Re: Corrupt a Wish VII

by **Juliana** Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:55 am

Granted, but because the wish-granter is slightly deaf, you BECOME a fly. And get swatted.

I wish Payton were an unsmashed human again.

by **Darre** Sun Jul 17, 2011 10:03 am

Granted, but he became immediately smashed again.

I wish our inactive members came back like Payton did.

by **Juliana** Sun Jul 17, 2011 10:05 am

Granted, but some of them come back as zombies.

I wish I weren't so hyper and tired at the same time.

by Mrsebi Mon Sep 19, 2011 10:42 pm

Granted, you are now always hyper and insane.
I wish I had this clan had more people.
(IT IS ALSO BACK)

by **Juliana** Tue Sep 20, 2011 3:54 am

Granted, but most of them are complete idiots. They spam up the board with incomprehensible gibberish that might have been intended to be English, but could just as easily have been Portuguese.

I wish the forums were cleaned up again from the aftermath of that last wish.

by Mrsebi Tue Sep 20, 2011 5:48 am

Granted, it's abandoned.
I wish I had more friends.

by **Volke** Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:53 am

They're all rocks.
I wish I had rock friends.

by **Cial** Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:16 am

Granted, they're all sharp rocks.

I wish this wish wasn't corrupted.

by **Volke** Tue Oct 11, 2011 6:58 am

Jokes on you, because... It is!

I wish there was a "FALCON PAWWNCH" emoticon.

by madlou Tue Oct 11, 2011 7:03 am

Granted, you get falcon punched every time you use it.

I wish vamp bowed to me >:)

by **Volke** Tue Oct 11, 2011 7:08 am

Granted, but he... I honestly don't know what to say. He slaps you every time he does? I think that works.

I wish egg yolk was purple.

by madlou Tue Oct 11, 2011 7:10 am

Granted, but the purple yolk is poisonus, so you can never eat anything with eggs in it.

I wish I had 1 million dollars

by **Juliana** Sun Oct 23, 2011 3:36 am

Granted, but you're not allowed to spend it on anything you want.

I wish my head didn't hurt so much.

by Mrsebi Mon Oct 24, 2011 12:12 am

It hurts worse
I wish I wasn't sick.

by Dake Sun Nov 27, 2011 8:24 pm

You're dead.

I wish that AQW was fun again.

by **Hunter Reckoning** Tue Nov 29, 2011 12:30 pm

Its fun by comparison because all other games involve being stung by scorpions

I wish I could lay eggs.

by **Juliana** Tue Nov 29, 2011 12:32 pm

Granted, but it is extremely uncomfortable, and NOT laying eggs is not a choice.

I wish I could sleep properly.

by Mrsebi Tue Nov 29, 2011 9:00 pm

You can.
You wake up in the hospital, your house burned down, you nearly died from the smoke. Everyone in your family was burned or choked to death.
I wish I didn't have so much homework.

by Onion Supreme Mon May 21, 2012 6:05 am

You're now homeless.

I wish this type of sub-forum doesn't go horribly inactive in every single forum.

by **Rage** Mon May 21, 2012 7:30 am

It's not inactive, it's archived.

I wish for cats to dance and to wear bread on their heads.

by **Winnie** Thu May 31, 2012 7:24 am

They jitterbug until they die, like in the original Wizard of Oz. Now you've got a bunch of dead cats, and PETA is on your tail. Tail. Heh.

I wish I knew what show the theatre program is doing this summer.

by **Cial** Thu May 31, 2012 8:35 am

Surprise! It's RENT but all the songs are switched with Cats and the costumes are from Wicked.

"Jellicle songs for Jellicle RENTheads... er... while Defying Gravity?"

I wish I wasn't so gosh darn tired.

by **Rage** Thu May 31, 2012 12:21 pm

You develop a paranoia over falling asleep. You stay awake. Forever.

I wish I wasn't the Tank in an MMO.

by **Winnie** Thu May 31, 2012 5:54 pm

Condratulations. You are now five tanks. The suicidal kind.

I wish that I had more free time to think.

by Mrsebi Fri Jun 01, 2012 7:28 am

You are trapped alone in a plane of darkness for all eternity.
Plenty of time to think.
Not that you can do anything else.

I wish for apple pie.

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