Re: The Elder Scrolls!

by **Volke** Fri Nov 25, 2011 3:47 pm

Tim Hortans wrote:Also, i was thinking about buying skyrim until i found out it was MADE BY THE DEVIL AS A TOOL TO TURN CHILDREN INTO HOMOSEXUALS!

>Satire making fun of overprotective Christian parents

I approve.

by **Shadow** Sun Nov 27, 2011 9:26 am

by **Tim Hortans** Sun Nov 27, 2011 9:54 am

That last video oh god

by **Shadow** Sun Nov 27, 2011 2:08 pm

by **Thoru** Sun Dec 11, 2011 12:46 pm

OK, I just found out you can get both Arena AND Daggerfall for free, legally so later today is gonna be dedicated to me playing these really crappy games! WOOT!

by Peregrine Sun Dec 11, 2011 7:02 pm

>Arena and Daggerfall
>really crappy games

Prepare to be surprised.

by **Cial** Sun Dec 11, 2011 11:52 pm

Thoru wrote:OK, I just found out you can get both Arena AND Daggerfall for free, legally so later today is gonna be dedicated to me playing these really crappy games! WOOT!

>really crappy games

GET THE F*** OUT.

by **Tom Gaskarth** Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:39 am

My Skyrim will be back soon. Might go Imperial this time because I wanna know more about the story.

by Peregrine Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:40 am

And because you don't want to be a stormcloak milk drinker ya?

by **Thoru** Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:55 am

Cial wrote:
Thoru wrote:OK, I just found out you can get both Arena AND Daggerfall for free, legally so later today is gonna be dedicated to me playing these really crappy games! WOOT!

>really crappy games

GET THE F*** OUT.

My cognitive functions at 1 AM are lowered severely. I meant epic :C
Can't attack in Daggerfall though /fail

by **Cial** Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:02 am

Tom Gaskarth wrote:My Skyrim will be back soon. Might go Imperial this time because I wanna know more about the story.

Milk drinking imperial bastard.

by **Tom Gaskarth** Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:41 am

Cial wrote:
Tom Gaskarth wrote:My Skyrim will be back soon. Might go Imperial this time because I wanna know more about the story.

Milk drinking imperial bastard.

Sebi-loving rebel scum.

by **Cial** Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:50 am

SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NOOOOOORRDS!

by **Volke** Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:45 pm

Whichever faction is more profitable or nets you more power is the one to go with.

1. Kill loads of people
2. Capture stuff
3. Gain the complete trust of the respective faction you're serving
4. Kill leader of your faction
5. ???

6. Wenches

by **Thoru** Wed Dec 14, 2011 3:27 am

Cial wrote:SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NOOOOOORRDS!

I agree with this statement

by **Volke** Wed Dec 14, 2011 3:26 pm

I renamed my Daedric bow 'Knee's Bane'.

by **Erik** Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:45 pm

Some language.

I decided to restart Skyrim, since I'm missing a lot.

by Mrsebi Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:22 pm

I saw that, kinda wanna get Skyrim just to do that.

by **DigDog** Thu Dec 15, 2011 12:12 am

Volke wrote:I renamed my Daedric bow 'Knee's Bane'.

That explains the sudden raise in the guard population.

by Mrsebi Thu Dec 15, 2011 12:27 am

Should be called ''The Guard Maker''

by **Rage** Sun Dec 18, 2011 12:59 am

Installing a bunch of graphical mods for Oblivion. This is now my poor-man's Skyrim :3
Link

Remember kids, every hero created from Cyrodiil has the same fate: turning into Sheogorath for Skyrim!
http://uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Sheogorath

These statements, coupled with his claim that Sheogorath is a title "passed down from me to me", all suggest he is the Champion of Cyrodiil.

by **DigDog** Sun Dec 18, 2011 7:53 am

by **Cial** Sun Dec 18, 2011 8:02 am

Rage wrote:
Remember kids, every hero created from Cyrodiil has the same fate: turning into Sheogorath for Skyrim!
http://uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Sheogorath
These statements, coupled with his claim that Sheogorath is a title "passed down from me to me", all suggest he is the Champion of Cyrodiil.

Sounds about right.

by **Rage** Sun Dec 18, 2011 11:04 am

>Install a bunch of mods

>Create a new character

>Realize Khajiits still look like butt

>Play as Mithra instead :3

by Xusha Sun Dec 18, 2011 11:37 am

I wanted to dual wield shields. I couldn't. So I didn't buy it.

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