Re: Corrupt A Power II

by Mrsebi Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:20 pm

yeah, but you cant control them.
I can fly.

by **Altera** Fri Feb 25, 2011 4:35 pm

But you cannot steer yourself.

I can build anything that comes to mind out of anything that I can find around me.

by Mrsebi Fri Feb 25, 2011 6:19 pm

True, but as soon as you finish, it turns into an evil monster.
Teleportation to anywhwere I want

by **Tom Gaskarth** Fri Feb 25, 2011 6:47 pm

You can't think of anything

I can go ALL NIGHT BROTHER! WOO!

by Rixuel Sat Feb 26, 2011 10:03 am

You drink a lot of beers, you got drunk and then you fall asleep.

I can create iPhones.

by **Altera** Sat Feb 26, 2011 10:30 am

You attempt to sell them and are bludgeoned to death by Android fans.

I can travel using phone lines.

by Rixuel Sat Feb 26, 2011 10:32 am

Suddenly, you get cancer from relying the phone lines too much.

I can warp

by **Altera** Sat Feb 26, 2011 11:29 am

You warp so much that all of your internal organs have been displaced so that your stomach is in your armpit, your kidneys are in your eyesockets and your brain is in your left knee.

I can merge or divide tectonic plates

by Mrsebi Sun Feb 27, 2011 12:24 am

Im not going to bother wrecking this.
The changes results in massive global quakes that kill all life on earth.
I wish I wish I were a fish

by **Altera** Sun Feb 27, 2011 10:39 am

You become a male angler fish, and this is how the rest of your life goes.

I can do death-defying feats of acrobatics... without using my hands.

by **Darre** Sun Feb 27, 2011 1:29 pm

You can't always do them perfectly. One day you fall and land on oddly placed spikes dying a slow painful death.

(That was the single greatest presentation of relevant information about angler fish I have ever seen... I started writing this post at 12:25AM EST. I then read oatmeal comics until 1:28AM EST when I decided to finish the post. I blame you Altera for introducing me to awesome.)
I can read all comics ever made by the oatmeal without falling asleep due to extreme exhaustion.

by **Altera** Sun Feb 27, 2011 2:50 pm

You then decide to take on the complete works of David Willis. You are never seen again.

(You're welcome Darre XD )

I am immune to all criticism.

by Wixmagic Sun Feb 27, 2011 5:41 pm

Your art gets progressively worse as you are immune to criticism and only have good things said about your art.

I can summon breakfast waffles from the palms of my hands

by Crystal Lion Sun Feb 27, 2011 9:34 pm

Your palms become so greasy with butter that you literally have butterfingers, and can no longer grab anything properly.

I have a succubus' charm.

by Mrsebi Sun Feb 27, 2011 9:41 pm

Erm... same thing happens to you as in love potion No. 9, every single guy loves you so much he wants you, every girl hates you so much she wants you dead.
hormones... heh.
I wish I could shoot lasers from my eyes

by Wixmagic Sun Feb 27, 2011 9:43 pm

The lasers generate so much heat that you burn your own eyes out

I have the ability to create invisible walls

by Mrsebi Sun Feb 27, 2011 9:45 pm

fine, but you cant control it, and create invisible walls that slowly crush you in.
You die, horribly, slowly, and painfully, alone, and all thats left of you is a pile of bloody guts, which are eaten by crows as the walls dissipate with your death.
I wish I could make delicious sushi to eat

by **Altera** Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:49 am

You decide to open a highly successful sushi restaurant. Sushi chefs from all over the world become extremely jealous, bribe your supplier to swap your normal wasabi for one tainted with puffer fish poison. Hundreds die and you are imprisoned for life.

I can drink large amounts of water without succumbing to water poisoning.

by **Tim Hortans** Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:00 am

You drown.

I can do barrel rolls.

by Wixmagic Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:02 am

You barrel roll straight into a bomb

I can create electricity by clicking my fingers

by **Tim Hortans** Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:03 am

Do I even need to explain how bad that could go? You're drinking water and your fingers snap. Etc etc

I can hear EVERYTHING.

by **Altera** Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:13 am

There is not enough retcon in the world to help you unhear some of the things you hear.

I can determine what is wrong with any mechanical device by touching it.

by **Tom Gaskarth** Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:37 am

You can never fix them.

I can read minds.

by Rixuel Wed Mar 02, 2011 10:41 am

Over 9000 people thinking, you get headache :(

I can breath in space

by **Altera** Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:11 am

Nitrogen becomes deadly for you in high concentrations.

I can withstand deep sea pressures.

by Sponsored content