Relationship Advice w/ Cats

by V Mon Jan 10, 2011 8:47 am

I can't believe I'm actually about to ask TR about this, but...

There's this security guard I like at TR Castle. It was the other day when I was taking my second lunch break, and I was carrying one of the bear-with-machine-gun plushies we sold at TR's Giftshop at a low price of 1502 Rubles*. Normally I wouldn't stop but he was wearing a New Zealand T Shirt and his arms were totally ripped and OH MY GOD. So I asked if this security guard wanted to have my second lunch break with me and he said yes.

So we had Lunch at Shadow's Bar and Grill. He ordered the smoked salmon and I was about to order the creamed cat when the security guard looked outraged. He explained that he loved cats and would be ashamed if I ordered it. I ordered it anyway and got Peregrine to drug this security guard so he wouldn't remember.

We dragged him to the outpost.

Anyway, I don't feel like stopping my addiction to chowing down on cats so I was thinking of just drugging this security guard every time I order my food during our dates.

My question is, do you guys think its a good idea?

*No returns.