Re: Corrupt A Power II

by Nemo Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:30 am

I turn into Pac-man and eat you up. Wakawakawaka.

by **Altera** Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:33 am

Clyde gets you.

I am invulnerable to acids and bases.

by Nemo Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:35 am

You let me detect you.

I turn into an angry gorilla and chase you around the world. Twice

by **Altera** Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:36 am

Your heart gives out when you attempt to go around three times.

I can utilise swiftblade techniques.

by Nemo Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:37 am

I rise from the dead as an undead gorilla.

I begin to start a whole new Resident Evil series with you in it.

by **Altera** Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:40 am

I slap you with my reality bending parasol to get out of it.

I can make soundwaves in space.

by Nemo Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:42 am

I went to and came back from another dimension. Leading an army of Cheese Flavored Zombie Apples with me.

I can speak 12837582758437538456384728345 languages. Including Dog,Cat,Chicken and Fish.

by **Altera** Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:45 am

While you can speak the languages, you don't know what you are saying and offend the Exquistive Marxamaliion of Sachachoen who then beheads you.

I have great empathy with all beings.

by Nemo Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:49 am

My head then grows a body and my body then grows a head. I eat the Exquistive Marxamaliion of Sachachoen's face off and turn into a balloon.

I have Gas.

by **Altera** Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:51 am

You cause Global Warming and are banished from Earth.

I can stop time.

by Nemo Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:53 am

I started growing and growing as my gas level has reached over 9000!!!!! Then I start devouring the Earth while you're still on it.

I'm over 9000, what more do you want?

by **Altera** Sun Sep 12, 2010 10:01 am

You are defeated by someone who's over 10000

I can make art come to life.

by Nemo Sun Sep 12, 2010 10:06 am

I burn all your drawings at stake.

I have the powerful to turn life into drawings...

by **Altera** Sun Sep 12, 2010 10:10 am

You attempt to escape from authorities by turning yourself into one. You are then filed away as evidence in an oxygen free environment, until the files are destroyed in a mysterious fire.

I can be everywhere and nowhere.

by Nemo Sun Sep 12, 2010 10:12 am

I was behind you the whole time. The Nemo filed away is actually my clone! Bet you forgot bout him. I use a plastic spoon to slit your neck.

I use spoons to kill.

by **Altera** Sun Sep 12, 2010 10:16 am

Spoons are no match for blunt toothpicks.

I do not need to draw breath.

by Nemo Sun Sep 12, 2010 10:21 am

I eat blunt tooth picks for brunch.

I can eat anything unedible but cannot eat anything edible which in a way contradicts itself therefore dividing by zero and killing use all. Game Over.

by **Altera** Sun Sep 12, 2010 10:24 am

You are confused by dieticians. They screw it up for you.

I can use M-theory to my advantage.

by Nemo Sun Sep 12, 2010 10:33 am

(While in a black hole created by me dividing by zero) I start shouting "BEAM ME UP, SCOTTY!" and he does so. Now I am aboard The Enterprise leading an army of Spocks heading to Tera's direction.

I am on The Enterprise. Be afraid. Very afraid.

by **Altera** Sun Sep 12, 2010 10:40 am

The Enterprise ends up in a Kobayashi Maru situation and cannot cheat it's way out of it. you are now atoms scattered in the cosmos.

I can rewire human brains.

by Nemo Sun Sep 12, 2010 10:42 am

While lost in space i see a white flash.Suddenly. Everything goes white. I realize that I'm at the edge of the universe. Yay? I can now see whatever you are doing, make you do whatever i want you to do, and eat fast food all day whilst staying in shape.

I'm in heaven.

by 5secondchaos Sun Sep 12, 2010 6:27 pm

You take the wrong door and go to the land of Chuck Norris.

I'm in the Land of Chuck Norris.

by Nemo Sun Sep 12, 2010 6:30 pm

I punch secondchaos out of the Land of Chuck Norris.

I am Chuck Norris.

by **Altera** Sun Sep 12, 2010 6:40 pm

The universe cannot withstand the awesomeness of two Chuck Norrises. You are promptly written out of existence to maintain the status quo.

I am one with the Living Force.

by Nemo Sun Sep 12, 2010 7:29 pm

Without my existence, there is too little awesomeness in the universe so the universe starts to split in half, divide by zero , then divide by zero again.

Altera called me awesome.

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