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OUR DOMAIN IS ABOUT TO EXPIRE
Sun Apr 27, 2014 8:43 am by V
but I renewed it.
what have YOU done today, TR?
also I'm not sure if heartbleed effected us but you should probably not change your password, the jitterbug gang are working hard and they need …
what have YOU done today, TR?
also I'm not sure if heartbleed effected us but you should probably not change your password, the jitterbug gang are working hard and they need …
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Fort Regulars
Hello there everyone. It's Peregrine here to tell you the way in which you all die horribly.
Actually it's optional. If you don't want to die horribly feel free to carry on browsing the forums.
Now with that out of the way, I shall actually make a topic to go with this thread.
Dwarf Fortress is a game where you start with seven dwarves and you build a fortress from the ground up. In this little game, your dwarves face numerous challenges. Most of them resulting in horrible deaths, which is why I added a warning of sorts to the opening of this thread. In this thread, I'm going to start a community fortress with TR. In a community fortress, you name dwarves after members of a forum community and then write journal entries from the standpoint of one dwarf about the silly things the rest of the dwarves are up to, like adopting numerous donkeys, wearing socks on their hands, thinking sand is cheese, hanging babies from dining room ceilings on shoelaces, and the like. I will be the person playing the game for this fortress, and the rest of you can laugh along with me as you read my interpretations of what your dwarven halves are doing.
You can claim any dwarf not currently named after a member of TR as your own.
Actually it's optional. If you don't want to die horribly feel free to carry on browsing the forums.
Now with that out of the way, I shall actually make a topic to go with this thread.
Dwarf Fortress is a game where you start with seven dwarves and you build a fortress from the ground up. In this little game, your dwarves face numerous challenges. Most of them resulting in horrible deaths, which is why I added a warning of sorts to the opening of this thread. In this thread, I'm going to start a community fortress with TR. In a community fortress, you name dwarves after members of a forum community and then write journal entries from the standpoint of one dwarf about the silly things the rest of the dwarves are up to, like adopting numerous donkeys, wearing socks on their hands, thinking sand is cheese, hanging babies from dining room ceilings on shoelaces, and the like. I will be the person playing the game for this fortress, and the rest of you can laugh along with me as you read my interpretations of what your dwarven halves are doing.
You can claim any dwarf not currently named after a member of TR as your own.
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I don't get it. ._.
I'll be a Bone Carver.
I'll be a Bone Carver.
Shadow- this is a title
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Don't do it pere....don't infect this forum with it too.....WILL YOU STOP AT NOTHING PERE?!
Deathclaws- Artist
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I tried actually playing the game
I downloaded it but I couldn't play the game because I needed to press "F8". Which doesn't do anything on the game for my computer.
I downloaded it but I couldn't play the game because I needed to press "F8". Which doesn't do anything on the game for my computer.
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Oh come on DC. Don't be such a party pooper.
I'll be poopin on your party all day if its about Dwarf fortress >.> Its an unholy abomination of addiction, and deserves to be cast into the depths of silver hair....
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You can reassign key bindings by pressing esc to open the main menu and then going into the key bindings interface.Flaw of Insanity wrote:I tried actually playing the game
I downloaded it but I couldn't play the game because I needed to press "F8". Which doesn't do anything on the game for my computer.
Even though I'm clearly a bit late.
Also as for YOU DEATHCLAWS.
I haven't actually played dwarf fort in about five months.
Gotta get my fix somehow, man.
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Okay
That means I can play.
YAY!
I'll beHeavy rock lifter upper. Milker.
That means I can play.
YAY!
I'll be
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I can has Siege Operator?
But, where do I even find the game?
But, where do I even find the game?
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Dake- Cheezburger
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The Esc key isn't working for me on the menu to set up the hotkeys. Is there a different key for that on a Mac keyboard?
Nevermind, had to go fullscreen.
Nevermind, had to go fullscreen.
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I want to be a stone craftier
also this should be moved to unofficial games
also this should be moved to unofficial games
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http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/But, where do I even find the game?
I'll be the only one playing the actual TR save file, though.
Honestly, I have no idea since I can't seem to find any mac key binding tuts anywhere. I'm sure they must exist since there's a mac version of the game and people do use macs, but google has never heard of them before.The Esc key isn't working for me on the menu to set up the hotkeys. Is there a different key for that on a Mac keyboard?
EDIT: Oh look that's seven. Looks like we have no miners, so I'll change from being an engraver to being a miner. Otherwise we'd all be standing around doing nothing for about two years game time.
That would be boring.
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Eh. So shall it begin?
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I embarked on a prarie, which is where we'll be building our glorious fortress. There's only one problem, and that is that I was just attacked by hordes of creatures.
I'll post a journal entry after this battle is finished. It sure is a good thing Vamp changed to "something actiony" or else we'd all be dead.
I'll post a journal entry after this battle is finished. It sure is a good thing Vamp changed to "something actiony" or else we'd all be dead.
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Journal of Peregrine, 7th Malachite, 262, Mid-Summer.
I say, nothing like a wagon ride. Just you, six of your kin, dreaming of all the riches that await you. Or at least, it was all fun and games, but then...
Rhesus macaques out of nowhere! Fiends! Come to steal our cave spider silk rope no doubt! It was madness. Eight villainous rhesus macaques against seven noble dwarves, two loyal dogs, a stoic horse and a smelly mule. We immediately ran away, for we were outnumbered by the monkeys. But wait, were we cowards, or was it perhaps, a cunning flank? As the rhesus macaques thought their victory assured our expedition leader, a dwarf named Vamparagon leaped from the wagon flanked by the two dogs. They tore through the rhesus macaques, killing all eight of them.
And we helped! Sorta.
After this minor setback we set to work immediately. I dug out a main farming and community level into the mountain side and then started to dig downwards where I'm working on a crafting level. While we labour, our leader Vamp goes around flanked by his two wardogs and barks orders at us, occasionally giving the odd lazy dwarf a jab with his crossbow.
And sometimes when he has the time off he fishes.
Truly he is the dwarf we all aspire to be.
I say, nothing like a wagon ride. Just you, six of your kin, dreaming of all the riches that await you. Or at least, it was all fun and games, but then...
Rhesus macaques out of nowhere! Fiends! Come to steal our cave spider silk rope no doubt! It was madness. Eight villainous rhesus macaques against seven noble dwarves, two loyal dogs, a stoic horse and a smelly mule. We immediately ran away, for we were outnumbered by the monkeys. But wait, were we cowards, or was it perhaps, a cunning flank? As the rhesus macaques thought their victory assured our expedition leader, a dwarf named Vamparagon leaped from the wagon flanked by the two dogs. They tore through the rhesus macaques, killing all eight of them.
And we helped! Sorta.
After this minor setback we set to work immediately. I dug out a main farming and community level into the mountain side and then started to dig downwards where I'm working on a crafting level. While we labour, our leader Vamp goes around flanked by his two wardogs and barks orders at us, occasionally giving the odd lazy dwarf a jab with his crossbow.
And sometimes when he has the time off he fishes.
Truly he is the dwarf we all aspire to be.
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I want to be a animal trainer!
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Toy its too late, there are already 7 dwarves.
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So it's our dream to become fisherAnd sometimes when he has the time off he fishes.
Truly he is the dwarf we all aspire to be.
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