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ITT: Anti-Jokes
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ITT: Anti-Jokes
by Tim Hortans Sun Dec 05, 2010 6:57 am
Basically, we post a joke that isn't even a joke.
Examples: Why can't Michael Jackson work at McDonalds?
Because he's dead.
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Why did the boy stay home sick?
Because he was sick.
Etcetc
Examples: Why can't Michael Jackson work at McDonalds?
Because he's dead.
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Why did the boy stay home sick?
Because he was sick.
Etcetc
Tim Hortans- In a bin
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Re: ITT: Anti-Jokes
by Flaw of Insanity Sun Dec 05, 2010 7:35 am
There was a man who was carrying his bike up a steep hill, and a man in a flash car pulled up beside him and said, "Hey I could help you get up this hill. But I don't have any room in my car for your bike. However, we could tie a rope to your bike and the end of my car and I could pull you up."
The man on the bike said, "No, that sounds dangerous." And biked off.
The man on the bike said, "No, that sounds dangerous." And biked off.
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Re: ITT: Anti-Jokes
by Shadow Mon Dec 06, 2010 6:34 am
Whats the difference between a jew and firewood?
Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.
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What do you call an arab flying a 747?
A pilot.
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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth?
Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least.
Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.
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How do you make a plumber cry?
Kill his family.
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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk.
The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.
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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
"Here come the elephants over the hill."
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Why didn't Bill go to the party?
He wasn't invited.
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What did the hobo get for Christmas?
Nothing
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was startled by a loud noise and crossed the road to get away from what it thought was a predator.
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What do you call a horse that drinks a lot, carries a shotgun and a urge to kill your family?
Whatever you want, he's a horse, he doesn't really care about what his name is.
Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.
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What do you call an arab flying a 747?
A pilot.
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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth?
Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least.
Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.
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How do you make a plumber cry?
Kill his family.
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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk.
The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.
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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
"Here come the elephants over the hill."
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Why didn't Bill go to the party?
He wasn't invited.
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What did the hobo get for Christmas?
Nothing
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was startled by a loud noise and crossed the road to get away from what it thought was a predator.
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What do you call a horse that drinks a lot, carries a shotgun and a urge to kill your family?
Whatever you want, he's a horse, he doesn't really care about what his name is.
Shadow- this is a title
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Re: ITT: Anti-Jokes
by Icey Tue Dec 28, 2010 5:44 am
So a Blonde, A Red head, and a Brunette walk into a bar...and buy drinks like everyone else because hair color doesnt play a factor in intelligence.
What did one Lawyer say to another Lawyer?
We are both Lawyers
Knock Knock?
its open
How do you kill a Blonde?
Well there are many ways but all are illegal because murder is wrong.
Your Mom is so old....she might die soon
What did one Lawyer say to another Lawyer?
We are both Lawyers
Knock Knock?
its open
How do you kill a Blonde?
Well there are many ways but all are illegal because murder is wrong.
Your Mom is so old....she might die soon
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Re: ITT: Anti-Jokes
by Darre Tue Dec 28, 2010 11:07 am
Has anybody ever realized how depressingly sad this thread is...
Darre- pɐɹɹǝ ʇɐןʞs ndsıpǝ poʍu
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Re: ITT: Anti-Jokes
by Peregrine Tue Dec 28, 2010 11:12 am
Once there was a turkey. One day it met a stop sign.
It was a very obedient turkey and it died there by the end of that week.
Once there was a turkey. But not anymore.
Not in the charred remains of post-apocalyptic Earth.
Once there was a turkey. It was haunted by a darkness turkey.
Until the end of its days.
It was a very obedient turkey and it died there by the end of that week.
Once there was a turkey. But not anymore.
Not in the charred remains of post-apocalyptic Earth.
Once there was a turkey. It was haunted by a darkness turkey.
Until the end of its days.
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Re: ITT: Anti-Jokes
by Erik Wed Dec 29, 2010 11:55 pm
So an american, a mexican, and a chinese guy went on an airplane. They all respectively talked about their countries and flew safely to North Korea.
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Re: ITT: Anti-Jokes
by Winnie Thu Dec 30, 2010 1:27 am
What does tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants off in the distance?
Hey, a herd of elephants off in the distance.
What's the difference between an elephant and a plum?
Elephants are gray.
What did Jane say when she saw a herd of elephants off in the distance?
"Hey, look, a herd of plums off in the distance."
Hey, a herd of elephants off in the distance.
What's the difference between an elephant and a plum?
Elephants are gray.
What did Jane say when she saw a herd of elephants off in the distance?
"Hey, look, a herd of plums off in the distance."
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