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but I renewed it.
what have YOU done today, TR?
also I'm not sure if heartbleed effected us but you should probably not change your password, the jitterbug gang are working hard and they need …
what have YOU done today, TR?
also I'm not sure if heartbleed effected us but you should probably not change your password, the jitterbug gang are working hard and they need …
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Horrible, Horrible Jokes.
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Horrible, Horrible Jokes.
by Cial Fri Jun 11, 2010 5:28 am
Post all your cheesy, punny jokes on this thread. I'll start.
Bartender says "We don't serve your kind here!"
Tachyon walks into a bar.
(LOLTIMETRAVELJOKE.)
Bartender says "We don't serve your kind here!"
Tachyon walks into a bar.
(LOLTIMETRAVELJOKE.)
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Re: Horrible, Horrible Jokes.
by Xusha Fri Jun 11, 2010 5:33 am
Anything Chuck Norris or Soviet Russia related. We all know them... All.
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Re: Horrible, Horrible Jokes.
by Guest Fri Jun 11, 2010 8:35 am
Chuck Norris doesn't get wet water gets Chuck Norrised
Ok so this guy walks into a bar and looks at the menu and orders a grass hopper. When he is walking home he sees a grass hopper and says "You know there is a drink named after you?" the grass hopper says "You mean there is a drink named Steve?"
Ok so this guy walks into a bar and looks at the menu and orders a grass hopper. When he is walking home he sees a grass hopper and says "You know there is a drink named after you?" the grass hopper says "You mean there is a drink named Steve?"
Guest- Guest
Re: Horrible, Horrible Jokes.
by Kaotic Fri Jun 11, 2010 2:14 pm
Q. Why did Steve fall out of the tree?
A. Because he was a carrot.
Q. Why did Ron fall off his bike?
A. Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
Q. Why did John fall of the swing?
A. He had no arms.
hah.
A. Because he was a carrot.
Q. Why did Ron fall off his bike?
A. Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
Q. Why did John fall of the swing?
A. He had no arms.
hah.
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Re: Horrible, Horrible Jokes.
by Darre Fri Jun 11, 2010 8:18 pm
I could understand why you would fall off your bike when someone throws a refrigerator at you...
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Re: Horrible, Horrible Jokes.
by Dake Fri Jun 11, 2010 9:23 pm
Q. I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?
A. No, you can't has cheezburger.
A. No, you can't has cheezburger.
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Re: Horrible, Horrible Jokes.
by Erik Fri Jun 11, 2010 11:22 pm
A classic.
Person 1: Knock knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Orange.
Person 2: Orange who?
Person 1: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Person 1: Knock knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Orange.
Person 2: Orange who?
Person 1: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
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Re: Horrible, Horrible Jokes.
by Guest Fri Jun 11, 2010 11:51 pm
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side
A. To get to the other side
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Re: Horrible, Horrible Jokes.
by Lord Starscream Sat Jun 12, 2010 5:34 pm
Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
Because he was hit by the first one.
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
Because he thought it was a game and joined in.
Because it was dead.
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
Because he was hit by the first one.
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
Because he thought it was a game and joined in.
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Re: Horrible, Horrible Jokes.
by Darre Sat Jun 12, 2010 11:39 pm
A bear is walking around in the forest all upset when a bunny sees him.
The bunny asks, "Why are you so upset bear?"
The bear replies sadly, "I just took a crap and it's stuck to my fur, there is nothing to wipe with!"
The bunny feels for the bear's pain because his fur also gets stuck with poo.
Suddenly looking a little the bear asks the bunny, "Is you fur very sticky?"
"Well yes it is bear, why?"
"Good!"
The bear promptly wiped his butt with the bunny that day...
The bunny asks, "Why are you so upset bear?"
The bear replies sadly, "I just took a crap and it's stuck to my fur, there is nothing to wipe with!"
The bunny feels for the bear's pain because his fur also gets stuck with poo.
Suddenly looking a little the bear asks the bunny, "Is you fur very sticky?"
"Well yes it is bear, why?"
"Good!"
The bear promptly wiped his butt with the bunny that day...
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Re: Horrible, Horrible Jokes.
by Tom Gaskarth Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:30 pm
I was going to make a Free For All: Nukia version...
But there wasn't enough members of Nukia
But there wasn't enough members of Nukia
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Re: Horrible, Horrible Jokes.
by Peregrine Fri Jun 17, 2011 5:59 am
Tom, I don't think you get it.
Jokes are falsehoods in nature.
Jokes are falsehoods in nature.
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Re: Horrible, Horrible Jokes.
by Cial Fri Jun 17, 2011 6:30 am
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
- Spoiler:
- "We're both lawyers."
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Re: Horrible, Horrible Jokes.
by Alderos Mon Jun 20, 2011 9:20 am
well since they are horrible jokes.
Which would you rather see?
I'm going to hell.
Which would you rather see?
- Spoiler:
- A glass of blended babies?
or hitler's face after he recieves his gas bill?
I'm going to hell.
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