Re: Star Wars Kinect

by **DigDog** Wed Apr 04, 2012 5:11 am

[GM]Dave wrote:What the hell happened to video games?

Video games are meant to be played sat on a couch barely breathing, chip crumbs resting on your lap. The only thing that should be moving is your thumbs.

Occasionally, you may need to use an index finger for the trigger buttons.

But that's it.

Theoretically, someone viewing you from even a short distance away should have to wonder if you're even still alive. You should look like you're barely clinging to life.

That's what video games are all about.

by **Erik** Wed Apr 04, 2012 6:03 am

LIGHTSABERS.

I have a Wii, that was a bad enough investment, no Kinect and no PS Move for me.

by Leb Wed Apr 04, 2012 2:18 pm

First people were saying that the Wii's gimmick was stupid and just a gimmick for the sake of being a gimmick.

Then Sony stole the idea and Microsoft made a gimmick that made it possible to look even more of an idiot than you could ever look like with the Wii.

Hilaaaaaaaaaaaaarious.

by **DigDog** Wed Apr 04, 2012 9:02 pm

by **Thoru** Wed Apr 04, 2012 9:41 pm

IN WHAT F*CKING UNIVERSE IS THAT STAR WARS?!

by **Cial** Thu Apr 05, 2012 2:51 am

>Star Wars Kinect

OWW MY CHILDHOOD.

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