Re: Vamp's Mistake!! TR's Unforgettable Adventure! The Cafe of Conversing

by **Erik** Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:06 am

Mrsebi wrote:
Erik wrote:I'd love to be in Feudal Japan, taunting some shoguns and chillin' with my ninja brethren.
Ninjas were proffessional spies: as such they acted like... well, spies.
The whole concept of a shuriken throwing black garbed marial artist is pure fiction. Real ones dressed and acted like farmers or other low ranking jobs.

Does that have anything to do with what I said? No. Did I know that already from having seen an episode of Deadliest Warrior? Yes.

Don't assume I believe in stereotypes.

by Felix Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:05 pm

I don't care what I am. this sounds awesome (the hundreds years war didn't last a hundred years, might I add.. it lasted 112, and was a series of small battles and name calling, just saying.. and showin off my history skills.) what if we were sent to WWI?

by Mrsebi Fri Jul 22, 2011 8:43 pm

Erik wrote:
Mrsebi wrote:
Erik wrote:I'd love to be in Feudal Japan, taunting some shoguns and chillin' with my ninja brethren.
Ninjas were proffessional spies: as such they acted like... well, spies.
The whole concept of a shuriken throwing black garbed marial artist is pure fiction. Real ones dressed and acted like farmers or other low ranking jobs.

Does that have anything to do with what I said? No. Did I know that already from having seen an episode of Deadliest Warrior? Yes.

Don't assume I believe in stereotypes.

My point is ''chillin' with my ninja brethren'' would be very very dull.

by **Tom Gaskarth** Fri Jul 22, 2011 8:49 pm

What is this Hundred Year War?
If it's a real thing then send me to Japan please.
Unless I can be a commander.

by **Tim Hortans** Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:57 pm

But sebi, none of your facts said anything about how Ninjas like to party. So maybe it would be really fun to chill with some Ninjas. I bet they love to get down.

by **Cial** Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:02 pm

Tom Gaskarth wrote:What is this Hundred Year War?
If it's a real thing then send me to Japan please.
Unless I can be a commander.

You're not a commander, not a captain, and sure as hell not the AI.

by **Tom Gaskarth** Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:11 pm

Cial, It won't actually be me, it'll be Xusha's interpretation of me. Which is over 90000000000000 times as smart as I am.

by **Juliana** Sat Jul 23, 2011 1:22 am

Tom, the Hundred Years War was a dispute between the English and French monarchies that wound up creating the English and French national identities. Ended when the French holy warrior Joan of Arc (or Jeanne d'Arc, if you're French) broke with tradition, became a female military commander, and rallied the French army to victory.

by Shadz Sat Jul 23, 2011 1:27 am

Frenchies never win? :D

by **Juliana** Sat Jul 23, 2011 1:48 am

The French DID win this war. Completely routed the English. It was only after the war ended that Joan was captured by the Burgundians (allies of the English), tried in a church court, and executed.

by **Tom Gaskarth** Sat Jul 23, 2011 2:09 am

I'm Welsh so what does that mean? :D

by **Juliana** Sat Jul 23, 2011 2:32 am

Means that you're descended from a group of people who were well out of it; Wales was off doing its own thing at the time. (Also, cool--I'm part-Welsh! Among many other things.)

by **Cial** Sat Jul 23, 2011 3:10 am

If I join this war thing, I want to be French.

J'adore le cuisine.

by **Winnie** Sat Jul 23, 2011 4:33 am

If I join this war thing, can I be British? I'm half british. :)

J'adore lire! I'll go read this now.

by Arch Fiend Sun Jul 24, 2011 6:16 am

if im included dont portray me as one of vamparagons forces, im neutral as you know xusha :3

by **Erik** Sun Jul 24, 2011 6:25 am

Juliana wrote:Tom, the Hundred Years War was a dispute between the English and French monarchies that wound up creating the English and French national identities. Ended when the French holy warrior Joan of Arc (or Jeanne d'Arc, if you're French) broke with tradition, became a female military commander, and rallied the French army to victory.

It gave France the identity that people see them with? Odd, I would think they would get a good identity from winning the war.

by Felix Sun Jul 24, 2011 6:34 am

it also led to the french revolution. lots of revolts. practice revolts.

Do you hear the people sing? Lost in the valley of the night. It is the music of a people who are climbing to the light... But seriously, did you know that the french almost voted Do You Hear the People Sing? as their secondary national anthem?

no, but I believed there post-revolution anthem was very cool, heard of it somewhere..

by **Juliana** Sun Jul 24, 2011 6:54 am

Oh, this was what gave the French people their identity as "French." The "French people lose" thing didn't come about until much, much later.

by **Cial** Sun Jul 24, 2011 12:38 pm

DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING, SINGING THE SONG OF ANGRY MEN....

IT IS THE MUSIC OF A PEOPLE WHO WILL NOT BE SLAVES AGAIN!
WHEN THE BEATING OF YOUR HEART ECHOES THE BEATING OF THE DRUM, THERE IS A LIFE ABOUT TO START WHEN TOMORROW COMES!

WILL YOU JOIN IN OUR CRUSADE? WHO WILL BE STRONG AND STAND WITH ME? BEYOND THE BARRICA---

...why yes, I am in a production of Les Miserables right now, why do you ask?

by **Erik** Sun Jul 24, 2011 12:41 pm

Juliana wrote:Oh, this was what gave the French people their identity as "French." The "French people lose" thing didn't come about until much, much later.

I meant that they are silly nannies.

by **Cial** Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:17 pm

Erik wrote:
Juliana wrote:Oh, this was what gave the French people their identity as "French." The "French people lose" thing didn't come about until much, much later.

I meant that they are silly nannies.

>Guillotine all their leaders
>Silly nannies

by **Tom Gaskarth** Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:57 pm

In related news

>women told to leave the room
>cial leaves
>truths

trollface

by **Cial** Mon Jul 25, 2011 9:47 am

Tom Gaskarth wrote:In related news

>women told to leave the room
>cial leaves
>truths

>Women enter room
>Tom tries to hit on them
>Women leave
>truths

trollface

by **Tim Hortans** Mon Jul 25, 2011 9:14 pm

Cial wrote:
Tom Gaskarth wrote:In related news

>women told to leave the room
>cial leaves
>truths

>Women enter room
>Tom tries to hit on them
>Women leave
>truths

>Women enter room
>Tom tries to hit on them
>Women and Tom become friends for the rest of their life
>every time

FTFY

by **Cial** Mon Jul 25, 2011 9:22 pm

Tim Hortans wrote:
Cial wrote:
Tom Gaskarth wrote:In related news

>women told to leave the room
>cial leaves
>truths

>Women enter room
>Tom tries to hit on them
>Women leave
>truths

>Women enter room
>Tom tries to hit on them
>Women and Tom become friends for the rest of their life
>every time

FTFY

>Women enter room
>Tom tries to hit on them
>Women and Tom become friends for the rest of their life
>Tom wears dresses and watches chick flicks
>every time

trollface

FTFY

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