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King of the Hill II
by Guest Tue Jul 06, 2010 2:49 am
Marth wrote:I can't believe nobody thought of this yet!
Ex:
Forumite1: Kicks *Forumite2* off the hill. My hill!
Forumite2: Nukes *Forumite1* to death. My hill!
Still on top.
Old thread can be found here.
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Re: King of the Hill II
by Thoru Tue Jul 06, 2010 4:18 am
*Slips in and kills Sticky but leaves body so everyone will attack Sticky*
Secretly My hill >:3
Secretly My hill >:3
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Re: King of the Hill II
by Erik Tue Jul 06, 2010 5:08 am
*Sees a body lying on the ground, and walks up to the hill, where Thoru is waiting with a sword* *Stabs Thoru with a poison dagger*
MAH HILL
MAH HILL
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Re: King of the Hill II
by Thoru Tue Jul 06, 2010 5:12 am
*Dodges Dagger and trips over the Dead sticky* *Grabs Erik and shoves him onto his own dagger*
lolhill
lolhill
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Re: King of the Hill II
by wwwtoy Tue Jul 06, 2010 5:58 am
Hey thoru,we still have our pact with ryzaa. e.e So we can ban him. *Gets Ry to ban Erik*
Our hill!
Our hill!
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Re: King of the Hill II
by Darre Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:14 am
I spent three days in the shadows assembling booby-traps. Last night while you were sleeping I set them up in areas where the assailants trying to take my hill would most likely go. Arsenic tipped Arrows, pitfalls, Rabid dogs, pressure switches, flying knives, Snakes under rocks, trip wires, nets. The whole shebang was assembled. While you woke toy, and was petting your little zard Chu, I Came. I blacked out the sky with my arrows.
With the invasion complete and defenses set up I felt quite confident in myself. Letting my pets fly I fell asleep. the class zard along with kratoszard set towards the deserts of the east to gather key information. Thorn my wolf set toward Darkovia to alert the Lycans that one of their "friends" needed aid. Gusty flew for the skies, whipping up the storm of the century.
Cole, well Cole just made presents.
I AM READY FOR YOU!
With the invasion complete and defenses set up I felt quite confident in myself. Letting my pets fly I fell asleep. the class zard along with kratoszard set towards the deserts of the east to gather key information. Thorn my wolf set toward Darkovia to alert the Lycans that one of their "friends" needed aid. Gusty flew for the skies, whipping up the storm of the century.
Cole, well Cole just made presents.
I AM READY FOR YOU!
- Spoiler:
- Best king of the hill post ever? Anyway please next person make their post just as detailed, it's more fun.
Darre- pɐɹɹǝ ʇɐןʞs ndsıpǝ poʍu
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Re: King of the Hill II
by Darre Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:29 am
I cry for Toy because if he is as lazy with life as he is with that post, he will surely fail. One of my set up booby-traps kills toy. 
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Re: King of the Hill II
by Thoru Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:31 am
*laughs*
My hill
My hill
- Spoiler:
- I made a post that made no sense. OH! and while this was going on... *Stabs darre and takes over hill*
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Re: King of the Hill II
by Darre Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:35 am
This morning I realized a small fragment of metal on my garb. Was that you Thoru, a peasant trying to kill a god. My armour cannot be tarished by earthly metals! Go Gusty throw this fool to Arkansas with your winds!
My Hill!
My Hill!
Darre- pɐɹɹǝ ʇɐןʞs ndsıpǝ poʍu
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Re: King of the Hill II
by Darre Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:38 am
Fool! How dare you be so tactless and assault me during a matter of full attention! A feather cannot shift the mighty rock Toy. I held my hand up, sending a ball of solid light into your soul. Enjoy an eternity in euphoria Toy.
My Hill!
My Hill!
Darre- pɐɹɹǝ ʇɐןʞs ndsıpǝ poʍu
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Re: King of the Hill II
by Darre Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:42 am
Earthly elements and metals I should have said. Sorry for misinforming you.
GODLY PELVIS THRUST!
My Hill!
GODLY PELVIS THRUST!
My Hill!
Last edited by Darre on Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:44 am; edited 3 times in total
Darre- pɐɹɹǝ ʇɐןʞs ndsıpǝ poʍu
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Re: King of the Hill II
by wwwtoy Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:44 am
Simplest response ever,Uses our pact to get Darre banned.
Our hill. e.e
Our hill. e.e
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Re: King of the Hill II
by Darre Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:47 am
I will let you try and understand that. Or maybe your arrogance will hide the truth from you. This is a magnification of a picture taken by my soul of your skin. My cells are slowly, painfully destroying you, enjoy your last minutes wwwtoy.My Hill!
Darre- pɐɹɹǝ ʇɐןʞs ndsıpǝ poʍu
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Re: King of the Hill II
by Darre Tue Jul 06, 2010 7:13 am
Poor, poor, Walt.
Humans do not seem to realize what they do until it done. You cannot healthily consume a hill of dirt, the size of this one. It is not humanly possible. Thorn tells me you have three days to live. Spend it with you family Walt. God bless.
My Hill!
Humans do not seem to realize what they do until it done. You cannot healthily consume a hill of dirt, the size of this one. It is not humanly possible. Thorn tells me you have three days to live. Spend it with you family Walt. God bless.My Hill!
Darre- pɐɹɹǝ ʇɐןʞs ndsıpǝ poʍu
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Re: King of the Hill II
by Walt Tue Jul 06, 2010 7:16 am
Me barfs it up and stabs Darre repeatedly with a rusty syringe.
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Re: King of the Hill II
by Darre Tue Jul 06, 2010 7:23 am
... Syringes are made of glass in Hillvania to prevent infection or harmful situations. Therefore you cannot possibly have a rusty syringe. ****** **** *****! (that was my command for the booby-traps) Goodbye Walter, I shall call you Walter now peasant.
My Hill!
My Hill!
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Re: King of the Hill II
by Ryzaa Tue Jul 06, 2010 8:29 am
It took me months to assemble the forces needed to take the hill for ourselves once again. I sent in troops under the cover of darkness, aiming to take out a few of his booby-traps before sunrise the next morning. They had succeeded, but quite a few of the troops I had sent out that night had not returned.
Morning came, Darre emerged on top of the hill.
He stared down at us, a look of surprise on his face.
"Storm the hill" I ordered. My army came from all sides, slowly advancing up the hill, waiting for Darre to make his move.
"****** **** *****!" Darre shouted.
My men were falling all around me. I had to shut of those booby-traps!
In a wild dash I made it to the top of the hill, and beheaded Darre in one swift motion.
After searching his pockets I found the shut-off code.
"***** **** ******!" I yelled.
My men, the few that were left, came and joined me at the top.
"For Ryzaa! For The Hill!"
My hill.
Morning came, Darre emerged on top of the hill.
He stared down at us, a look of surprise on his face.
"Storm the hill" I ordered. My army came from all sides, slowly advancing up the hill, waiting for Darre to make his move.
"****** **** *****!" Darre shouted.
My men were falling all around me. I had to shut of those booby-traps!
In a wild dash I made it to the top of the hill, and beheaded Darre in one swift motion.
After searching his pockets I found the shut-off code.
"***** **** ******!" I yelled.
My men, the few that were left, came and joined me at the top.
"For Ryzaa! For The Hill!"
My hill.
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Re: King of the Hill II
by Darre Tue Jul 06, 2010 8:45 am
After I came out of this crazy dream about Ryzaa claiming my hill kingdom, I realized that it was true and my body was about a foot left of me. Ryzaa standing overhead deep in a battle with me pets, I casually replaced my head and recuperated my wards. With my defenses weak and, pet's moral even weaker still I had to find some way to regain the hill.
Old but still reliable, the All Powerful Cave Hermit they call V was who I turned to. His wisdom great, and power just as equal was the key to helping me sit atop my kingdom once again. We formulated the plan one wintery day, it being a secret I cannot tell of it's details here but it worked. The second full moon of July V and I stormed the tirant Ryazaa's castle.
One by one guards and defended were destroyed. Ryzaa was waiting in his room with my pets in a cage at his left. This conversation was started and then followed by Ryzaa's death:
Ryzaa: Hello Darre. I have been expecting you.
Darre: Ryzaa you are a cheater, and have lost your sense of justice over these years. Come old friend don't make me hirt you. Just surrender my kingdom back to me.
Ryzaa: Oh you have grown into quite a new person too Darre, from the times when we were mere Children. As to surrender, I am certain that you cannot harm me. I will never surrender to a less powerful man.
Darre: This is your choice brother, I have tried to save you from succumbing to evil for far too long. Prepare your last words now, perhaps a last blurt of sympathy for our dear departed mother.
Ryzaa: you still do not get it do you Little Dar dar. You are less powerful than me.
Darre: Sorry Big Brother but I beg to differ.
My Hill!
Old but still reliable, the All Powerful Cave Hermit they call V was who I turned to. His wisdom great, and power just as equal was the key to helping me sit atop my kingdom once again. We formulated the plan one wintery day, it being a secret I cannot tell of it's details here but it worked. The second full moon of July V and I stormed the tirant Ryazaa's castle.
One by one guards and defended were destroyed. Ryzaa was waiting in his room with my pets in a cage at his left. This conversation was started and then followed by Ryzaa's death:
Ryzaa: Hello Darre. I have been expecting you.
Darre: Ryzaa you are a cheater, and have lost your sense of justice over these years. Come old friend don't make me hirt you. Just surrender my kingdom back to me.
Ryzaa: Oh you have grown into quite a new person too Darre, from the times when we were mere Children. As to surrender, I am certain that you cannot harm me. I will never surrender to a less powerful man.
Darre: This is your choice brother, I have tried to save you from succumbing to evil for far too long. Prepare your last words now, perhaps a last blurt of sympathy for our dear departed mother.
Ryzaa: you still do not get it do you Little Dar dar. You are less powerful than me.
Darre: Sorry Big Brother but I beg to differ.
My Hill!
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Re: King of the Hill II
by Ryzaa Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:59 am
"I can not be killed so easily..." Ryzaa said, clutching his side, trying to stop the blood. Then, he straighted. He looked pale, but there was no longer any blood. "You want The Hill? Take it if you dare."
The battle that then ensued over the ownership of The Hill laid havoc to both the castle and the land surrounding it. Both Ryzaa and Darre were equal in their attack. Neither looking the victor as yet, neither backing down.
Darre had managed to free his pets, Ryzaa had called upon his reserve frogzard army.
Ryzaa: By the way, how did you manage to get past all the guards?
Darre: I had help.
Ryzaa: Of course you did. You never could do anything on your own.
Was it that same hermit that helped you take over The Hill the first time?
Darre: Maybe, how did you know about that, anyway?
Ryzaa: The hermit helps anyone for a price, so, he can be bought.
V: Sorry Darre, I found a better offer. (
)
A look of frustration crossed Darre's face.
How could he do this to me? He thought.
Ryzaa: Well, well. Little Dar Dar does look unhappy.
Darre: No matter. I don't need the hermit to defeat you.
V: I beg to differ.
V threw something to Ryzaa, who caught it and put it in his pocket.
All the corruption of his time as tyrant of The Hill seemed to leek from his body. Black flames swirled about him.
Darre: What is this madness?
Ryzaa: This is... your Doom.
My hill.
The battle that then ensued over the ownership of The Hill laid havoc to both the castle and the land surrounding it. Both Ryzaa and Darre were equal in their attack. Neither looking the victor as yet, neither backing down.
Darre had managed to free his pets, Ryzaa had called upon his reserve frogzard army.
Ryzaa: By the way, how did you manage to get past all the guards?
Darre: I had help.
Ryzaa: Of course you did. You never could do anything on your own.
Was it that same hermit that helped you take over The Hill the first time?
Darre: Maybe, how did you know about that, anyway?
Ryzaa: The hermit helps anyone for a price, so, he can be bought.
V: Sorry Darre, I found a better offer. (
)A look of frustration crossed Darre's face.
How could he do this to me? He thought.
Ryzaa: Well, well. Little Dar Dar does look unhappy.
Darre: No matter. I don't need the hermit to defeat you.
V: I beg to differ.
V threw something to Ryzaa, who caught it and put it in his pocket.
All the corruption of his time as tyrant of The Hill seemed to leek from his body. Black flames swirled about him.
Darre: What is this madness?
Ryzaa: This is... your Doom.
My hill.
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Re: King of the Hill II
by Darre Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:30 am
This morning my doom overcame me, sending me into a turmoil of despair and laziness. I will from this moment on (to conserve my dwindling energy and power left from the fight with Ryzaa) have to sink into mediocrity of efforts to regain my once prosperous hill kingdom.
I rode upoupied with ripping down my majestic castle to put up camping grounds for his army - Ugh, I always hated his army. Always hiding behind it when I have completen the back of Gusty my now freed pet to the castle of Ryzaa. He being preoccd my conquests easily with help from a few partners - I stabbed his right hand man V (Don't ban me for shanking you...) and shoved Ryzaa down the hill.
My Hill!
I rode upoupied with ripping down my majestic castle to put up camping grounds for his army - Ugh, I always hated his army. Always hiding behind it when I have completen the back of Gusty my now freed pet to the castle of Ryzaa. He being preoccd my conquests easily with help from a few partners - I stabbed his right hand man V (Don't ban me for shanking you...) and shoved Ryzaa down the hill.
My Hill!
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Re: King of the Hill II
by wwwtoy Wed Jul 07, 2010 4:18 am
*punches Darre of the cliff* Wanna form a pact Ryzaa? :3
My hill
My hill
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