Your Lives, Your Adventures. A TR Script.

by Xusha Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:32 pm

Alright, so Peregrine wanted me to work on my own set of scripts, so I'd like to mention that first. Second, please post all comments here. Coming soon: Chapter One, Drapes of Wrath.

by Xusha Wed Jun 16, 2010 12:08 am

Your Lives, Your Adventures.
Chapter I: Drapes of Wrath!

Our scene begins in the middle of a TR Convention. Due to lack of capable hosts, a bunny-like male has graciously accepted the hosting position. We play our scene right after the first event set in stone, deep in the TR Archives; The Hachiko Race.

wwwtoy: Alright guys, good news! We'll be doing four Miltonius rounds in Fashion! Paired Fashion will be Miltonius' Army, and then I'll be asking Miltonius questions for the Game Show!
Erik: That's pretty generic...
Crystal Lion: I wonder where the staff are... There wasn't even a notice that the con was canceled... Even Peregrine host's better then Toy.
wwwtoy: Alright guys! First... We need pass out Miltonius Contracts!

Toy fiddles around his inventory, until he finds several Miltonius Contracts, which he inevitably passes out. Many of the TR members are confused at the concept of giving an item away ingame, while Cial and Sleepslate fall into a /sleep.

Wixmagic: Now I can get the new Miltonius item!
wwwtoy: N00b! You need unidentified 5343, 1337 diamonds, and 16,000 ACs too! But... These aren't for the items. These... Are for power. I'll show you.

All 15 spectators inevitably gasp, except for Crystal Lion who sighs and /facepalms. Toy then begins to show them the new intended usage of the contracts, as he unveils his new hidden technique. Meanwhile, Vampiric is busy farming for the new items, along with Ryzaa and Sebi.

Vampiric: Who invited Sebi?
Ryzaa: I didn't. He probably followed us because he lost his ducky.
Vampiric: Only... 400 more kills, give or take. Just ignore Sebi.
mrsebi I'm just mad... I have to wait a WHOLE year for the new World of Warcraft expansion. Getting my ducky should make up for the time, though.
Ryzaa: Too true, mate.

As the three idly discuss, while killing the monsters, something strange was happening. Each of the contracts in their inventory had suddenly activated. The pain of the transformation that had overcome them was overwhelming, as each fell to their knees.

Ryzaa: New emote?!
Vampiric: It would appear that we're about to get a full cutscene!

Meanwhile, at the TR Castle, a secret meeting of the staff, minus Ryzaa and Peregine, who left a note saying "Will be back, busy with Maple Syrup". His rock, fortunately, was sitting in attention, right next to Vamparagon.

Vamparagon: So then its settled.
All in attendance: Yeah!
Vamparagon: Alright, now that we've decided to tear down the sandbox for a new golden statuette of each of our staff members. Now, where should we put the casino?
Peregine's Rock:
Vamparagon: Agreed! We can put it near the cellar, and to cut funds we'll cut the pay from the con mods. They're cheap labor anyway.
All in attendance, but Sticky and Xusha: Agreed.
Sticky: Perhaps I should check up on the con. Xusha, wait here.
Xusha: I'd lol if they got Toy to host.
Charon: We mustn't speak of such things.

A few minutes later, Sticky and a bloody Arch Fiend /goto Vamparagon.

Arch Fiend: There was a massacre... Miltonius gave out mod powers to all of his subjects. Toy ran out of contracts, and I was left for dead. They're on their way here, right now.
Sticky: Dai Tengu was completely overcome. Unfortunately, the nopperabos couldn't help. Wixmagic was overcome too, but he logged into Nythera with his alt. We actually escaped unharmed by hiding behind Shadz, who was disguised as Shadow.
Shadow: Well played!
Arch Fiend It didn't work. Crystal told them that she saw him /join yulgar-6114, so they got him too.

Moments later, Vampiric and Ryzaa /goto Vamparagon as well. Sebi was left out of luck, as the room was now full.

Ryzaa: V, we've come to take over TR. Hand it over or suffer what happened in the Hachiko Incident. This room is now surrounded by all sides.
Arch Fiend Pere needs in. Vampiric, mind leaving?
Vampiric I'll go back to farming Miltonius.

Vampiric then leaves, as Sebi was frantically spamming /goto Vamparagon all this time, and inevitably got into the room. Peregrine then, annoyed, went to go write a story about him being thrown into a volcano.

Vamparagon: What are your demands?
Ryzaa: Our unholy leader, Miltonius, has selected Toy to be the new master of TR. If this does not happen, then you will face our wrath. You must also make a Hello Kitty TR theme.
Vamparagon: Toy?... Impossible! We could do the Hello Kitty theme though.

Vamparagon then becomes AFK, as the remaining staff are left to handle the situation. Flaw, who is delighted that this is all becoming more and more like his Role Play, then pokes Ryzaa, which in return causes him to draw a sword. Flaw smiles, as he makes a hand signal, and begins to chant.

Flaw: You must obey the Dance Commander... Giving out the order for fun.
Ryzaa: You couldn't be...
Flaw: Let's get this party started right, y'all. Let's get this party started right
Xusha: It is time...

As Xusha began to dance in an awesome fashion, Arch Fiend went AFK, listening to Cradle of Filth. Flaw smiled, knowing that his plan was working. Ryzaa fell to a knee, before unveiling the source of his newly obtained power. Ryzaa now raised to his feet, and held an orb in his hand. This orb was exactly the same as the shadow orb, but a slightly different color scheme, pretty much like the arcane orb, and the blood orb. This orb summoned Toy, who was wielding the Oblivion Blade of Miltonius.

wwwtoy: Alright losers, fork over TR, or you'll have to deal with what my dangerous weapon!
Winnie He's AFK.
wwwtoy: <Insert profane word here>
Charon: What dangerous weapon do you speak of?
wwwtoy You'll find out... Now!

Toy then equips an animated version of a Mitonius armor that altered forms upon a four second interval. He then spammed Healing Reel, with the bard class, and equipped a chainsaw, as well as a Drudgen pet that did a techno rave. Everyone in the room except for V, and Toy was immediately lagged out, as it had just hit midnight. As the lag began to fade, V returned.

Vamparagon: Blast, you fiend!
wwwtoy: Curse your Mac! I've lagged everyone else who did not submit to my power out! You must surrender TR to the rightful owner!
Vamparagon: Eh... Peregrine's Rock?
wwwtoy: N00b! Me!
Vamparagon I have something for you alright.
wwwtoy: You can't mean... <insert profane word here>
Vamparagon: Oh, I meen it.
Juliana: You have a typo there.

With a finishing touch, Toy was banned from TR, and everything went back to normal seemingly, as Toy was normal again after the duration of the ban. However, far off in Miltonius-Worlds, Vampiric had gotten the new Miltonius item... What would ensue will be continued in Chapter II.

Your Lives, Your Adventures. A TR Script.

Your Lives, Your Adventures. A TR Script.

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