Re: Space Station 13

by Mrsebi Wed Jun 27, 2012 12:19 pm

DigDog wrote:
Changeling parasting now only affects muscles. It weakens you, but does not silence you.
Blitzkrieg TomLing needs a new strategy.

Also, server is up, everyone get on.

Thank Fuckinng God.

''Hey, how about a sting that silences people, makes the immobile, and can be used from a range?'' NO!

Seriously, the ONly threat a changeling will usually face is that someone walks in on them while they are evil-ing.

by Mrsebi Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:40 am

Lawyer runs are pretty fun. One of them had me work together with sec, got people released early, had fun. Even rose up and helped fight some syndicates, then built sec bots and got a hulk implant.

Other round was fun too, similar vein.

Then I had a lovely one where all of security was hyper agressive to me, captain had to authorize my Sec access (seriously?). And when I entered to get a pair of sunglasses and a sec headset, I got beaten to near death, yelled at, and stripped + thrown in perma)

loving shitcurity.

by **Cial** Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:03 am

>Need guns to fight blob
>Run into sec because doors were open
>"HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE HURR"
>"The doors were open"
>"Released" after prison sentence
>Keep prisoner contained with energy guns
>Prisoner shot and killed in front of Frank Stewart.

by Mrsebi Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:22 am

I mean. I can understand people getting upset if I grab flashes or guns. But glasses and headset?
Headset is sorta needed for lawyer, to know what's going on.
Glasses are needed because security always goes apeshit with the stationary flashes. Everyone is running around in sec and it's hard to move around, can I at least get one of the five pair of glas- LOLNOTENMIN!

by **DigDog** Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:24 am

Server is up, let's play.

by Mrsebi Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:51 pm

That was an awesome round. Thank you Dig.

by **DigDog** Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:24 pm

You're welcome.

In other news, server is up once more.

by Mrsebi Fri Jun 29, 2012 12:43 am

My Round:
Start as lawyer.
HoP is gone, Captain is spacing, HoS refuses to give me Sec access (on a logical argument, but hey, I still need to do my job)
Captain comes back and grants me authorization, HoP however insists on getting the head of the slain clown before he gives me access.
I present the argument that I can't really go clown hunting, HoP removes all my access and changes my job to clown sympathizer.
Talk to HoS, he says he will go talk to the HoP, who is missing again.
HoP comes back and fixes my ID, but forgets the sec.
Not wanting to wait in line anymore, I go to genetics for powers.
Geneticist wants food.
I get him a giant mega bite burger.
He gives me powers.
At that moment, the clown, who had just ben brought in, explodes: blowing up all of genetics.

That was kind of a shaggy dog story, huh?

by **DigDog** Fri Jun 29, 2012 10:32 am

I just realized that cultists have a traitor uplink with 10 crystals.

I did not know that. That makes being a cultist a bit easier.

by Leb Fri Jun 29, 2012 1:52 pm

Well that makes a whole lot of sense, doesn't it?

by Mrsebi Fri Jun 29, 2012 11:09 pm

~~BATMAN~~ OWLMAN WAS THE HERO THE STATION NEEDED AND THE HERO IT DID NOT DESERVE. BUT OWLMAN DID NOT CARE! OWLMAN WAS GENEROUS, OWLMAN WISHED TO BRING ALL THE EVILDOERS TO JUSTICE, AND OWLMAN DID! TAKING HIS BLESSED OWL SUIT OF POWER AND OBTAINING EQUIPMENT AND ID ACCESS FROM A GENEROUS DEAD ENGINEER. THUS OWLMAN BROUGHT A NEW ERA OF PEACE TO THE STATION, BUT NOT ALL WERE SO KIND AS REDSUITS INVADED INTENT ON BRINGING THE ~~CITY~~ STATION TO ITS KNEES. AND THUS THE OWLMAN, WHO KNEW IT WAS THE WORK OF HIS ARCHENEMY: THE ~~JOKER~~ HARLEQUIN HAD TO PREVENT THE EVIL VILLAINS FROM ESCAPING THE CRIME SCENE. THUS OWLMAN TOOK IT UPON HIMSELF TO PROCURE A HOLY TANK OF PLASMA AND IGNITE THE ESCAPE SHUTTLE, SO ALL THOSE FOUL FIENDS WOULD BE FORCED TO *gasp* REMAIN WITHIN. THUS OWLMAN WOULD CAPTURE THEM, ALAS, OWLMAN WAS WEAKEND FROM THE HOLY FIRE AND COULD NOT RUN FROM THE ANGRY CORRUPT POLICE FORCE (no seriously, they were all traitors). WHO PROMPTLY ARRESTED OWLMAN, AND WHILE OWLMANS ENGINEER FRIEND TRIED TO RESCUE HIM; THE SECURITY FOUGHT BACK AND OWLMAN WAS KILLED IN THE FIREFIGHT!

THUS THE LESSON HERE IS CLEAR, DO NOT KILL OWLMAN FOR GREAT TRAVESTY WILL BEFALL THE STATION! INDEED THE HARLEQUIN SOON ACTIVATED HIS HARLEQUIN TOXIN NUKE, AND THE ENTIRE STATION WAS OBLITERATED, KILLING ALL AND RESULTING IN MANY MANY MANY DEATHS AND SAD CRYING MOTHERS OF THOSE KILLED.

HOOT HOOT HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

by **Cial** Sat Jun 30, 2012 12:09 am

That sounds oddly familiar to the round I had.

by Mrsebi Sat Jun 30, 2012 12:26 am

Playing normally, chilling.
Two guys start hunting me down, attacking me on false pretenses.
Security sees these guys attack me, they get arrested multiple times.
They get let go, and COME AFTER ME AGAIN.
THIS KEEPS HAPPENING.
ONE OF THEM EVEN BECOMES SECURITY AS WELL.
WHAT THE HELL?

They actually started murdering random people with gasmasks on the pretense that it could be me. And then justified it by me being an ''obvious'' traitor.

How?
Did I murder anyone?
Did I take out traitor items? Or otherwise try to steal anything significant?
No, all I did was weld the chapal doors shut and build random walls in the station, what the hell is wrong with these guys? But of course, no admins on, so nothing will happen to them.

Admin came one, said it was valid. Let's see...

The one who started hunting me wasn't, the one who later joined in was.

by **Tom Gaskarth** Sat Jun 30, 2012 1:03 am

Stop Trying To Be A Troll On Public Servers

by **Tim Hortans** Sat Jun 30, 2012 1:12 am

Yeah Sebi Just Stop

by **DigDog** Sat Jun 30, 2012 1:51 am

It's Friday and the server is now up. Let's do this.

by **Cial** Sat Jun 30, 2012 10:46 pm

HEY GUESS WHAT.
THE SERVER IS UP.
AND SATURDAY IS PERE AND CIAL RUN THE SERVER DAY.

by **Tom Gaskarth** Sun Jul 01, 2012 1:22 am

Hey guys, let's try this again.

by Mrsebi Sun Jul 01, 2012 3:09 am

Play a traitor lawyer, achive my goal without doing jack.
Running a link lawyer now, this co-lawyer was bitching about a clown being released early, despite both me and the CLOWN HIMSELF saying it was fine and a fair time.
Won't be able to win though, some idiot managed to blow up all of science alongside the plasma tank Ineeded.

by **DigDog** Sun Jul 01, 2012 6:10 am

There's a plasma tank in the engineering secure storage.

by Mrsebi Sun Jul 01, 2012 10:16 pm

It was gone.

Playing as lawyer, go into security.
An officer walks in, yells that I'm not allowed in there, stuns me and throws me out.
I walk back in, since I have access.
Idiot screams that I'm a traitor, and beats me to death.
Shitcurity at it's finest ladies and gentlemen.

Similar round again, a psycho keeps throwing me and the other lawyers out, and constantly pushing to murder everyone.
Seriously, was I like this? Wow.

by **DigDog** Sun Jul 01, 2012 11:56 pm

How about telling people that you were granted access instead of just walking back in acting all smug?

by Peregrine Mon Jul 02, 2012 12:13 am

How about people ask him if he has authorization to be there instead of just killing him? Lawyers are often granted access to security so it's unreasonable to outright kill lawyers because they're in security. Sebi's in the right here, not that you'll ever admit it because he's Sebi.

by Leb Mon Jul 02, 2012 12:27 am

Sebi, you were worse. To specify, kill first, toss their corpse to space/gib their body before you ask questions. All questions asked were of yourself, since you never report forward that you just murdered someone because that'd get you killed, AND YOU WANT TO LIIIIIIIIIIVE!

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