Fort Regulars

Here's a question Pere, is this for the most part real, within the game or whatever? Or do you just make it all up? If you do make it up, props to you man ;)

Most stuff happens to a small degree, but I make up all the details.

For example, the bolded stuff in the following entry is things that actually happened in the game, and the normal stuff is just things I made up so you all don't lose interest in me:

Journal of Peregrine, 12th Sandstone, 263, Mid-Autumn.

I struck some coal recently. Everyone was excited because it meant there might actually be some work to be done, but to their disappointment Erik decided to steal a bunch for a creation he'd been talking about for a while. He finished it today, it's a glass amulet. Apparently, it is craftsmanship of the highest quality, but Vamp says that Erik forgot to engrave "the face of your emperor" on it so we had to throw him in jail anyway.

In other news, Vamp decided that with a goblin attack becoming more likely every day, it's about time we made an army. Vamp decided to take the "most useless" people in the fort and recruit them. The army now totals eight people, although apparently Cial was also recruited but didn't show up, and now can't be found anywhere. I wonder where he could be. Maybe he fell in the river.

On that note, we're running low on booze. I sure hope we don't all die of dehydration.

So you see here that Erik didn't actually use any coal (normally he would use coal as fuel for the glassmaker furnace, but since this craft was classified as an artifact, he didn't need to) to make his glass amulet, Vamp didn't actually have Erik sentenced to jail for forgetting to engrave his face into the amulet, Vamp wasn't in charge of recruiting the army, and Cial never got recruited.

what have I been up too?

You've been busy making crafts constantly. The only problem is that we don't have any place to put them, so hundreds of crafts are lying around in the fort. I'll take a screenshot later today.

Nothing whatsoever.

Also. I know I said I'd take a pic of all our crafts, but due to the fact that I now have more crafts than are on the screen, that is impossible. So have some math instead:

https://2img.net/h/oi39.tinypic.com/2uqd3co.jpg

We have about six times that.

Can I wear my amulet? ;)

No. It's too busy being horded by the emperor Vamp.

Maybe once we overthrow him you can.

Hey, that was to be kept secret D:< Offtopic: Nice job on the speech btw

Ontopic: Vamp is being so greedy with our stuff :/