune lock eachother's heads in Shadow Rush, and then Phione and Nazi Swampert combine attacks from behind Entei, defeating it. Then Pere runs and grabs Entei's Militiaball. Dakim runs.
Shadow finds a Militiaball on the ground that seems to contain a Soviet Swampert.
Shadow: Seems that, to get control of Realgam Tower, we'll need to win a four person thing. First, we'll face Gonzap, Commander of the Cipher Group, Snagem. Then, Delan, who has FOUR shadow Militiamon. Then Nascour and then a mystery man.
Pere: Ok, let's continue and win this.
They go in the tower Colosseum.
Gonzap: I HAVE FIVE MILITIAMON.
Gonzap sends out Crawdaunt and Pinsir.
Pere sends out Raikou, while Shadow sends out Nazi Swampert.
They go combining thunder and Muddy Water into a blast of power that defeats Crawdaunt and does heavy damage on Pinsir. Gonzap elects to let Pinsir go alone. Raikou uses Quick Attack to eliminate it.
Hariyama and Shiftry are sent out by Gonzap.
Raikou and Nazi Swampert are withdrawn in turn for Entei and Noctowl.
Entei uses Fire Blast at full power on Shiftry, which leaves it at one HP.
Noctowl, at the same time, uses confusion on Hariyama, which becomes confused and hurts itself majorly while trying to fight Noctowl. It is finished off by a simple Aerial Ace, which hits both Hariyama and Shiftry.
Gonzap sends out Skarmory, a Shadow Militiamon.
Noctowl uses Aerial Ace to pummel it into the ground, while Entei uses Fire Blast. Pere throws a Militiaball and captures it.
Gonzap: I must go now.
Gonzap exits the room, while Delan enters.
Delan sends out Absol and Houndoom, without a word.
Shadow sends out Nazi Swampert, while Pere sends out Phione.
They do the usual attack combination, and get Houndoom. Hwoever, Absol is fast enough to dodge.
Suicune flies out of its Militiaball and onto Absol, suddenly!
Raikou and Entei also jump out, assisting Suicune!
They combine attacks and defeat Absol.
Delan sends out his two remaining Militiamon, Tropius and Miltank.
Entei fire blasts Tropius while Raikou uses Thunder on it.
Meanwhile, Suicune uses surf to defeat Miltank easily.
Delan drops his Militiaballs, bows, and runs away.
Nascour enters the room.
Nascour: Hello, I am third in command of Cipher, Nascour. Please take these Shadow Militiamon which Delan, my inferior, owned, and battle me.
Pere: DEAL.
Nascour sends out Gardevoir and Dusclops.
Pere sends out Sneasel and Shadow sends out Soviet Swampert.
Soviet Swampert uses Darkness Engulfment on both and Sneasel uses Beat Up.
Both Gardevoir and Dusclops are taken out.
Nascour sends out Xatu and Walrein.
Darkness Engulfment forces Xatu to flee.
Walrein is heavily damaged, until Sneasel jumps over it and begins using Beat Up while using Blizzard, causing Walrein to go unconscious.
Nascour sends out Blaziken and a Shadow Metagross.
Darkness Engulfment almost defeats Metagross, however, it has little effect on Blaziken.
Blaziken combines Blaze Kick with its own Brave Bird to hit Sneasel, a Militiamon which is then withdrawn in change for Phione.
Pere also throws an Ultra Ball at Metagross, which is captured.
Shadow sends out Nazi Swampert, which combines Muddy Water with Soviet Swampert's Muddy Water, causing Blaziken to fall.
Nascour: Bravo! Now, for Evice to go after you.
Nascour runs in the wake of Evice, who runs towards Pere and Shadow in anger.
He sends out a Salamence, Scizor, and Machamp without a word.
Entei, Raikou, and Phione are sent out.
Raikou uses Thunder on Salamence, Phione uses Water Pulse on Machamp, and Entei uses Overheat on Scizor.
Though severely damaged, Salamence, Machamp, and Scizor combine Hyper Beams into a grand beam that Entei, Raikou, and Phione overpower enough to get dodge time via attack combination.
Then the Evice trio passes out.
Evice sends out Slowking and Slaking.
Raikou uses Thunder on Slowking repeatedly while dodging Slaking's attacks.
Slowking retreats.
Slaking is hit by water pulse and overheat, and then passes out due to its exceptionally low tolerance of pain combined with its sleeping.
Evice sends out Tyranitar.
Suicune is sent out. Entei and Raikou are withdrawn.
Suicune and Phione combine Hydro Pump and Water pulse into a blast that makes Tyranitar fall to the ground.
Pere throws an Ultra Ball at Tyranitar, capturing it.
Pere: Well, that was...interesting.
Shadow: Yes...I expected something to suddenly appear after Evice.
Evice: I cannot believe it! Ho-Oh might come...
Suddenly, rainbows and flames go rampant over the tower roof, engulfing it in rainbow.
Ho-Oh: AROOP!!!
Ho-Oh flies down and attacks.
Phione and Suicune put out all the fires with a tremendous blast of water pulses, hydro pumps, and surfs.
Raikou and Entei attack Ho-Oh.
Ho-Oh: O, you ungrateful beasts! I command you, attack the TRians!
Legend trio: No.
Ho-Oh uses Sacred Fire.
Phione jumps on top of Ho-Oh and uses Water Pulse.
Suicune gets under Ho-Oh and uses Hydro Pump.
Raikou channels Thunder through the water to electrocute Ho-Oh.
Pere throws a Great Ball, capturing Ho-Oh.
Pere: WE EMERGE VICTORIOUS.
Shadow: Now, to the polls!
Pere: Yes...My fellow TRians, would you like to establish a new command center and home for yourselves in Realgam Tower?
Shadow: Raise your hand if yes.
A vast majority raise their hands.
Pere: Then it's settled; you'll live in this tower for awhile.
Evice gets out his phone, but is pushed off Realgam Tower by Shadow.
Shadow: Now, Pere and me shall be going down, all of you begin making fortifications in case of Nukian invasion of the tower.
Ryzaa: Who will command us here?
Pere: You, Ice, and Charon will be commanders beneath Shadow and myself. You, Ryzaa, will lead over Ice and Charon, who will command the underlings. Try getting some Militiamon, too.
Ryzaa: Alright.
Shadow: Any other questions?
A minute passes.
Pere: No.
Pere and Shadow let Ho-Oh out and fly on it to reach Gateon Port, to see Cron, an informant that Shadow knows.
Shadow: Hey, Cron, I'd like some information on Cipher's remnants and their connections with Nukia.
Cron: Cipher was taken over by Nukia, Shadow. They have one base left, and some influence in deeper regions of Orre. You REALLY need to get Citadark Island taken care of, though.
Pere: I see. Is Citadark near here?
Cron: It's too far off the coast to fly to, in case you want to fly, so you'll need to take the RSS Lapras.
Shadow: And we want to invade Nukia after taking care of it.
Cron: The RSS Lapras runs on hydroelectric power-
Pere: We'll take it.
Cron: Excellent!
Cron hands Pere the keys, and Pere and Shadow heal their Militiamon, then get in the RSS Lapras and go to Citadark.
After arrival in Citadark...
Pere: Hey, coast guard guy.
???: Hey.
Pere punches him in the face, saying that he was messing with his ego, and steals his Militiamon.
Then Pere and Shadow lock the RSS Lapras and run into the island fortress.
???: Hey! I challenge you!
Shadow punches her face and she falls to the floor with four Militiaballs flying into the air.
The Militiaballs are sent to the Militiamon Storage System (MSS)
They grab a Max Elixir, run into the Elevator, get five ultra balls, three hyper potions, and two full restores. Then they get two revives and encounter a guy called Litnar.
Litnar sends out Banette and Magmortar.
Shadow sends out Soviet Swampert.
Pere sends out Phione.
Phione uses water pulse to send Magmar out of the lava it stands in.
Soviet Swampert uses Muddy Darkness to eliminate both Banette and Magmortar.
Banette and Magmortar are then sent to the MSS.
They run and see Snattle, the guy from the Phenac Colosseum.
Snattle: I'm going to kill you idiots!
Pere and Shadow beat him, steal his two Militiamon, send them to the MSS, and then throw Snattle into the lava.
Pere: I killed you since you're a damned fool!
They run to the neighboring elevator, where a mysterious man challenges them.
???: Hello, I would like to enjoy a battle with you...unless you're too scared.
Pere: Bring it on!
??? sends out Dugtrio, Poliwrath, and Electivire.
Pere sends out Tyranitar, Raikou, and Ho-Oh.
Ho-Oh uses Sky Attack on Dugtrio, defeating it.
Raikou uses Thunder on Poliwrath, defeating it.
Tyranitar uses Hyper Beam on Electivire.
Ho-Oh uses Fire Blast on Electivire, defeating it.
???: You seem worthy, but I have three Militiamon yet!
??? sends out Swellow, Mr. Mime, and Snorlax.
Tyranitar uses Dark Pulse on Mr. Mime, defeating it.
Ho-Oh uses Sacred Fire on Snorlax, defeating it.
Raikou uses Thunder on Swellow.
???: You may advance.
Pere: Thank you.
??? gives his Militiamon to Shadow, after which, they go into the MSS.
Shadow and Pere go up the elevator, while ??? remains. They receive two white herbs, two full restores, two max revives, two revives, an Elixir, three Max Ethers, four full heals, two hyper potions, three rare candies, three timer balls, a PP Max, and a PP Up. Then they head up the elevator, wondering why so many items were on the ground.
Then they encounter ???, but not the guy that they last encountered.
???: Hello! You defeated my brother, now, I need to challenge you!
??? sends out Ninjask and Flygon.
Pere sends out Ho-Oh and Raikou.
Ho-Oh uses Sky Attack. This defeats Flygon.
Raikou uses Thunder. This defeats Ninjask.
??? sends out Lapras, Marowak, Salamence, and Manectric.
Raikou uses Thunder on Lapras and Salamence, while Ho-Oh uses Sky Attack on Salamence. Salamence is defeated.
Then Shadow sends out Soviet Swampert and Pere sends out Tyranitar.
Tyranitar uses Hyper Beam to eliminate Manectric, while Soviet Swampert uses Darkness Engulfment on all the other two, defeating them.
???: Excellent! You may continue, but I'm only giving you all of my Militiamon except Flygon and Ninjask.
Pere receives them and sends them to MSS, and then goes up to the orb-deck.
Greevil, the Grand Master of Cipher: I challenge you...to a dance off!
Pere shows rickroll to Greevil, who is horrified and laughing at once, and, therefore, sends out Shadow Lugia (SL), his most powerful Militiamon.
Pere sends out Ho-Oh.
Ho-Oh uses Sacred Fire, while SL uses Shadow Storm.
Pere sends Tyranitar, Phione, and the Legendary Beasts.
Tyranitar uses Dark Pulse, Phione combines that with Water Pulse, Suicune sends a Hydro Pump through, Entei sends a Fire Blast, Raikou adds in Thunder, Ho-Oh adds Sacred Fire, and it all hits SL, bringing its health down to very low levels.
Pere: How...How could it survive such a blow?
Pere throws an Ultra Ball.
The Ultra Ball begins releasing Shadow vapor, at one point flying into the air and hitting the ground, but SL was, in the end, captured.
Greevil: How can this happen!?!!?!!?
Pere: I'm too boss for you.
Greevil: I hate you.
Greevil jumps on a helicopter and flies away.
Eagun runs into the room with Shadow.
Pere: Hey, Shadow, you missed an epic battle, and who's this guy?
Eagun: I'm Eagun. I would like to give you a gift; the most powerful Militiaball to ever be created, the Master Ball. I sell Boss Balls, the second most powerful, and would also like to offer you about five free ones.
Pere: I'll take those, thank you very much.
Shadow: This is my grandpa, Eagun. He also put a Hitmontop in the MSS.
Eagun: I've begun rerouting the MSS storage Miltiamon to Realgam Tower protection.
Shadow: Yeah, I thought I'd call him and tell him to do that once I heard that Nukia found out about Realgam. No worry, though.
Pere: Well, thanks. Let's go to the next region we need to go to, now...also, why is this the "Orb" deck?
Shadow: We're inside of an orb that floats in midair, if you haven't noticed. Now, let's go down.
The trio leaves Citadark; Eagun goes to his base near Realgam Tower in Agate Village to protect Orre, while Shadow and Pere go to fight off the soon-invading Nukian fleet in the Orange Islands.

Chapter Two -

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Pere, Shadow and Eagun are just walking on the path outside of Citadark to the RSS Lapras, when...
Spar-Spar and Ghey jump from the sky, throwing out their Militiamon!
Ghey sends out a Shadow Slaking, a Shadow Dragonite, and a Shadow Garchomp!
Then he lands in the lava on the side of Citadark and burns to death.
Shadow runs, jumps, grabs the Militiaballs out of midair, then returns them to their Militiaballs and sends them to the RSS.
Spar-Spar sends out a Shadow Gardevoir, Shadow Tauros, and Shadow Rhydon.
Shadow repeats.
Spar-Spar, annoyed, sends out a Shadow Exeggutor, a Shadow Porygon, and a Shadow Pichu.
Shadow just grabs them and then points and laughs at Spar-Spar as he falls in the water, while Pere and Eagun point and laugh at Ghey's molten body as it falls to the ground.
Then Shadow and Pere go on the RSS Lapras the Orange Islands, so they can fight Nukia abroad.
Eagun flies in style using his magical powers to Orre.
The RSS Lapras arrives at Trovita Island.
Pere: We need to take care of a Nukian General here...an actual Nukian...
Shadow: ...Yeah...
Rudy, the Nukian General, flies down to them on a spinning Starmie.
He sends out Electivire and Exeggutor, to go with Starmie in battle with Pere and Shadow.
Shadow sends out Nazi Swampert and Soviet Swampert, while Pere sends out Phione.
Rudy uses his powers to teleport away the other Militiamon's Militiaballs!
Rudy: I allow only three Militiamon to be used, thank you very much!
Electivire uses thundershock and defeats the entire enemy party.
Pathetic. Go over the the neighboring island, I've no time for bumbling fools.
Pere: But...we defeated...Cipher...
Rudy: Ha, Cipher? That's a pathetically weakly armed Nukian affiliate. You're trying to beat the real deal, here.
Electivire programs a new destination into the RSS Lapras, while Starmie places Pere and Shadow into it.
The RSS Lapras automatically begins moving towards Shamouti Island.
They find that their Militiaballs are in the cockpit, and put them on their belts.
They arrive in Shamouti with extreme speed.
Pere: We're...somewhere.
Shadow: I have a good feeling, like we'll get four legendaries here.
Pere: Good. We'll need them to defeat the Nukians here...they're incredibly strong, as Rudy demonstrated.
They look around Shamouti and see ghost towns and such...everywhere.
Suddenly, Shadow sees an alter, where three slots dwell.
Shadow: Seems this alter needs some-
Pere: LOOK IN THE SKY.
A huge ship made of darkness descends upon Fire Island, and then it fires several shots at seemingly random locations, disabling the RSS Lapras.
Shadow: O I love this clan! it got the RSS Lapras.
Pere: Then we'll need something need to get around...let's use Shadow Lugia and Ho-Oh, temporarily.
Shadow flies on SL to Fire Island, while Pere rides Ho-Oh.
They fly into the beastly machine, SL's glaring red eyes lighting its way while Ho-Oh's rainbows light its way.
The darkness goes away momentarily and they see a frightening sight: The Nukian Flag.
The machine seems to be sapping warmth from the island and transferred it to New Moscow.
Shadow: This...machine...it's horrendous.
Pere: Despicable.
Shadow: Yeah.
They send Suicune and Sneasel into the heat importer, where they attempt to use blizzard.
It works. A mysterious figure speaks to them through the darkness, which has since returned, in a ghostly, strained, and old voice.
???: Geeet ooouuuutttt.
Shadow: Never.
???: Well then, rude one, I shall engage you in combat.
An Absol flies down with a Honchkrow, landing on Lugia and Ho-Oh, respectively.
Shadow grips SL tightly and commands it to flip over to drop Absol into the water, while Pere flies since he's a falcon, and allows Ho-Oh to use Sacred Fire on Honchkrow.
Then Mismagius attacks, out of nowhere!
Pere falls, but Ho-Oh catchs him.
Absol rides the darkness back into the sky, and uses shadow ball on Lugia, combining it with Dark Pulse for critical damage.
Ho-Oh accidentally hits the ship, and has its fire power drained, making it fall.
Pere withdraws it to its Militiaball, and tries gliding towards SL, which had successful results.
SL uses Shadow Storm, causing a storm of liquid shadow to fall, damaging all non-Shadow Militiamon that it touched severely.
It then goes straight up and begins spinning, as it goes closer to the ship.
It breaks the hull, but just barely, as the ship's repair systems then activate and repair it almost instantly, but not before Pere gets inside. Shadow, however, does not get into the ship.
Shadow sees numerous Gengar flying at them, 260 feet to their left and right, meaning a collision between forces has become inevitable. Seemingly, Sableye are jumping from above.
Shadow sees an Umbreon riding on SL with him.
Shadow sends out Soviet and Nazi Swamperts.
It begins raining fire as the ship leaks small amounts of the heat being absorbed.
Nazi Swampert uses Light Engulfment on all of its surroundings, eliminating the clouds of shadow and weakening the Darkness...and the Gengar. Absol falls to a miserable death.
Soviet Swampert flies, one with the darkness, directly at the Sableye, attacking the beasts, which have unyielding power due to lack of weakness, except for a flaw in that Shadow attacks can do mass damage upon them.
SL dramatically changes angle from near zero degrees to ninety degrees, spinning and using Shadow Blast at once, before ramming the swarm, and allowing it to fall into the ocean.

Meanwhile, inside the ship...
Pere wonders around, trying to figure out what he needs to do within the ship...he struggles to comprehend what sort of horrors Shadow is going through outside of the ship, while he is within it and in safety.
Suddenly, a group ambushes Pere!
The mysterious trainer sends out Salamence, Dragonite, and Garchomp.
Pere sends out Raikou and Sneasel.
Raikou uses Thunder on both Salamence and Dragonite, while Sneasel uses Blizzard on them all.
They combine Hyper Beams and knock out Raikou and Sneasel.
Pere sends out Entei, having no other choices remaining...
Entei uses Fire Blast on Salamence.
Garchomp pins it to the ground while Salamence and Dragonite use Giga Impact from the sides.
Pere is captured and carried away...

Shadow withdraws all of his Militiamon, except SL, and flies around, searching for the person.
He sees the full size of the ship - Massive, over a mile high from the ground, with huge retractable claws hanging from its sides, and, seemingly, it is composed of rotating gears...

Meanwhile, Pere is taken up to the control room...
Xusha: Hello, Pere. I am Governor of Shamouti and the surrounding areas.
One of my jobs is to transfer heat from here to New Moscow, and the rest are going to be a secret...
Pere: I...do not care for this. What happened to Shadow?
Xusha: We took such heavy casualties out there that we could not afford to continue the battle. However, reinforcements will arrive shortly-
Pere: REINFORCEMENTS!?
Xusha: Nukia cannot allow resistance.
Xusha goes back to her control panel, silently. After arrival at the podium with it, she turns around and throws a knife at Pere, which lands in his teeth, nearly killing him.

Back outside...
Shadow flies around more, looking for an area to rest his Militiamon, however...
He discovers that the only shelter he will be able to get from the fire rain and incoming lightning will be the inside of the ship.
Shadow flies straight down to where the warm is taken in...Phione and Suicune are knocked out, and seemingly the Sableye and Absol are trying to get to shore.
He puts Phione and Suicune on SL and then flies up to the top, spinning so that neither Phione nor Suicune could fall, until they reach the Xusha room, where Pere is, still...

Back inside...
Pere: Why is there a shadow descending upon the room?
SL crashes through the walls and then is returned to its Militiaball.
Shadow!
Shadow: Never fear, Shadow is here!
Xusha: The treachery!
Xusha sends out two Smeargles.
Shadow sends out his Soviet and Nazi Swamperts.
The Swamperts combine Muddy Waters, but the Smeargles dodge and use Sketch, allowing them to learn Muddy Water.
The Smeargles use Muddy Water.
They repeat this cycle once, then the Smeargle, with their incredibly low base stats, fall.
Xusha sends out a Charizard that has been infused with evil and cold.
The Swamperts use Muddy Water, but the Charizard is not effected.
The Charizard uses Blizzard of Flames.
Nazi Swampert uses intense light to fight the beast, while Soviet uses Muddy Water to stop most of the Blizzard of Flames from doing damage.
The Charizard takes mild damage, seemingly, but then, it uses roar of dark fire!
Flames erupt around, burning the restraints which held Pere back. He takes the injured Militiamon and rushes them to a healing machine, although finding one is proving difficult.
Shadow ducks to the ground to avoid a huge fireball that hurled towards, him.
The Swamperts take heavy damage, but remain able to battle, unleashing both dark and light engulfment in rapid succession, which does heavy damage to the beastly Charizard via confusion and small seizures.
Xusha sends out Heartless Entei to add to the difficulty that Shadow is finding in fighting her.
Shadow: This is...horror...
Xusha: Muahahahaha! Feel my wrath, for the Emperor!
Heartless Entei uses Overheat on the Swamperts after running and jumping over Charizard to do a close-range blast from above. It makes a large amount of steam from muddy water usage, however, it misses.
The evil Charizard uses Blast Burn and nearly hits Shadow, doing critical damage upon the Swamperts.
Shadow sends out SL as his last stand in the battle.
SL uses a combination Psychic and Hydro Pump attack to hit the evil Charizard, doing immense damage and causing it to stumble some.
Heartless Entei uses dark flame on SL, but does little damage before the Swamperts attack it with Hydro Cannon.
Heartless Entei collapses.
The evil Charizard flaps its wings and creates winds so powerful that the Swamperts must cling to the ground.
SL and the Swamperts combine their Hydro Pump and Hydro Cannons into a blow that causes the Charizard to take heavy damage before deflecting the rest of it.
Xusha withdraws her Charizard and Heartless Entei, then runs.
Xusha: I sense a disturbance in the force.
Shadow sees that his hair is burning and has Nazi use Bubblebeam to fix it.
Xusha, in another room, accesses the Realgam Tower MSS...
Garchomp and Slaking withdrawn from the MSS.
Sending commands.
Xusha [Aside]: Muahahaha, I've got it at last...
The room is closed by a moving wall.
Dragonite withdrawn.
Heartless Entei sent.
Charizard sent.
Charizard and Heartless Entei blast Realgam Tower, then Xusha takes them back.
Eagun, on the PokeGear Phone with Shadow: The tower was hit by a huge fiery blast!
Shadow, to Eagun: ogawd I think it was Xusha.
Eagun: A few Militiamon are missing, too!
Shadow: Ok, I'll get back to you later.
Shadow fixes his hair and runs...but he is interrupted in his trek!
A Slaking, a Garchomp, and a Dragonite attack Shadow!
Shadow sends out Pere's Tyranitar and Salamence!
Slaking uses Hyper Beam, but Tyranitar shields Shadow from the blow!
Dragonite adds to the Hyper Beam with Hyper Beam, along with Garchomp!
Shadow runs out of the way and Tyranitar runs around the enemies, using Hyper Beam on Slaking at point zero!
Slaking jumps up, and turns around to deliver a Shadow Ball, misses, while Salamence uses hyper beam to wound Slaking to where it must flee. However, it turns around and uses Hammer Arm on Salamence, while it is hit by a Dark pulse, making it collapse. Salamence, however, is very mildly damaged.
Tyranitar uses a combination rock slide and blizzard to devastate the enemy, awhile Salamence uses Aerial Ace on Garchomp.
The enemies combine (Including Slaking) into Sapporite.
Sapphorite - A 20'11" foot monster with no weaknesses.
Sapphorite unleashes its most powerful attack and signature move, Vulse of Reality.
While the dimension distorts, Salamence flies around Sapphorite and combines Giga Impact and Hyper Beam on it, while Tyranitar does the same.
Sapphorite tears the fabric of its existence apart on accident.
It explodes, making Salamence and Tyranitar fly away, before being returned to their Militiaballs.
Xusha emerges.
Xusha: I will destroy you with my special powers!
Pere emerges.
Pere: Not so fast!
Xusha: I will freeze you, then!
Pere: Not if the power of my EGO saves me!
Xusha blasts a beam of ice from her hands at Pere; Pere blasts a beam of ego power at Xusha.
The blasts merge and begin to intensify, things begin to gravitate towards the merging point, and Shadow must cling to the ground as it begins the implode the world around it, engulfing everything not nailed to the walls, while Pere and Xusha begin dragging closer to each other along the ground, leaving scrape marks on the ground on which they stand. All this as their ego and ice begins to swirl inside of itself, forming an orb with a black hole in its center, becoming more unstable with each passing moment.
Then it reaches its limit.
An explosion occurs, a beam fired through the hull of the ship which it cannot repair, a monstrous beast formed by the energy as it takes form above the ship. Xusha blasts ice to escape and view the beast, which she names Egice.
Egice; a monstrosity formed of ego and ice, with the ego burning through things and giving tremendous mental power, while the other half is ice and grants sheer strength. It is nearly the size of the ship. It allies to Xusha, the creator of its strength, in lout of Pere creating its mind.
It tears through the ship and blasts Pere, who, having healed his Militiamon earlier, sends out Ho-Oh, which adequately blocks the deathly blow using its attack, Sacred Fire. Pere runs from the blast and returns Ho-Oh.
Shadow runs away, heals his Militiamon, and returns, to face Egice. Egice, using a piece of DNA from Sapphorite, learns Vulse of Reality, and harnesses it into a beam which tears apart the fabric of the universe in certain areas, narrowly missing Pere, and completely missing Shadow.
Then Shadow sends out Shadow Lugia, awhile Pere sends out Ho-Oh, and they fly towards Egice. SL uses Shadow Storm and Shadow Blast on Egice, but the enormous holes that form in its ego-made body quickly seal, the ego being infinite.
Suddenly, Pere increases the size of his ego so drastically that, when he blasts Egice, it lights Egice on fire!
However, ego seems to be a bad thing for fire to travel on, so the ice remains intact.
The monster swings its arm at Shadow Lugia, freezing it to where it stalls and spirals downward rapidly for several seconds, before momentarily regaining flight capacity and then being blasted by a huge ball made of shadows, which causes Lugia to fall even more rapidly, crashing it into water and leaving Shadow little air to breathe.
Fortunately, Lugia can breathe underwater.
Shadow allows SL to swim as he tries to dive some and see what it does, losing sight of it eventually.
All this while Pere battles the massive beast, using Sacred Fire to blast its ever-expanding ice arm.
The beast grabs Pere, with the Ho-Oh he rode, and begins freezing Ho-Oh, which is sent back into its Militiaball, so as to allow Pere to drop down and out of the massive hand of Egice, which is successful, but only until he is sent into the side of the ship by an enormous shadow ball attack, which breaks through the hull.
Xusha: Good thing we genetically engineer the Nukian workers so that ships of this size are cheap.
Egice blasts the hole in the ship, directly hitting Pere. It was an ice beam, and it freezes Pere in a suspended reality, as he can still watch the events happening outside of the ship...
Egice looks down and sees nothing where Shadow once was...as Shadow is on the other side of the ship.
Egice looks down to where Lugia once was...and sees a shadow.
A gigantic blue Lugia, formed by genetic splicing of Lugia and Kyogre, called Kygua flies out while using Aeroblast, forcing it to step backwards as its right arm, which is pure ego, is blown apart.
Egice pours ego into the ocean, taking control of many Militiamon, and making them Egomon.
Kygua uses an attack, learned in its mutant formation, called Hydro Cannon, on the left arm, which flies off.
Thunder erupts from the ocean as Chinchou and Lanturn, brainwashed by Egice, attack Kygua.
Xusha blasts ice that forms four new arms for Egice.
Egice launches ice from its arms that missed Kygua and tears into the ship.
Then, upon this failure, it knocks the ship over, making it land on Lightning Island and dumping Pere onto Ice Island, mostly due to its incredible height, which allows it to extend over all three islands.
Shadow runs into the Fire Island interior, breaking through the barriers of the ship's ground equipment, and grabs the Fire Orb. He then runs out of then when Egice fires a massive amount of ego and ice down.
The ice around Pere shatters and he goes into an ice cave for protection...
Zapdos, Articuno, and Moltres emerge from their island caves, Articuno flying over Pere and almost grabbing him with its claws.
Pere goes deep into the cave...eventually, he comes to a dead end, where the roof has caved, and has covered a shine with snow...it contains the Ice Orb, which Pere grabs.
Egice fires beams of ego at Shadow, but misses as Shadow runs at the ocean, where SL picks him up and they fly, all the while, using the fire orb, firing huge beams of fire at Egice, which emits steam, while minuscule amounts of its ice melts and evaporates. Kygua uses Giga Impact to knock Egice down, toppling the massive creature and causing it to splatter into Shamouti Island...seemingly...
Then the arms, seemingly controlled by the island, grab Kygua, pulling it from the sky and into the island as if to destroy it...but then, the egomon rise from the sea, biting Kygua and putting it through enormous pain as they fuse themselves into it, trying to make it a servant of Xusha and an egomon.
Pillars of ego form where its spines were before it mutated, its body slowly becoming purple and pink. It makes horrible shrieks of agony as it slowly is made into a demon of ego.
Shadow Lugia flies to Lightning Island, where it flies down, Shadow grabs the Lightning Orb, and then Pere flies on Ho-Oh to Shamouti alongside Shadow and his Lugia.
Shadow is thrown the ice orb by Pere in a flyby transfer, and he drops down to place the orbs into the shrine in which they belong.
Pere blasts the egomon off of Kygua, but it seems to be too late, with only areas of the head that Xusha is freezing remaining, until Ho-Oh begins sucking the ego out and firing it at Xusha.
Xusha's power, once the ego has been transferred to her body, goes up exponentially, making her able to create egomon by imagining them.
A Slowking Army rises from the ocean to fight Xusha!
Xusha creates a gigantic ice contraption which beats Kygua as it makes horrible yells of pain, beating it into and out of unconsciousness over and over.
Pere uses Ho-Oh's sacred fire, combined with take down, to break the first arm of Egice.
Kygua then breaks the rest with its sheer power that has been released by the destruction of the first arm, freeing itself so that it can use a mighty Hydro Cannon on Xusha, toppling her massive ice contraption.
Then Xusha flies off into the sunrise on her evil Charizard.
Then Pere and Shadow, returning all their Militiamon to their balls, ride Kygua to Sunburst Island...
They arrive swiftly and invade a cave near the ocean. They capture Kygua in a boss ball and go in.
They swarm the area with their Militiamon, silently, and then they close in on the lake, which they follow up with Raikou using Thunder, causing the Crystal Onix to emerge, and be attacked by SL and Ho-Oh, which weaken it to where it collapses and is captured by an Ultra Ball.
They leave the island with Crystal Onix in hand for Mikan Island, the neighboring island with a weak Nukian base.
They arrive on Mikan Island, landing next to the entrance of the base, after which, the Admiral Cissy comes out.
Cissy: 'Soup?
Shadow: Nummuch G.
Pere: We want this base.
Cissy: Wahh I only have two Militiamon.
Pere: Then surrender.
Cissy: Fine! I just expect protection from Nukia, though. The boss scares me!
Pere: k.
Shadow: Then let's roll out.
They fly to Trovita Island to challenge Rudy again.
Rudy: You again? Ah, I'm bored anyway.
Rudy sends out his full team; Electivire, Exeggutor, and Starmie.
Pere and Shadow send out Soviet Swampert, Crystal Onix, and Kygua, which has, from being captured in a Militiaball and leaving Shamouti, become smaller, although still quite large enough to be about 35 feet long.
Soviet uses darkness engulfment and pummels Starmie. Kygua uses gust and sends Exeggutor blasting off. Aswell, Crystal Onix uses hydro pump of a powerful Electivire, which resists and sends Electricity through the water into Onix, which, unlike other Onixes, is a Water type, not a ground type, and is knocked out.
Soviet and Kygua both use Hydro Cannon on Electivire, hurling it into Rudy.
Rudy: ogawd how was I defeated?
Pere: By a boss (h)
Shadow: Indeed.
Pere: Only Nuke says Indeed.
They go to frigid Navel Island, a barren, frozen wasteland, containing a Nukian base. The Commodore challenges them.
His name is Dan-Dan.
Dan-Dan sends out Nidoqueen and Scizor.
Pere sends out Phione while Shadow sends out Nazi Swampert.
Phione uses water pulse to topple Nidoqueen, which Nazi uses Psychic, which makes Scizor jump off the mountain they are on and die.
Dan-Dan sends out Machamp, Golem, and Electrode.
Golem is taken out by Water Pulse immediately, while Machamp is attacked in a manner similar to that in which Scizor was attacked, killing it.
Dan-Dan withdraws Electrode and begs for mercy.
Now, having conquered all of the Orange Islands except two, Pere and Shadow ride in their newly constructed fortress on top of Kygua's back that they got from Dan-Dan in surrender terms to Kumquat Island, where they take on yet another Nukian base.
Luana, General of the Fifth Orange Armored division, and head of the base: You can't beat me because my ego is bigger than yours.
Pere blasts her away with his ego and seizes control of the base.
They travel to the last base and final outskirt of Nukian occupation in the region, Pummelo Island. Its Field Marshal, Drake, has, until now, ruled the Orange Islands under Martial Law with an iron fist.
Drake: Hello, TRian rebel scum!
Drake sends out Ditto to face Phione.
Phione punches Ditto in the face and then unleashes a powerful Water Pulse at it, which sends it flying at Drake, who, knocked over, sends out Steelix.
Steelix is defeated by a water pulse used directly on its mouth that goes down its throat as it emits a deafening roar.
Phione is withdrawn in change for Shadow sending out Soviet, while Drake sends out Gengar.
Dark Crush, a new move of Soviet's, crushes Gengar into the ground until it is withdrawn for the duration of the battle.
Forresaur is sent out and Ho-Oh is swapped into the battle by Pere.
Ho-Oh uses a simple Sacred Fire to defeat Forresaur.
Electivire is sent out by Drake, but it is rendered useless when Crystal Onix wraps around it and uses bite repeatedly until it passes out.
Dragonite is sent out by Drake.
Dragonite takes out Crystal Onix using Giga Impact followed up by Hyper Beam, causing it to fall between Pere and Shadow and then be withdrawn, after which, Kygua is summoned to the battlefield, and it uses ice beam to freeze Dragonite, while Ho-Oh comes out to deal a finishing combination of Sky Attack and Sacred Fire.
Pere: I think New Island will be our next destination.
They fly off into the sunset.

Kygua is weakened by the storm it flies through to reach New Island.
Fossilized Kabutopses jump out of the water and claw it, while fossilized Aerodactyls attack its head, as Shadow fights them off.
They arrive at New Island's gates with relatively unharmed Militiamon, with the exception of Kygua, which is returned to its ball.
Pere throws two ultra balls at an Aerodactyl fossil and a Kabutops fossil and captures them. They then run into the island fortress that is New Island and then go left, observing that MissingNo and its cyber form are found wild in the fortress. Pere pins a MissingNo to the wall and captures it, after beating it up.
Then he holds up a computer to force it to surrender a Cyber MissingNo.
He gets the Cyber MissingNo, however, a swarm of Mewtwo Balls attack him, capturing his Militiaballs and flying off with them.
Pere runs after the swarm, while Shadow, with his Swamperts left intact, runs up the stairs and into the Mewtwo Colosseum.
Then he sees it...the Nukian flag is on all sides of the Colosseum, done repeatedly in a fashion such as that in a sports stadium of some sort, while Mewtwo seems to be a Militiamon owned by Nuke himself, that has been sent to training in its place of capture and birth; New Island.

Meanwhile, Pere has just barely been able, by grabbing onto a Mewtwo ball, to reach their destination, the cloning room, for several reasons; first, they fly extremely swiftly, making him lucky to have been able to grab one in the first place, second, that the door shut and locked after the last ball came in, and third, that the cloning machine almost killed him as he flew into it.
Then all the Militiamon get DNA sapped from their Militiaballs, somehow, and then they are discarded, after which, Pere grabs them, and lets them out, with the exception of Kygua, which was too big.

They destroy the cloning machine. After which, they blast the wall in and enter the Colosseum. They attack Mewtwo's army of Mewthree, which I neglected to mention earlier; they are clones of Mewtwo, made just slightly stupid as to obey Mewtwo, yet strong as to defend Mewtwo while he trains himself.

Then they all, in unison, blast a combination of shadow ball and psychic at Pere, who is saved only by Tyranitar, who runs out and deflects the attack, taking heavy damage, but then unleashes a massive dark pulse, which sends most of the Mewthree flying at Mewtwo, which summons the clones and then throws its own protectors at Shadow, who rides Nazi to safety, and then sends out Soviet to bite Mewtwo in the back of the neck.

Then the clones come out. Kygua is sent out; but it is met by another Kygua, which blasts at it a tremendous hydro cannon, in unison with the original. This causes an immense battle between originals and clones to break out, while ghosts descend from the sky, massively striking at Nazi, while fearing Soviet. Soviet, however, blasts them all to smithereens and frees Nazi, while, at the same time, it strikes Mewtwo with Darkness Engulfment.

Tyranitar rams its head through the body of its clone, killing it, and then hurls it towards Mewtwo, who is thrown backwards slightly as he floats in midair.

Mewtwo uses Aura Sphere to defeat Tyranitar, who is defeated by the blow. The rest of the Militiamon, including the clones, are then thrown out of the island by Mewtwo, only for Shadow&Pere to return them to their balls.

Mewtwo evolves into Newtwo, an incredibly powerful Militiamon, which is similar to Mewtwo, but just slightly, as its right arm is now a set of 20 tentacles and a much thicker and stronger left arm, which then launches a shadow ball at Pere and Shadow, only to be hit by the Swamperts, which knock it off balance and cause it to fall slightly from its position above ground.

Then Nuke arrives, flying down from the sky to pick up his Militiamon, Newtwo.
Nuke: I'm bored, so I'll just send out Arceus.
Arceus is sent out.
The Swamperts do not have enough power to hurt it, so Shadow withdraws them, just before Arceus uncreates him and Pere...

Here starts CHAPTER THREE --
Pere: Nice little predicament we have here.
Shadow: This place is insane; I want to get out.
Pere: Don't we both want to escape?
The Uncreated World is a sad, desolate place - It has a purple material which cannot be used or touched as its version of air, with black clouds in random places, which likewise cannot be touched, and, looking downwards, you see that there are platforms, formed of a strange material, however, there is no ground at the bottom to be seen. This while sad music plays in the background, and strange colors that do not exist in reality are seen.
Then they realize that there are evil monsters all around them.
Pere and Shadow send out Phione and SL.
SL uses Shadow Storm while Phione uses Water pulse on them.
Shadow Storm heavily damages the swarm, but they continue to approach Pere and Shadow, causing them to send out Ho-Oh to burn them.
Ho-Oh defeats them, with its allies.
Then a man with blue shades and stuff comes out of the shadows.
Sunshine: My name is Sunshine, and I have been sent by Nukia to destroy you.
I have not only Militiamon, but Heartless, which exist only in the uncreated world and are made of evil.
Sunshine sends out two Spiritombs.
They align into a line. The back one fires a dark pulse channeled into a circle around the front one, which combines an ominous wind and a hyper beam that goes through the dark pulse and becomes a hyper beam with dual elements. It is darkness and ghost.
Soviet jumps out of its Militiaball and blocks the massive beam, causing it to take the form of a massive orb which is constantly spinning and releasing power.
Soviet is pushed back by it, scraping parts of the ground off, before it charges towards them and makes the orb change direction, hitting the front Spiritomb and sending it into the back one, before hitting the back one aswell and fusing them into an infinitely powerful Militiamon...
A ten foot tall humanoid version of Spiritomb with two heads known as Souseal rises and spreads out its dark purple arms, as a blue Spiritomb descends, merging into the Souseal and giving it a third head, which is blue, and in the center, aswell as quite a bit of blue armor, mostly along its arms and back, with parts reaching around the body to form open circles around it.
It also gets claws.
Nazi and Raikou are sent out.
Nazi uses muddy water followed by surf to flood Souseal while Raikou rides the waves, casting thunders at Souseal and electrocuting the water so that Souseal takes heavy damage, and barely gets up to deliver its counterattack; night slash from its right hand and shadow claw from its left.
It hits Nazi, who takes critical damage before Soviet apprehends Souseal, throwing it down to the ground with Night Slash, then tearing into its chest with metal claw, followed by throwing it at Sunshine with Shadow Claw.
Sunshine sends out some Ghost type Militiamon, such as Gengar, Mismagius, Sableye, and others. Seems he broke the ten Militiamon rule.
They all go inside of Souseal, causing it grow to a massive 36 feet tall.
Pere and Shadow ride on Ho-Oh and SL to fight Souseal.
SL uses Aerial Ace to fly directly into Souseal, bending down and allowing Ho-Oh to use Sacred Fire to burn through its face, making it take heavy damage before SL delivers the final blow; an aeroblast.
This causes Souseal to fly in pieces onto the ground as it obtains momentum that causes it to burn while its pieces slowly drift towards each other.
Then it becomes invisible to Pere and Shadow, if only for a few moments.
Suddenly, Souseal flies directly up, reformed and now over 100 feet tall, with scattered tombstones all over its body, and hovers with large wings holding it in the air in front of Pere and Shadow, before blasting a shadow beam (Dark Hyper Beam) at them, causing them to fly away; Shadow on his SL to the right and descending, awhile Pere on his Ho-Oh goes opposite, both circling Souseal.
Ho-Oh blasts Souseal in the back of its neck, causing it to drop to where SL can aeroblast its right wing, following this with hydro pump and then aerial ace.
It then causes Souseal to release a massive pulse of energy that damages Ho-Oh and SL heavily, and hurls itself upwards.

Pere and Shadow heal their Militiamon on two separate platforms, while Sunshine sends out a swarm of Shedinja, Banette, Drifblim, Dusknoir, and Froslass, causing Souseal to make the enormous leap to 1000 feet tall, and 500 feet of wingspan, aswell as the obtaining of the ability wonder guard from the Shedinjas.
Sunshine [VERY loudly]: MUAHAHAHA, SOUSEAL WILL BE IMPOSSIBLE TO DEFEAT NOW!
Pere: Looks like we have trouble.
Shadow [Watching the massive beast of darkness shatter the platforms as it descends vertically with its head facing towards them]: GET READY!
Souseal generates two swords in its hands, each 200 feet in length, and crashes through Pere and Shadow's platforms, forcing them into the air to fly upwards...
Ho-Oh uses Sacred Fire, but a mysterious shield prevents it from hurting Souseal.
SL uses Shadow Blast, and no shield blocks it from striking Souseal, inflicting damage as SL while it simultaneously does a Shadow Rush, then doing a Shadow Storm inside of Souseal after impacting it and going inside of it, then flying out with Shadow Rush, inflicting more damage, turning around, and using Shadow End to tackle it while using Shadow Chill, Shadow Fire, and Shadow Bolt, which effectively causes it to fall to the ground, after which, it flies into the falling Souseal using Shadow End once more and casts a powerful Shadow Blast with all of its might, scattering the parts of the massive beast and causing the backplate made of blue Spiritomb, which had the wings attached to it and is proportionate in size to the massive body of the former Souseal, to fall down and cause the realm to shake.
Sunshine: I need to pick that mess up. Recycle! Don't litter! Drink water!
Sunshine withdraws Souseal...all of it...individually...
Pere and Shadow land on the ground and watch Sunshine, who finishes later and flies upward on his Shadow Dragonite.
Pere and Shadow hear a noise, and then notice a cave, which suddenly lights up, but only for a moment, as then it goes out and a man shouts.
???: Finally! Ragnarock is mine!
The man walks out, he appears very masculine and has two swords in an X on his back, and a rifle of some sort on his right arm.
Robaldo (Rob): Hey, I'm Robaldo, but you can call me Rob for short.
Pere: 'Sup Rob?
Rob: Not much.
Pere: So are you working for Nukia?
Rob: Prime Minister of the Nukian Empire, Trevor Robaldo, yep.
Pere: Mind helping us out of here?
Rob: I was instructed not to do that under any circumstances.
Pere: Ok then, Rob, we'll see you...eventually...
Rob: Bye Pere.
Rob sends out Granduga, which rips a hole in the fabric of the universe and runs into the hole, which quickly seals, but not fast enough, as Pere and Shadow get in just before its close.
They find themselves on New Island once more, and it is day, a new day, with Rob nowhere in sight, and Sunshine nowhere to be found...
Shadow: To the Sevii Islands we go!

Pere and Shadow arrive on the south side of Quest Island, the seventh and southernmost island of the Sevii Islands. They pass several islands lying in the ocean that have ruins, and then fly over the mountainous terrain of Quest Island from above, skipping completely over the small town and going to the Nukian base in the location, and former Trainer Tower, which is now the Quest Island Facility, located on an island separate from Quest Island's mainland, which is nameless.
It is not well armed, so Pere and Shadow just fly into the top floor, which has a small air base.
An alert siren goes off, and a Psychic called Rodette runs at them, sending out a Xatu and two Hypno, which are easily wiped out after Shadow sends out Tyranitar and it uses Dark Pulse, forcing Rodette to send out Girafarig.
Shadow withdraws Tyranitar and sends out SL, which blows Girafarig off of the tower by using aeroblast.
Rodette runs away and hits the emergency alarm.
A bug catcher named Brandon appears and sends out a Beedrill and a Yanmega, both of which use Signal Beam on SL, only to have their weak attacks blown away by the winds caused by SL's wings, after which, SL uses aeroblast to send them flying back into their Militiaballs, causing Brandon to surrender, giving Shadow a shiny Meowth and an Up-Grade, and then running away, as the Twins Jen and Ken walk in.
Jen sends out Crobat, and Ken sends out Gyarados.
Pere sends out Raikou, which uses Thunder and takes down Gyarados, while sending out Entei, who uses Fire Blast to defeat Crobat.
Ken presents them with a shiny Espeon, which Pere gets, while Jen gives a Dragon Scale.
They retreat to an elevator concealed in shadows that Shadow notices, and a girl called Rebecca walks in. This time, however, SL just takes her item, Metal Coat, and the prize, a shiny Seaking, then throwing her off the tower.
A Charizard, a Ledian, and a Gyarados fly at SL and start a battle in the sky next to the tower, while Pere sends out reinforcements in the form of Ho-Oh.
Ho-Oh knocks Ledian out of the sky with Sacred Fire, while Pere sends out Raikou, which conveniently lands on Ho-Oh's back, allowing it to launch a Thunder attack at Gyarados, which falls into the ocean, while SL simply uses Hydro Pump to send Charizard down, and fortunately onto the shore next to the tower.
The soldier who commands this last group of Militiamon, a Park Ranger, walks up to Pere and gives him a King's Rock, however, gives no Militiamon, as the base has run dry on said resource.
The Commander of the base, Psychic Dario, drops down from the ceiling in a strange chair.
Dario: Hello, I am Psychic Dario, Commander of the Quest Island reconnaissance base, which seeks to explore the oceans and, secondarily, raise flying type Militiamon to defend the Nukian Air Force.
Pere: Why did you give us these items?
Dario: They are rewards, and must be combined in order to get the real prize.
I can combine them, but only for a fine of 1000 Nubles.
Some rich guy flies over the island, throwing 1000 Nuble coins.
SL, still in the air, catches most of them and delivers them to Shadow, who gives one to Dario.
Shadow: One thousand Nubles.
Dario: Good thing I have my honor, otherwise, I would steal your Nubles and give them to Emperor Nuke.
He grabs the Metal Coat around the Up-Grade, then puts it on top of the King's Rock, then inserts the Dragon Scale into a small slot, using his psychic powers, which causes the items to merge into a large key.
Shadow: A key for?
Dario: You figure that out on your own.
Pere: K, we'll find out.
Pere grabs the key and then Shadow and Pere fly off on Kygua, over to the next island, Fortune Island.
They arrive on the south side in Ruin Valley, finding nothing except a collapsed cave, which they find a Sun Stone next to. The Sun Stone, of course, is taken, as Pere and Shadow then go along a path to the north which comes to a fork in the road; one way left, and one way straight...through water.
They go left, and then underground through a hole they fall into, finding a Dignueve, the evolved form of Dugtrio which has nine heads.
Pere hurls an Ultra Ball at it, capturing it.
They then go up to the surface, and sail north through the other direction at the fork in the road, collecting a Dragon Scale along the way, and then arriving in another small town, which they simply skip to go west, since they cannot continue going north.
They walk through pattern bush, finding nothing of interest and then walking out quickly, then encountering a Psychic who sends out a Kadabra, Slowpoke, and Natu, each of which is defeated by darkness engulfment.
They encounter a man called Mymo, who challenges them.
Mymo sends out Poliwrath, Azumarill, and Starmie.
Pere sends out Raikou, who lands on a small rock-island next to them, and shocks the opposition trio.
Mymo sends out Kingler, Blastoise, and two Quilfish.
Raikou uses thunder to defeat these so quickly that they can't float, and Mymo has to flee.
Then Pere and Shadow see a Nukian working in a cave. They go into the cave and talk to him.
Tylor, the Nukian: I'm Tylor, and I'm in charge of a solo project assigned to me to make this cave into a base.
Pere: I guess we'll leave, then.
Shadow [Whisper to Pere]: Why are we not attacking this guy?
Pere [Whisper to Shadow]: Because we aren't.
They leave the cave, find a PP Up, and fly off to Chrono Island.
They arrive on the Memorial Pillar, a small area at the southernmost point. They see a boy mourning the death of his Onix, who they give a Lemonade, which cheers him up enough for him to return the favor with a Metal Coat.

Then Pere and Shadow set sail to the Five Isle Meadow on the island in the center, where they find a barely hidden Nukian Base in a forest, which, they notice, is a former Team Rocket facility.
A squadron of Nukians jump out at the two TRians, but they prove too strong, as SL uses Extrasensory to rid themselves of the enemy Militiamon.
Pere walks up to the warehouse, key in hand.
Shadow: Insert the key.
Pere inserts the key into the keyhole, which causes the doors to vanish completely, along with the key.
They go into the base, which turns out to be a supply depot, and hack the computer in the entry room so that the puzzle undoes itself and sends them into the command room.
They run into the command room, and find a scientist in command, who has a key made of sapphire hanging from his pocket.
Pere and Shadow challenge him, and he sends out a Porygon-X.
Porygon-X is a Porygon upgraded to battle in space and conduct research, aswell as fly. It is highly powerful, and has harnessed various forms of attack, such as teleportation and type swapping, aswell as creating objects, such as fists, from a mysterious gas that it releases. It was created by splicing various DNA samples from Militiamon and making them into Genetic Upgrades, then upgrading Porygon2s.
Shadow challenges it with his Swamperts, while Pere sends out Phione.
Porygon-X uses Zap Cannon and Thunder in unison, but the Swamperts have two abilities; one shared, being that they are immune to electric attacks, and therefore, they charge towards the Porygon-X and block its thunder and zap cannon from hurting Phione, who then jumps high and uses water pulse on Porygon-X, causing it to go on maximum performance mode, and form two fists, both equal in size to Porygon-X's body, which is actually rather small, being four feet long and three feet tall, and the fists elementize into the grass type, then they attack the Swamperts, causing them to take heavy damage while they struggle to break free of the plants which wrap around them, having a difficult time, until Entei is sent out and burns it off, before jumping over them and attacking Porygon-X with a mighty Fire Blast, which burns it severely until it unleashes an even more powerful Hydro Pump, pinning Entei to the ceiling, where it is nearly defeated by the water, before the Swamperts use Darkness Engulfment and Psycho Boost on Porygon-X, causing it to be heavily damaged until it is sent into the wall by a huge muddy water and surf combination coming from both Swamperts, and then another Fire Blast from Entei, defeating the mighty Porygon-X.
Then the scientist sends out a duo of Magnezone, which are easily defeated by a duo of surfs from the Swamperts.
Then the scientist, in a last ditch effort, sends out two Electrode, but Entei drops down and scorches them, while dark engulfment and Psycho Boost take care of the remaining health they had.
Scientist: Alright, you get the Sapphire Key, which has a REALLY creative name, for defeating me.
Pere: Thanks. We'll leave, now.
Pere withdraws his Militiamon, takes the Sapphire Key, and goes to the teleporter, which sends him to the outside of the building. Shadow follows.
They walk south, then make a U-Turn and walk north, then taking a left turn at the waterside, and heading into a small town, which is completely ignored so that they can turn north when they reach the west side of the town, which is water, and ride on Suicune and Nazi Swampert to the westernmost point of the island's area, after an almost immediate turn and then a maze.
Then a man gives them a Togepi egg, and they fly to the next island, Floe Island.
They land in a freezing cold lake that is endured by Kygua, who actually likes the arctic temperatures, and move into the neighboring cave, where they encounter a Nukian base builder who they quickly throw into the water and have him freeze.
They then exit and fly to the next island, Kin Island. They land on a small patch of land where they find a huge draconian Dunsparce, which Kygua lands on, damaging it until it is captured by the first normal Militiaball that Pere throws.
They then withdraw Kygua and go into the neighboring cave, and find loads of gold, which they sell at the shop on the other exit to the cave, after which, they encounter the fifth Nukian Motorcycle Division, as they guard the exit.
Pere sends out Suicune, who uses aurora beam to blast them off their bikes and then ice beam to freeze their Militiaballs.
Paxton, their team Captain: You may have defeated us, but you'll never get to the Ruby Key and conquer the Sevii Islands from Nukia!
A helicopter evacuates him and his soldiers, and flies to another Sevii Island.
Pere walks north and then turns left, or west, to go onto a bridge and into a forest. Shadow, of course, follows him closely.
Pere sees that it is a long maze inside the forest by his first impressions, and so, he sends out Entei to burn some extra clearings, which he uses to get to the end of the forest, after he finds nothing of interest. He then sees a latter, which he and Shadow climb to the top of, and then have a little fun walking on top of the trees, but then they must fly to the next island on Kygua, and they go to Boon Island.
They go to the top of and north most point of the island, and find a house, where Shadow's Swamperts learn Hydro Cannon.
They then fly to the last island which they shall visit, Knot Island. They land on Treasure Beach, where a sunken ship has arrived on shore, and they find that it was to transport treasure. They use Kygua's fortress located on its back to hold this treasure, however, they place the ship on top of the island of Treasure Beach, which is part of Knot Island, a small area composed of three islands.
They fly to the city next to them on the middle island, One Island, and find no store to sell their treasure, so they withdraw Kygua to its Militiaball once more, and move eastward, along the Kindle Road, where they encounter many wild creatures, primary Graveler and Rapidash, and then a barrier made up of water, where a third island, called Mt. Ember, is found.
They ride the Swamperts over to Mt. Ember, ignoring the many Tentacruel, and arrive on shore at Mt. Ember Island.
They go into a small cave and find machines extracting warmth, like they did at Shamouti Island...
Pere: O my God, I bet we'll encounter Xusha and Egice again. At least we already beat them once, though!
Shadow: This cave goes nowhere, it seems to be a tourist attraction that is closed, as it is getting late.
Pere: Oh...that figures.
They go out and climb to the top of Mt. Ember, seeing many of these machines.
Then they see a huge computer at the top with various tubes coming out, with Xusha in control of it. In a tube that the computer seems to have control of, similar to the Shamouti Island one, but on a smaller scale, they see Moltres.
Xusha seems to hold a key made of ruby, most likely called the Ruby Key, hanging from her pocket.
Xusha: Greetings, and welcome to MT. XUSHA, which I have renamed from Mt. Ember to increase the power of my EGO.
Pere: You realize we'll still beat you, right?
Xusha: We'll see about that!
Xusha presses a button, and Egice, now much bigger than it once was, and infused with the power of fire along with its ego and ice powers, rises from the other side of the mountain, and then Xusha flies into the air, being picked up by her cold Charizard, and sends Heartless Entei down to fight the duo of TRians, as Cold Charizard issues a combined blizzard and fire blast which sends Shadow flying off of the mountain.
Then a million dark and ghost types swarm around the mountain, putting the massive volcano that is Mt. Ember into an environment with so many disturbances, that it erupts, and putting Shadow into an even more massive battle than that which he had outside of the ship in Shamouti Island, made worse by the night, and causing him to send out Shadow Lugia, just before he would have landed in the ocean.
Two Nukian soldiers rush up the mountain, attacking Pere with a pair of Marowak, a pair of Sandslash, and another pair of Raticate.
Suicune is sent out, and easily defeats the Marowak and Sandslash, while Draconian Dunsparce is sent out to annihilate the Raticate, which causes the Nukians to flee.
--
Shadow flies on his SL into the mass, using Shadow End as he goes in, and causing a massive amount of displacement among the beasts, which are then re-attacked by a Shadow Blast, which does more damage, and destroys their defensive structure in that specific area, which immediately splits on and charges towards Shadow, who sends out Kygua to blast them, followed by the Swamperts, which land on the side of the massive volcano, blasting Hydro Cannons at the swarms of Militiamon.
A blizzard flies from Kygua's wings and a hydro cannon comes from Kygua's beak, both aimed towards a rather large cluster, which is then aeroblasted out of the sky, and sinks into lava from a small vent in the side of the volcano, which is now going through earthquake after earthquake as it and the materials underneath it become unstable, rupturing the ground and making lava flow from newly formed vents, as they continually shift in position while they volcano seemingly rotates.
--
Pere is swarmed by an armada of Militiamon, which he sends out all of his Militiamon to fight off, Ho-Oh using Sacred Fire, Dugnueve using sand tomb on a group of them, and them mud bombing the inside of the sand tomb until the group has been defeated, then moving onto a different group, and repeating, while Phione uses Water Pulse on Suicune's Ice Beam to create a mega-ice beam, which defeats several Militiamon, Raikou using Thunder over and over to protect itself, Entei burning through the swarm using overheat and fireblast repeatedly, Sneasel using Icy Wind, Metal Claw, Beat Up, and Ice Shard, Crystal Onix swatting them with its tail, Shiny Espeon using Psychic to eliminate enemies, and Draconian Dunsparce, now named Dracosparce, blasting them with Dragon Breath and clawing them with Dragon Claw, all at once to exterminate just the nearby areas of the swarm, while it seems endless and hopeless to defeat them all.
Heartless Entei uses a massive overheat to engulf the dome around Pere and his Militiamon, and then a blizzard to create solid boundary. This while Pere himself is beating the remaining darkness Militiamon in there to their deaths. A few minutes later, the ice around them, heavily damaged by the battle, collapses, while Pere withdraws all of his Militiamon, and crushes the last of the Militiamon, while Pere remains unharmed, and runs out to confront Heartless Entei, sending out Suicune and Ho-Oh, then flying on Ho-Oh, while he commands Suicune, who uses Hydro Pump, at the exact time that Heartless Entei uses Fire Blast and then a Blizzard, but also as it is struck by Sky Attack, and then carried into the air, where Suicune, who jumps as high as possible, blasts it with Hydro Pump until it is so heavily damaged that it will not be able to balance itself as Ho-Oh drops it, causing it to roll down to mountain, causing rocks to move and lava vents to open, while the rocks break other rocks and cause a rock slide, which damages the mob of enemy Militiamon chasing Shadow greatly once he does a flyby on the Swamperts to pick them up and have them mounted on SL backwards so that they may blast the rear targets, who suffer greatly to the point where they, with the rocks, fall into the ocean.
Pere sends Ho-Oh into the remainder of the ring to finish the job.
Kygua spins rapidly while it goes into one side of the open circle and uses hydro cannon to inflict heavy damage, while they blow around the blast of Sacred Fire and at Ho-Oh, attacking it.
Shadow Lugia flies to the exact center of the open circle above the island, then it flies vertically to 500 feet above and does an enormous Shadow Blast as never was seen. It creates a wind so powerful that the swarm flies mostly into the ocean, taking Kygua, who quickly recovers, but is unable to fly in the powerful wind, while the dark Militiamon disintegrate, and Ho-Oh flies into the lava of the volcano for safety.
Then the left hand of Egice suddenly grabs SL, nearly crushing SL and Shadow, before Shadow withdraws SL and drops from Egice's mighty hand, sending out all of his Militiamon at the same time, and then landing on SL's back, and, with Ho-Oh and Kygua, flying towards Egice, who raised both hands in the air, uniting them to form a bowl, and emitting a lava beam with ice wrapped around it.
It begins raining lava and hail.
Then Kygua uses Hydronixium, its signature move, to engulf itself in an orb of water and spin while it drills into the ice and lava, lower on Egice's body.
Then Egice engulfs the orb of water in ice, freezing it, and then enclosing on Kygua, cutting off its oxygen.
Suddenly, Ho-Oh engulfs the ice in a Sacred Fire, melting it to where Kygua can break free!
Kygua then uses Hydronixium on a massive vein of lava on Egice's side, making a massive hole which allows it to tunnel through Egice's lava and fire areas, allowing SL to get in and wreak havoc among its insides, breaking its will to live and causing vital areas to break open, making Egice become unable to sustain its own weight, and cascade collapse, but only for a moment, as it regenerates a single support and then blasts ego and ice through the tunnel, flushing all enemy Militiamon out, and then allowing them to be struck by a flaming blizzard and a blizzard of flames as they leave, because Xusha is still riding the evil cold Charizard.
Then SL uses Shadow Storm, which combines with the lava rain and hail to create something that ignites the ego of Egice, forcing it to withdraw to its Militiaball, which causes Xusha to get mad and fly away.
Pere: We are VICTORIOUS!

Shadow: Wow, this volcano is collapsing.
Pere: Board Kygua!
Shadow: Hey north to Cinnabar!
They go into Kygua fortress and withdraw all their Militiamon.
Pere: *sings the Fresh Prince of Bel Air song along the way*
They stop at a small rebel base on the side of Cinnabar's volcano and heal their Militiamon, then they go north to Pallet Town, hometown of the Rebel Leader, who is away, his family, and several others, including Prof. Oak.
They land in the water to Pallet's south, and then get out and go to Oak's Lab.
Oak: Hello, you two!
Pere: We're fighting Nukia. Any help?
Oak [Quietly]: Go into my back room with me. Nukia can always be watching us...
They go into his dark backroom, where Oak has only a lantern to guide them.
Oak sits down. The other two find seats, and sit.
Ok, I will give you both one of my fully evolved starter Militiamon.
Also, Viridian City is only vulnerable to invasion from the north, and it is in your best interests to start invading at the Seafoam Base, where Blaine, the High General of Cinnabar who relocated to the Seafoam Islands to escape a volcanic eruption.
He gives a Generalic Insignia, similar to what used to be called a Badge, to anyone who defeats him.
Pere: Isn't this like a ripoff of pokemon?
Oak: You're talking to ME and you haven't noticed that? Weak.
Pere: Good point.
So where after Seafoam?
Oak: Fuchsia City, home of another base.
Shadow: We'll go there and then move how we want, I assume?
Oak: Yep.
Pere: Alright then.
Let's get our Militiamon and leave.
Pere puts his Shinies into the MSS, and then gets a Blastoise, while Shadow gets a Charizard.
Shadow: Bye Oak!
Pere: Bye Oak.
Oak: Bye, you two!
They fly on Kygua to the Seafoam Islands, where they withdraw Kygua to challenge Blaine.
They go in the ice-made island's cave and encounter a staircase going down and a latter going up.
They take the latter and find themselves in a room, with several traps and such.
They walk straight towards Blaine and get hit by no traps.
Then they challenge Blaine.
Pere: We challenge you!
Blaine: You must want my Insignia, but you'll find it difficult to get!
Shadow sends out Nazi Swampert, while Pere sends out Phione.
Blaine sends out a Torkoal and a Houndoom.
Phione uses Surf and Nazi uses Muddy Water, blasting them into the side of the battlefield.
Torkoal uses Overheat while Houndoom uses Flamethrower, and then a series of dark pulses wraps around the infernos, which combine and then form an orb which the circles wrap around, and then another Overheat and Flamethrower propels at Nazi, who jumps and allows it to break the ice on which it once stood, before exploding and knocking out Phione, and then striking it with flying dark pulses, after which, Houndoom strikes it with a mighty Shadow Ball, which causes Nazi to react with a muddy water attack, which knocks out Houndoom and damages Torkoal to the brink of defeat, but drains Nazi to where he must retreat, while Suicune is sent out, and does a simple Tackle attack to defeat Torkoal.
A Magcargo and a Camerupt are sent out by Blaine, and Magcargo immediately uses Gyro Ball on Suicune, who jumps over it and uses Surf on them, breaking a path through the ice and then dropping Magcargo, who is nearly drowned and then returned to its ball, while Camerupt unleashes a mighty Solarbeam, which goes through the water with little damage and then hits Suicune, delivering heavy damage until Suicune jumps out of the way and unleashes a massive Hydro Pump, which hits Camerupt and makes Blaine withdraw it.
Blaine sends out a Magmortar and a Rapidash.
Magmortar uses Thunderbolt and blasts Suicune so that it has to be withdrawn, however, Kygua and Soviet are sent out for a last confrontation with Blaine's forces...
Kygua picks up Rapidash and throws it into the ocean, which forces Blaine to withdraw Magmortar and retreat so that he can save his Rapidash, and then he goes to Cinnabar...
Pere and Shadow fly after his transport, which docks at Cinnabar, while he goes to the top of the volcano.
Then Shadow sends out Charizard, and Pere sends out Blastoise.
Charizard defeats Rapidash by carrying it with Seismic Toss, while beating it up with Steel Wing, and then using Dragonbreath on it until it is dropped into the lava, after which, Blaine withdraws it.
Blastoise knocks Magmortar onto the lava, which it bounces off of and then jumps off the side of the volcano's inside and uses Low Kick on Blastoise, it grabs the kick and throws it downwards, while using Hydro Pump, as Charizard descends to assist, and strikes Magmortar with Steel Wing and then Seismic Tosses it at Blastoise, who blasts it with a finishing blow in the form of a Hydro Cannon.
It is then withdrawn.
Blaine claps.
Bravo! I, Blaine, will give you my Volcanic Insignia!
Pere: K, throw it.
Miraculously, the Insignia flies across the volcano and lands in Pere's hands.
Shadow: EPIC.
The Insignia glows, and their Militiaballs follow in this pattern, as the Insignia amplifies the power of their Militiamon in the Special Attack and Special Defense fields.
Pere and Shadow go down the slope and into a rebel base, where they get their Militiamon healed and then sail on Phione and Soviet to Fuchsia City.
They arrive on a beach that seems to be neighboring a city.
They go through the gates and then see a base on a hill.
They go into the base and go past all the invisible walls through a straightforward path to General Janine.
Janine: You were very clever in that, so you have passed part one of getting my Insignia, the second being a battle!
Janine takes down the invisible walls and then sends out Crobat and Toxicroak.
Pere sends out Raikou and Entei, while Shadow sends out SL.
SL uses Psycho Boost to blast Toxicroak into its Militiaball.
Entei uses Fire Blast on Crobat, while Raikou uses Thunder on it, aswell.
Crobat flies at Janine, who withdraws it.
You are very skilled!
Janine sends out Drapion and Weezing.
Pere withdraws Raikou, while SL uses Extrasensory to use Weezing, who takes heavy recoil damage, to beat up Drapion, and then smash it into the ground, after which it is withdrawn.
Entei uses Overheat on Drapion, uses SL combines a Shadow Blast.
Drapion is withdrawn, causing Janine to surrender.
Good game...I have two Militiamon left, but I know they'll lose.
Here's the Insignia, it gives no stat boost.
Pere: Where should we go now?
Janine: Go to the east and turn north once you reach water and a turn in the clearing, then left west at the first exit.
Pere: K. Bye.
They leave her base and go to the destination, seeing that it is a large port city and former part of Tokyo.
They find the base on a tiny peninsula and go in. They see a ridiculous puzzle to open an gate made of electricity, and then break its generator, which was in plain sight, and then they challenge Gen. Surge, who sends out Electrode and Manectric.
Shadow sends out Soviet, and Pere sends out Dugnueve. Dunueve uses Sand Tomb and then several Mud Bombs, while Swampert jumps on top of it and uses Magnitude.
The inside Militiamon are defeated while the TRian Militiamon are victorious without taking damage.
Surge sends out Magnezone and Pachirisu.
Pachirisu falls victim to a Sand Tomb before it even leaves its Militiaball, while Magnezone is struck by Muddy Water, and then sent back to Surge by a combination of Mud Bomb, Earth Power, and Magnitude once it falls on the ground.
Pachirisu flies out of the tomb unconscious.
Surge withdraws and then sends out an Electivire and a Raichu.
Raichu is trapped and Mud Bombed repeatedly, but it uses Grass Knot to fight back.
Soviet uses Earthquake and Magnitude, then uses Earth Power to knock Electivire down and then uses Mud Bomb to cover Electivire in mud, before destroying it with Magnitude.
Surge withdraws Electivire, and worries for Raichu until it flies at him, unconscious, after which he throws the Insignia to Pere, who sees it boost their Speed, and then withdraws his Militiamon and leaves. Shadow follows.
They go north to Saffron, which is extremely close, and then see that Team Rocket, a criminal organization, is raiding Silph Co. tower.
They go to save Silph and climb to the third floor, and then take a teleporter to the seventh floor, where they are encountered by Jessie, James, and Meowth; aka a trio of idiots.
They beat the trio into the wall, and then grab a Laprasaur as a gift for saving them.
Then they go onto a third and final teleporter to the final floor, where they encounter the evil Team Rocket leader Giovanni, who sends out a Steelix, a Rhyperior, and a Kangaskhan.
Shadow sends out the Swamperts, who easily Surf and Muddy Water Steelix and Rhyperior to defeat, and then beat Kangaskhan until Giovanni withdraws and runs, cursing at them.
Silph Co. President (SCP): I greatly appreciate you saving my life...here is a Multi-Ball, a newly created Militiaball by Silph Co. that can store ten Militiamon! It can also be used infinite times on Militiamon and has a link to the MSS. It has a 3x capture rate, an entire 1x more than an Ultra Ball! And since you are a duo, I'll give you two!
The SCP pulls out two from under his desk, and hands them to Pere and Shadow.
They have a strange design; a single Militiaball has two rods with two Militiaballs, both about half the size of the main one, atop it. It also has a vest on it so it can be worn on the body and a bar under the large Militiaball in the center.
Pere: So, um, how do we use this thing?
SCP: To send out a Militiamon for battle, you think strongly of the Militiamon you want to send out, and then press the center Militiaball's button. This will send out your Militiamon. I recommend that you place your Militiaballs which have Militiamon into the center left Militiaball. This will fuse the Militiaball into the Multi-Ball's system. This will allow you to use it to send out any of your Militiamon that are on hand. Also, the far left one does captures.
Shadow: What about the-
Pere: Shut up Shadow. So what about the right side, SCP?
SCP: I have no idea. The bar accesses the MSS.
O wait, the far right one does trade.
Shadow: We should-
Pere: Shut up Shadow. Also, I think we'll be leaving.
SCP: Bye you two!
Pere and Shadow put all their Militiamon into the Multi-Ball's system, put them on, with epic coats that they had all along, and leave. They go into the base at the northeast corner of the city and finds that it is a neverending maze of warp tiles.
Shadow: SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE MILITIAMON AND MONEY.
SL blasts down the wall and General Sabrina is revealed to them!
Sabrina: I see you screwed the rules, now can you beat ME?
Sabrina challenges them, sending out a Wobbuffet and a Gallade.
Shadow sends out Laprasaur as SL flies at Gallade.
SL uses Aeroblast to send Gallade flying, but it bounces off the wall and hits SL's right wing with Night Slash, proceeding to strike it on the back with a Stone Edge that pins it to the ground, then striking its head with Night Slash before it uses Aeroblast to propel itself into the ceiling, damaging Gallade, and then holding its head in its mouth, swinging it back and forth between the ceiling and floor, before throwing it at Wobbuffet.
Meanwhile, Laprasaur was surfing Wobbuffet over and over to kill it. Once Gallade hit it, it stopped using Encore and they were withdrawn, while Laprasaur was withdrawn, likewise, and Charizard was sent out by Pere.
Sabrina sends out Jynx and Mr. Mine, and Charizard uses Fire Blast to defeat Jynx, while it then proceeds to pummel Mr. Mine, beating it senseless with repeated Steel Wings, Seismic Tosses, and Dragonbreathes.
Mr. Mine surrenders.
Sabrina sends out Espeon and Alakazam.
I like this battle.
Shadow: Why on Earth...?
Sabrina's duo combine Psychic attacks to strike Laprasaur and Charizard, only stopped by Shadow withdrawing and sending out Tyranitar.
Tyranitar is immune to Psychic attacks and blasts a massive dark pulse at Espeon, followed by a Night Slash and then a Shadow Ball. Espeon tries to heal with Morning Sun, but it is then struck by a shadow ball inside of a dark pulse shield, which forces it to surrender.
Sabrina: ogawd ogawd
Tyranitar turns around as Alakazam makes a last effort to fight it with a series of Energy Balls, having defeated Laprasaur already.
Tyranitar roars and then uses blizzard, harnessing it all into Alakazam's area, and then encases that in a rock tomb, making Alakazam hurt itself as it struggles to escape, eventually breaking through the rock tomb only to emit one last energy ball which is blasted out of existence by a Shadow Ball, which proceeds to hit Alakazam's head, causing it to pass out.
Tyranitar roars at Sabrina.
Shadow: Hand over the Insignia.
Sabrina: Can I be your girlfriend?
Pere: No.
Sabrina: I didn't mean you.
Pere: Then who? O no! I rhymed.
Shadow: Pretty sure she meant me. Also, no.
Sabrina cries.
Sabrina: Well, I'll follow you two around anyway.
She gets out her Insignia and gives it to Shadow, after which, it glows and their Militiaballs follow, raising defense.
Tyranitar returns while its Militiaball glows.
Pere: Why the hell do you want to go out with Shadow?
Sabrina: Because I'm no longer a scary girl from horror movies and more fail now. Blame Nintendo.
Pere: ...Fine. You can follow us around without being beaten to death.
Sabrina: Why would I be beaten to death?
Shadow: Because this is the most violent distortion of Pokemon EVER.
Sabrina: I'm bored. We should leave this dump.
Pere: Don't you live here?
Sabrina: You blew up my walls. Why the .... should I stay?
Pere: The building is-
The ceiling collapses and somehow causes an upheaval of the floor so that they fly away and land in Celadon City. Right next to the Game Corner.
Shadow: I'll be gambling! Bye guys!
Pere: k
Sabrina: Am I supposed to take his place now?
Pere: Apparently yes. At least for this base.
They go into the base. Then Pere sees a labyrinth, grabs Sabrina's hand, and jumps, grabbing a vine which he then swings on, seeing that there are actually a load of people in the labyrinth, which it seems has no exit.
Sabrina: Hilarious.
They fly into Erika's room. She sends out Shiftry and Jumpluff. Pere sends out Charizard and flamethrowers them so they just retreat. She then sends out Roserade and Victreebell. They are aswell burned. Erika, with two Militiamon remaining, surrenders, knowing that she stands no chance against Pere.
She hands him her Insignia. The nearest Labyrinth wall goes down, causing a pathway to the door to form.
Pere gets out, and Sabrina follows.
They go to the Game Corner and find Shadow to be missing. They then leave and Shadow runs out of the neighboring building with a Porygon-X.
Pere: How on Earth did you get one of those!?!?!
Shadow: I got loads of chips, cashed them in for a Porygon, and then used an Up-Grade to evolve it.
Pere: That would give you a Porygon2.
Shadow: Are you hallucinating here? It's a Porygon2.
Pere: Fine. Now let's go to Cerulean City and face Misty.
Sabrina: I hope you realize Nuke threw her in Cerulean Cave and Anna is the new Admiral.
Pere: And Bugslinger (Bug) replaced Brock?
Sabrina: How did you know?
Pere: I think I'll shatter the fourth wall by saying our writer is, afterall, Nuke, so it was to be expected that such a thing occurred.
They go to Cerulean City and into the base so they can beat Anna. They find a water gym with all black walls and a woman trying to make it like a darkness base.
Anna: I'm still preparing my gym.
Sabrina: Haha my ego is bigger than yours.
Anna: No it isn't.
Sabrina: Yes it is.
Shadow, you decide.
Shadow: Both of you are ridiculous.
Pere: You should decide with a battle and if Sabrina loses she has to go save Misty from Cerulean Cave.
Anna, just so you know, is wearing a bikini in case she gets wet. And because she was going to swim later.
And I mean in Cerulean Cave, not the base.
Anna and Sabrina take out Duel Disks.
Anna and Sabrina: IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-DUEL!
Yu-Gi-Oh opening theme music plays.
Then the Marukaite Chikyuu plays once their pause for the Yu-Gi-Oh song ends.
Anna sends out Exodia and wins.
Pere: I said Militiamon, you fools.
Sabrina: Fine.
Anna puts her Duel Disk down.
Sabrina does likewise.
Sabrina runs out for a second and comes back.
I healed my Militiamon.
She sends out Espeon and Mr. Mine.
Anna sends out an Absol and an Umbreon.
They defeat Espeon and Mr. Mine very easily.
Sabrina sends out Alakazam and Jynx. These aswell are quickly defeated by Dark Pulses and Shadow Balls.
Sabrina sends out Gallade and Wobbuffet, and Wobbuffet just keeps deflecting damage with Mirror Coat, which actually proves ineffective, as it is a Psychic move. Gallade, however, spams Close Combat and defeats both enemies, just as soon as Wobbuffet is knocked out.
Two Tyranitar are send out, and they blast Gallade out with Shadow Balls.
Sabrina bows her head and withdraws Gallade. She then walks away, silently.
Anna: Yay, I beat my first challenger!
Anna jumps and raises her left fist in joy.
Pere: I challenge you!
Shadow: I'm distracted you can do this yourself.
Pere: Figures.
--
Meanwhile, Sabrina gets her Militiamon healed...again...and heads to Cerulean Cave, where she uses Mr. Mime to fly to the latter going to where Misty is.
She then goes around in a labyrinth on the second floor of the cave until she finds Misty being attacked by a Parasect.
--
Pere sends out Ho-Oh and Suicune to fight Anna.
Anna pulls two Militiaballs out of her bikini and sends out the contained Militiamon; two Tyranitar.
Suicune unleashes a Hydro Pump upon one, which immediately runs at it and uses Night Slash repeatedly, followed by Rock Slide, before falling on Ho-Oh, which uses Sacred Fire and then Close Combat to drive it off, forcing it to land on Suicune, who unleashes a mighty Hydro Pump, causing it to collapse on the scene.
Anna withdraws it and commands the remaining Tyranitar to use Rock Slide, which it does, and causes Ho-Oh to get covered, before it unleashes a final Hyper Beam which forces Ho-Oh to return.
Tyranitar then unleashes Thunder, Blizzard, Crunch, and Rock Slide at once to defeat Suicune, which is successful.
Pere sends out Raikou and Entei, who electrocute Tyranitar while they engulf it in flames, using Thunder and Overheat, and then Phione is sent out, and finishes the weakened Tyranitar with a Surf that floods it.
Anna withdraws Tyranitar and sends out Shiftry and Crawdaunt. They are easily wiped out by Thunder and Fire Blast, however. Anna sends out two Mightyena.
Raikou uses Rock Smash on one Mightyena, and then Thunder on the other while Entei uses Fire Blast on it to finalize the victory over the opposing duo, while Anna withdraws them to send out Houndoom, which is wiped out by Surf and then Murkrow, which is beaten by a Thunder.
Anna picks up Umbreon and Absol, and consequently sends them out. Dugnueve is sent out, on Pere's side. The legendary beasts are withdrawn.
Dugnueve traps Umbreon in a Sand Tomb and then uses Earthquake and Mud Bomb, combined with a sandstorm within the tomb, to defeat Umbreon, although it takes a few minutes, in which, Pere sends out Draconian Dunsparce.
Draconian Dunsparce (DD) uses Draco Meteor repeatedly on Absol, which repeatedly uses Night Slash, but misses, as DD is a master of evasion.
Eventually, Absol gives way and then DD uses Dragon Claw to hurl it towards Anna.
Soon after, Umbreon is flung out of the Sand Tomb.
Anna: Nooo, I lost! Now I want to...
Pere: I'm out of here.
Pere leaves. Shadow, however, stays.
=Insert Deleted Scene here=
Shadow comes out with the Insignia. Anna comes out, aswell, and heads towards Cerulean Cave.
Sabrina also arrives at this time, dragging Misty.
Shadow: TO PEWTER CITY!
Pere: The hell is wrong with you.
Shadow: I got the Insignia when you left, hurr durr. I also played DDR with Anna.
Pere: I'm not even going to ask.
Misty goes into the base and the rest leave for Pewter City.
They see Brock in Mt. Moon, the cave that goes to Pewter City. He is locked in a cage.
Sabrina tears the cage apart while leaving him intact with her psychic powers.
Sabrina: Hello.
Brock: The Nukians locked me up for being a lame support character!
Pere: Then you need to go to Cerulean City and annoy Misty.
Brock runs. But an evil monster called Creepy Carl descends and wraps around Sabrina. Creepy Carl; a black suit with infinite elastic properties, with the image of a human face on the end of it, which appears above Sabrina's head.
Then the end extends at a rapid speed, nearly hitting Shadow, however, Shadow disperses his life force into a purple substance made from shadows, which is highly similar to dust. It then rushes at Pere, who turns into a Peregrine Falcon. Then Pere and Shadow merge into the Shadow Falcon, which then claws Creepy Carl's face, causing it to explode and reveal his true face. This pushes Shadow Falcon away and into the ceiling of the cave, causing rocks to fall, all while Creepy Carl says something.
Creepy Carl: We are legion. We are anony-
It is interrupted as Sabrina's objects on her wrists shove knives through its material and then spin, tearing it apart, and then separating the head.
I am 12 and what is this.
Sabrina then crushes it under her left foot.
Shadow and Pere separate and then become human once more.
Pere: I'm still wondering how on Earth I did that.
Shadow: I have no idea how I became shadow, either.
Pere: Your name is Shadow.
Shadow: I mean become a real shadow, not the name.
Pere: Ah well. Let's go, now that-
The pieces of Creepy Carl's fabric stretch and tie them all to where they cannot move. While they scream and struggle to escape, the mask's pieces form a floating orb, which splits in three and then covers their faces, making them into Anons.
Why the hell are we not using Militiamon. O wait, we can't reach our Multi-Balls.
Then a swarm of bugs comes in and eats Creepy Carl. Then the bugs combine to form a man called Bugslinger.
He removes the masks from them.
Bugslinger: My main man, Pere!
Pere: 'Sup Bug?
Bug: It's been good. I'm a Nukian General now, and I replaced Brock. You can easily guess what type I use!
Pere: Ghost?
Bug: Bug type. Seriously.
Pere: I know. Anyway, we need to defeat all the Nukian Generals since we're fighting Nukia. S'Later.
Bug: What the sdfkls is "S'Later"?
Pere: I'll shatter the fourth wall by saying, "Ask Nuke!" He's the writer, afterall.
Bug: Heh. I think I'll go now.
Along the way to his base, Bug sings the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air song.
Shadow, Sabrina, and Pere walk out of Mt. Moon's cave and towards Pewter's base.
They go into Bug's base and see a...Cricket field?
Pere: Why the hell is a Cricket Field in a military base?
Bug: TO GET MY INSIGNIA, YOU MUST BEAT ME AT A GAME OF CRICKET.
Pere: Yeah well I challenge you to a
D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!
Duel Disks appear on Bug's and Pere's right arms, and then "404" is heard, followed by the Yu-Gi-Oh GX theme music, while Motorcycles appear underneath them and they ride off into the void, while "CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES" is heard on their radios.
Bug: The stupidity will force you to surrender, Pere!
Pere: I surrender!
Instantly, they return to their positions from prior to the duel.
Bug: Now we will battle with Militiamon!
Pere: What happened to Cricket?
Bug: What about Cricket?
Pere: We were going to play Cricket. I don't get how, since-
Bug: O right.
The Cricket field becomes a forest within the base.
Pere: ...We didn't have enough players.
Bug: It was a joke.
Pere: Anyway, I'll send out Entei and Ho-Oh.
Bug: I send out two Ariados.
They send out their Militiamon.
The Ariados get a jump on Ho-Oh, jumping on top of it and then string shotting Entei, wrapping it in string, before wrapping Ho-Oh's wings and jumping with the string shots still connected to their mouths, using them as bungee cords so that the one on the right wing can swing around and wrap Ho-Oh's beak, while the other wraps the tail, and they repeatedly wrap over the older strings, while Entei casts a mighty Flare Blitz, burning off the string so that it may jump up and combine an overheat, burning off all of Ho-Oh's string and critically damaging the duo of Ariados, who then form a huge ball of string around Entei once Flare Blitz ends, and then get struck by Ho-Oh using Brave Bird, which nearly defeats them, with their defeat finalized once Ho-Oh rolls Entei down on them, crushing them and breaking through the string partially, so that Entei, who has been using Flare Blitz, may break fully free of the string.
Bug sends out two Scizor.
Ho-Oh uses Sacred Fire and they get critical burns, after which, Entei uses Flare Blitz on them and they collapse on the scene.
Bug withdraws them and sends out a Butterfree and a Beedrill. They get burned easily and Bug withdraws them.
Pere: I love type advantages.
Bug: Yeah, well I hate them. Also, I have five more Militiamon, but three are weak, so I'm going to skip them. BEHOLD, THE MIGHTY OF BUGNARON.
Pere: Bugnaron!?
Bug: Yes, the Legendary Bug Militiamon, Bugnaron!
Bug sends out Bugnaron, which I shall now describe.
It is a colossus caterpillar-like creature, with red and black coloring, with scythes like those of Scyther instead of the normal stubs on similar creatures, and the scythes are even much longer than the normal ones like seen on Scyther, and have the ability to quite literally spin at a rapid enough rate as to propel the mighty insect, whose head could be described in only one word; menacing, although, if you want, you could say terrifying, or various other things. However, I would not be a good writer if I did not elaborate; it has a large, gaping mouth, with gigantic pincers with two razor edges on each, fully able to destroy things, and with tremendous durability. It has eyes like a those of a fly, but on a much larger scale. It has arms that appear like those of a Scizor, but in the color black, with small spots of blood red, and, like their scythe counterparts, they are much larger than those of a Scizor, in fact, they are much larger than proportionate, so that they can be used as arms, and used for other things. They are extremely durable and strong. It also bears massive venomous stingers on its tail, which are elaborate in forming a structure built to tear into objects and trap them in it. Its design it sleek, with two symmetrical halves, starting with the stinger splitting into two halves as it comes out of the body and then turning two ways; one way, which goes towards the front of the body and is slanted away from the body when it is straight forming a point almost immediately after it turns, while the other goes opposite, at one point, about a foot from its end, it actually leans even further inward, and forms another point. Bugnaron is the one of, if not the most, powerful Bug Type in existence.
Pere: That thing is extremely awesome, and most likely overpowered beyond what I can imagine!
Bug: YES IT IS!
Now, let's do this...
Bugnaron captures Entei within its massive claw and uses that so that it may get a boost in jumping into the sky, where it wraps its massive body around, Ho-Oh, and continues to spin its scythe-like legs, tearing through Ho-Oh's feathers and parts of its flesh, and damaging it severely, while Ho-Oh uses Brave Bird to try making an energy shield and then flies through the trees to get Bugnaron off, before bending its head at Bugnaron once it resumes flight and then blasts it with Sacred Fire, which does little to Bugnaron, who then bites Ho-Oh's head and grabs Ho-Oh's tail with its remaining claw, its right one.
Entei, however, it beginning to damage the mighty beast, whose left claw, containing an Entei who is using Flare Blitz to burn the interior of the massive claw which it is trapped within, so that it may escape. Outside of the claw, fires are coming out and burning its steel hull, causing it to glow bright red. It then opens up and Entei comes out, combining overheat to its Flare Blitz to attempt to scorch the back of Bugnaron's head, which it does unsuccessfully, however, it takes do critical damage on Bugnaron, who removes its claw from Ho-Oh's tail, and proceeds to use use it to unleash a powerful Wood Hammer attack on Entei, who, now regenerating its infernos from its prior attacks, is still quite quick to dodge, and evades the massive blow, which proceeds to carry on and strike the other claw, causing Bugnaron to have immense pain and let go of Ho-Oh's neck, allowing it to use Brave Bird and knock Bugnaron off of its body, before striking it while blasting Bugnaron with Sacred Fire as it drops to the ground, the impact of which puts out the fires that are on its body by making a dust cloud which chokes much of it, however, it also further damages Bugnaron, now pushed to the limit by the damages which is has taken.
Pere sends out Suicune and Raikou, who use Hydro Pump, electrocuted by Thunder, to blast Bugnaron.
Bugnaron, still very powerful, unleashes a massive Signal Beam on the duo, defeating them, and then turns to defeat Entei, who likewise gives way.
Shadow sends SL out.
SL unleashes Aeroblast on Bugnaron, who reveals itself to be a Shadow Militiamon when it turns around and uses Shadow Rush to jump towards Ho-Oh, both to evade Aeroblast and to unleash Shadow Bolt on Ho-Oh, while it impacts with Shadow End, which causes Ho-Oh to issue the finishing blow with Brave Bird while it falls, knocking out both Ho-Oh, via recoil, and Bugnaron. Pere: It seems that I am victorious. Shadow, go pick up the Insignia.
Bug: Here's the Boulder Insignia, whose name has gone unchanged since Brock left. It raises attack stats.
He throws it and Shadow catches.
Their Multi-Balls glow, along with the badge, raising the attack stat.
Pere: We'll be going now.
Bug: Bye, guys. Also, Bugnaron was found in Viridian Forest, in case you're wondering. That's where I train.
Pere: ...I envy your training skills.
Bug: I'm so epic.
The TR trio leaves, and goes around Viridian Forest to save time.
They enter a heavily armed Viridian City, with planes flying around everywhere, and tanks moving around.
Pere: It makes you wonder why the forces are so centered in this city and why it was so still so easy to get in.
They sneak into the base's central command center, on the north side of the city.
They crawl on the ceiling by punching holes which are used as grips with which they can move over all the motion activated guns and stuff.
Shadow: Screw the rules, and their movement tile mazes, too! I have epic Militiamon!
They arrive at the end, and then a Venusaur smashes through the wall, with Professor Oak wearing shades sitting in an office chair with wheels, armrests, the ability to recline, in black, being pulled by Venusaur, which it then rides to sit on top of!
The General, cloaked by shadow, comes out.
Pere [Shocked]: Seto Kaiba?!?!!?
Seto Kaiba (SK) now wears his Battle City coat, but with some changes, including wings and three Blue Eyes heads above and around his head so that he can look like a true user of the Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon.
SK: Yes, I am the General of Viridian City, and to get my Insignia, you must first defeat me in a duel!
Pere: Yeah sure whatever.
They both go into the Shadow Realms and do a duel.
Kaiba plays nine Blue Eyes White Dragons.
How did you even do that? Seriously, you need 18 or 36 tributes and you can only have five monsters on the field.
SK: Screw the rules, I have money!
Pere: Fine.
SK plays three polymerization and fuses his Blue Eyes into three Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragons, which he converts into Blue Eyes Shining Dragons and then fuses those three into a gigantic Tri-Head Blue Eyes Shining Dragon.
So you're done with that, right?
SK: It is now impossible to defeat me, so yes!
Pere: Good because you've used up like half of your deck on one monster.
Pere activates the Crush Card and destroys THBESD.
SK: What?!!? No, this can't be!
Pere: Hell yeah, baby. I'm going to crush you, next!
He then uses Remove Trap and then plays Celtic Guardian.
Celtic Guardian attacks SK's life points.
SK: Ok, no more Shadow Realm!
They go back to the base and continue.
SK draws Swords of Revealing Light from his deck, and proceeds to play it.
Pere plays Luster Dragon.
He then sacrifices his two monsters for Dark Magician.
SK draws Kuriboh, and proceeds to play it.
Pere plays his own Kuriboh.
SK draws and plays another Kuriboh.
Pere sacrifices his Kuriboh for Dark Magician Girl.
SK sacrifices his two Kuriboh for Blue Eyes.
Pere: What happened to screwing the rules, Kaiba?
Kaiba: I forgot to screw those! Ah!
Pere: Too bad because now it's my turn again for no reason!
SK: I'll still win!
Pere sacrifices his two Magicians for Sorceror of Dark Magic.
Pere: And with its special ability that doesn't actually exist but that Atem used in the Pyramid Of Light movie, you lose 2500 ATK from Blue Eyes!
He then attacks Blue Eyes, crushing it and SK's life points, and defeating SK.
SK: This is impossible!
The duel ends with Pere as the victor.
Very well, then...you must now defeat me in a Militiamon battle!
SK sends out Arcanine and Machamp. His equal to a Multi-Ball are the two dragon heads to his sides, which launch the Militiamon.
Sabrina sends out Alakazam.
Pere sends out Suicune.
Suicune uses Surf and then Hydro Pump to defeat Arcanine, while Alakazam uses Psychic to repeatedly attack Machamp, defeating it.
SK sends out Tyranitar and Rhyperior.
A sudden Solarbeam strikes Rhyperior, blasting it into Tyranitar, who takes little damage.
Oak laughs.
Pere: Now that was funny.
SK: Shut up, both of you!
Alakazam hits his Tyranitar and Rhyperior with an Energy Ball, while Suicune floods them with Surf.
Pere laughs more.
Alakazam blasts Tyranitar and Rhyperior with Focus Blast.
Sabrina sends out Gallade, who uses Close Combat to beat up the duo under SK's control, defeating them.
Sabrina withdraws her Militiamon.
SK withdraws and then sends out Exeggutor and Pidgeot.
Shadow sends out Charizard, who unleashes a mighty Blast Burn on Exeggutor. It then uses Fly, Seismic Toss, and Flare Blitz on Pidgeot at once.
Pidgeot, of course, is defeated.
SK sends out Heracross and Alakazam.
Shadow sends out Tyranitar; Pere withdraws Suicune.
Charizard uses Fly and Flare Blitz to grab and burn Heracross, before flinging it at Alakazam and then tackling the mighty psychic itself, shoving it into Tyranitar's arms. Tyranitar then uses Crunch on Alakazam, and then uses a Shadow Ball with a Dark Pulse coating, which explodes and defeats Alakazam.
Then Shadow withdraws his Militiamon as SK sends out Gyarados and Cloyster.
Pere sends out Raikou and Oak officially enters the battle.
Oak: I'm bored of your little game!
A Frenzy Plant beats the two water types up, while Raikou shocks them. This defeats them quickly.
SK sends out Sandslash and Ninetales.
The same process repeats and SK is left with three Militiamon.
SK sends out Magnezone and Gyarados.
Raikou simply uses Thunder and Gyarados is defeated.
Shadow sends out Charizard and uses Blast Burn on Magnezone, while Pere sends out Blastoise for its Hydro Cannon, while Oak unleashes the power of Frenzy Plant.
It is, of course, defeated.
SK: No! I've only one Militiamon left!
Oak, Pere, Shadow, and Sabrina: Good. You've already got an insane amount.
SK: Lies!
Pere: It's quite true and even more annoying.
SK sends out his starter, Vaporeon, who is easily defeated by Thunder&Frenzy.
SK: I can't lose!
He takes off with a hidden jet pack and almost flies away, before a load of vines and stuff wrap around him, after which he turns and begins yelling profanities as he sees that his captor is none other than Prof. Oak.
Why would you do this, you dgjhslfgl?!?!
Oak: Seto, Seto, Seto. Son, I am disappoint.
SK: What do you mean, son?!?!
Oak: I AM YOUR FATHER.
SK: Noooooo!
Oak: I don't like having a spoiled brat as my son, either. Now give up the Insignia.
It falls out of the center dragon head's mouth.
Blue walks in.
Blue: DAD?!?!?
Oak: Your dad is his twin brother.
Anyway, I need to go finish a CHAIRiot Race.
Venusaur races to Pallet Town to finish the race.
Blue leaves.
Shadow picks up the badge, and then he, Pere, and Sabrina walk to the League Reception Gate, which is just to their west.
They then enter Victory Road after they show them the Insignias, and find the cave to be rather straightforward, so they go into the Indigo Plateau base, a facility that is home to the Regional Security Council, and their leader, the Regional Commander. They see two keyholes; both circular, with one made of ruby on the left, and the other made of sapphire on the right.
Shadow pulls out his Sapphire Key and inserts it to the right keyhole, and proceeds to turn it to the left, after which, the wall segment slides away through a small tunnel, at the end of which, it rotates and rushes back to Shadow, stopping perfectly to align with the wall, which now has four Insignia slots. He inserts three insignias, and finds that he has no more.
Shadow: Hey Pere, got a fifth insignia?
Pere: Nope.
Shadow: Then who would-
He notices Sabrina running out of the building, and gives chase.
Sabrina laughs and then uses her psychic powers to fly away.
Shadow sends out SL and chases her through the sky on it.
SL uses Extrasensory and Aeroblast to make Sabrina drop from the sky, picking her up midway to take the insignia from her once more, and then dropping her.
He then flies down to the entrance once more and walks over to the fourth slot. He inserts the badge.

While Shadow was out getting Sabrina's insignia back, Pere inserted the Ruby Key to his keyhole, turned to the right, and the ruby part came out, revealing four slots on the side that was a foot into the wall. He inserted the insignias, and placed the keyhole back in, turning it all the way to the left this time. He then heard a "CA-CLANK" sound and the first lock was undone.

Back to the present, Shadow pushes the wall segment back, and some things occur that undo the second lock, causing the huge metal doors of the entrance, which they walk through. The doors slam shut behind them.
Then Sabrina flies at Lorelei and they go into a pit of freezing water.
Pere: Lorelei, you can go back to your hometown, now! Hah!
Lorelei: I'll do that!
She climbs out of the pit.
They walk into the next room and see Ajay Bruno.
Bruno: I am the greatest, you will ne'er win, and I will, one day, rule the world! I am perfect, I am God!
Pere: Screw you.
Bruno: Do not talk back to me!
Pere: I'm going to talk back to you all I want, you fool.
Bruno: ENOUGH OUT OF YOU!
Bruno sends out two Steelix.
Pere sends out Phione and Suicune, who both use Surf and seemingly defeat the two Steelix, who fall into a pit of lava. And I haven't mentioned it, but they're on a metal platform above a gigantic pit of lava.
Pere withdraws his two water-types.
Bruno sends out Hitmonlee and Hitmonchan.
Shadow sends out Charizard and SL.
Charizard Blast Burns them, and SL uses Extrasensory and make them collapse on the ground. They are defeated from the damages.
Bruno sends out Machamp, which is thrown by SL into the lava pit, while being burned by Flamethrower.
Pere: Looks like we're the victors.
Bruno: Never shall I be the defeated! NEVER!
The merged and now much more massive Cronix, a tremendously strong third evolution of Onix, only formed under the most special circumstances after becoming a Steelix, Among them, two Steelix must merge within a pit of lava, surges from out of the lava, burning through the thin metal floor and drooling lava.
Pere sends out Crystal Onix, Suicune, Blastoise, and Phione, while Shadow, who already has SL & Charizard out, sends out Kygua. Crystal Onix uses Aqua Jet, going into the mouth of the beast, which then regurgitates the Crystal Onix, which smashes into its massive hull with Aqua Jet repeatedly while going down, until it reaches the metal ground.
Suicune and Phione use Surf repeatedly on Cronix, which, at this point, is blasting with Fire Blast, and then Phione, riding Suicune, goes to the top of Cronix, where Suicune unleashes a massive Hydro Pump and Phione blasts Water Pulse repeatedly.
Cronix uses Iron Tail to try to get them off, but they evade, then blast it more in midair, and the Iron Tail strikes the head of Cronix.
Blastoise uses Hydro Cannon to blast its mouth to where it can only use Fire Blast straight up into the air.
SL beats on Cronix in every way imaginable, using Extrasensory, Steel Wing, Hydro Pump, and other attacks, like Aeroblast.
Charizard Blast Burns Cronix heavily, and Kygua unleashes the fury of Hydro Cannon and Aqua Jet being used at once, directly into Cronix's weakest point.
Cronix falls one minute later.
Pere: NOW we're the victors.
Bruno: This is impossible!
Bruno flees.
I'll be back!
They withdraw their Militiamon and go around the huge hole in the floor to the next room, which contained Agatha.
Agatha: You will all die, right here, right now! You and your Prof. Oak, too!
Shadow: Oak isn't-
Pere: With us. Also, shut up Shadow.
Agatha sends out three Gengar.
Shadow sends out Tyranitar, SL, and Soviet.
Soviet uses Dark Engulfment on all three, while an array of Dark Pulses are sent out by Tyranitar, followed by the Dark Engulfment moving into the dark pit below them, along with the Gengar.
Agatha [Sad, Crying]: You killed my starter, boy...You will *sob* pay...
She sends out Crobat and Arbok, who are easily thrown into the dark pit and defeated.
Then a gigantic dark cloud quickly rises from the pit, and then the cloud forms the physical manifestation of her combined Militiamon.
The beast has four wings, two smaller lower ones and two larger ones on top. It has an evil, corrupted Arbok in place of its right arm, while the bulk of the body is made up of a substance similar to that of Gengar, and its head is a Misdreavus for some reason with its eyes red. It has smoke coming from its legs, and two massive arms that are ready for hand-to-hand combat.
It is temporarily immobilized by Extrasensory, and then struck repeatedly by Dark Pulse and damaged heavily by Dark Engulfment, and then it runs, still taking damage, but then Pere throws a Boss Ball at it.

The ball shakes three times, and then it is captured and inserted into the Multi-Ball.
Pere: I like this.
Agatha [Shocked]: I have been defeated, and my Militiamon are stolen!
Pere: Exactly.
Tyranitar traps Agatha within a bunch of Dark Pulses, and then Shadow gets off the phone with Oak.
Shadow: Oak will pick you up, soon!
Pere and Shadow go down the hall to the last stand RSC member's room. The final RSC guy...Lance.
Lance: I am immortal and cannot be defeated as I am too evil! Fear my draconian might!
Also, you might want to ride flying Militiamon.
He sends out Aerodactyl, jumps on its back, and presses a button.
The platform vanishes, and Shadow and Pere fall into the abyss, only to send out Kygua and ride it back to Lance's altitude.
They sit in its ice fortress, and send out SL and Ho-Oh to fight Lance.
Kygua, however, has blasted Aerodactyl with Hydro Cannon, so he sends out Gyarados.
Rakou, atop Kygua's head, uses Zap Cannon, severely damaging Gyarados, who Lance withdraws.
Lance sends out two Dragonair and a Dragonite that he rides on.
Ho-Oh, grabs one Dragonair, while SL gets the other. They proceed to use the Dragonair to attack Dragonite, while they use Aeroblast and Sacred Fire. Lance soon withdraws the three, and sends out Charizard, who he rides. To is struck by Sky Attack from Ho-Oh, then SL's Aeroblast, which sends it to Kygua's mouth. Kygua, of course, blasts it with Hydro Cannon.
Pere: You might want to get on a different dragon! Haha!
Lance sends out all his other Militiamon, and a fusion process starts.
The Dragonair merge with Dragonite's arms, becoming enormous extensions.
Aerodactyl's wings attach to Dragonite's back, becoming a second set of wings.
Its head becomes armor for Dragonite's head.
Aerodactyl's tail becomes an extension of Dragonite's tail.
Gyarados flies into Dragonite from its tail's left side. It stops and fully merges once it has become a second head on Dragonite's right side, with its tail sticking out on the left. .
Scales begin to randomly appear on the body of the dragon that has formed.
Charizard, finally, goes to fuse, with Lance jumping onto the dragon.
It, like Gyarados, flies into Dragonite's tail. Unlike Gyarados, however, Charizard flies through the right side and becomes the third head, on the left side.
Its wings form a third set, along with Dragonite's and Aerodactyl's.
Lance: And I shall call it Octarine!
The wings then combine into gigantic wings.
Pere, at this point, notes that Octarine is the size of a small house.
The following is in case you didn't get what it looked like from the fusion stuff:
It is Dragonite's body, now swelled greatly from other dragons going inside of it. It has three heads, however. The left is Charizard, the right is Gyarados, and the center is Dragonite, whose head is armored by Aerodactyl.
It has a gigantic set of wings formed by the fusion of wing sets.
It has three tails, in opposite order to the heads. The center tail, Dragonite's, is extended by Aerodactyl's.
It is, as stated earlier, as large as a small house.
Pere: Looks cool.
Lance: It isn't just cool! It's fabulous.
Kygua blasts Octarine with Ice Beam, whose Charizard head counters with a massive Blast Burn.
However, Pere sends out Draconian Dunsparce, who uses Dragon Rush, Dragon Pulse (Which, unlike other pulses, is a sphere), Ice Beam, and Blizzard on Octarine. Octarine, however, breaks free of the prior position, so only the Dragon Rush, which is physical, and Dragon Pulse impact Octarine. Suicune strikes Octarine with Aurora Beam.
Kygua uses Ice Beam to blast Octrine more, while Dragon Pulse after Dragon Pulse and Blizzard after Blizzard hit it, until the door to Regional Commander Hall opens, creating a small platform to walk onto.
Lance flies to the door and withdraws Octarine, running out of an exit in the side of the Region Commander Hall.
Pere: Where are you, Regional Commander!?
Blue [Hidden, echoes]: Nowhere!
A Pidgeot and a Gyarados fly down to the other end of the hall.
Raikou is sent out. It thunders Gyarados out of the sky. Gears begin coming out of the golden walls, and one hits Gyarados, which unleashes a final Hydro Cannon before it seems to be withdrawn.
Pigeot, on the other hand, can navigate through the gears and attack, however, Ho-Oh is sent out as it goes through, unknown to Pidgeot, and uses Sky attack once it passes the fourth and final gear, followed by Brave Bird.
Pidgeot is then withdrawn.
Alakazam and Arcanine are sent out.
Blastoise and Charizard are sent out by Pere and Shadow.
Blastoise uses Hydro Cannon on Arcanine.
The Swamperts are sent out to assist in this, and they easily beat it.
Then they all use Hydro Cannon (And, in Charizard's case, Blast Burn) on Alakazam and make it fly into a gear.
Both of Blue's Militiamon are withdrawn.
Blue sends out Vaporeon and Rhyperior, but a sudden Frenzy Plant wraps around them, and defeats them.
Oak: I'm too old to watch you all battle! It's too boring!
Old men need excitement! Like defeating things easily with extremely powerful attacks!
Shadow: O thanks, you saved us time.
Oak: Blue, I am disappointed in you, and your joining Nukia, too! So I'll bring them to the Hall of Fame for you.
Blue: Why can I never do that. Seriously.
Shadow, Pere, and Oak go across the hall and into the door that goes into the Hall of Fame.
Oak: I commemorate you two as the new Governors of the Kanto Region! Live long and prosper! You might also want to fight in Johto!
Shadow: Aren't we supposed to have a record taken?
Oak: My computers did that when you came in so I could be lazy.
Pere: I see.
Oak: You kids should go through this teleporter here to go to the entrance to the Tohjo Falls. There, you will encounter a Team Rocket base. You'll also find yourself in Johto once you leave on the other side.
Pere: K.
Oak: Then you'll sail to New Bark Town.
Pere: K, so do we depart now?
Oak: Yes.
Pere and Shadow walk onto the teleporter, which teleports them to Tohjo Falls.
Chapter Four has concluded.