Re: Answer a Question II

by Mrsebi Wed Mar 02, 2011 2:41 pm

Jack Sparrow drank it all.
Why the hell are they making a 4th Pirates of the Caribbean movie?

by **Altera** Wed Mar 02, 2011 2:46 pm

Because people want to see more of Cap'n Jack Sparrow and the studio doesn't mind obliging them.

Why are Margherita pizzas so delicious?

by Mrsebi Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:29 pm

Because its pizza!
favourite Pizza?

by **Altera** Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:20 pm

Toss up between Margherita and Meat Lovers.

Why are most people unprepared for natural disasters?

by Mrsebi Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:09 pm

because we never assume it could happen to us.
Why do I like pizza tropicana so much? (ham, cheese, tomato sauce, pineapple and shrimp)

by **Altera** Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:28 pm

Because you consider it to be a delicious pizza to nom.

Why doesn't anyone else remember "Mummies Alive"?

by Mrsebi Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:45 pm

Never head of it.
Why am I a guy?

by **Darre** Thu Mar 03, 2011 3:34 am

See there was this one sperm that was like, "Imma win!" So he did and beat all his other sperm friends into deathness. He got these blueprints with dood instructions on them, and so he hooked up with this egg and they built youse as a guy

~ Guy I know that will explain anything to you when requested, at the best of his ability, with complete seriousness

How old is the moon?

by **Tom Gaskarth** Thu Mar 03, 2011 3:48 am

Roughly as old as the earth.

Why do I know that?

by Mrsebi Thu Mar 03, 2011 4:56 am

because you are white and nerdy.
Why IS the moon as old as the earth?

Spoiler:

by **Tom Gaskarth** Thu Mar 03, 2011 5:06 am

Mrsebi wrote:because you are white and nerdy.
Why IS the moon as old as the earth?

Spoiler:

What was that for? ;-;

And there are many theories on how the moon was created.

Why did Sebi needlessly hate on me then?

by Mrsebi Thu Mar 03, 2011 5:21 am

IT WAS PROBABLE!
and its because you are such a wuss.
Why is Tom such a wuss?

by **Altera** Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:42 am

He isn't. You just perceive as being as such.

Why did I sleep til noon today?

by Crystal Lion Fri Mar 04, 2011 8:36 am

You stayed up late last night.

Why does everyone unfamiliar with me think I look like a 15-year-old?

by **Erik** Fri Mar 04, 2011 9:26 am

Because you look young for your age, a gift you will appreciate when you're older.

Why do I always have my most major tests all on the same day?

by **Altera** Fri Mar 04, 2011 10:31 am

Because Asians look younger in general.

Why does my workplace ask me to work when I'm not available to do so?

by Mrsebi Fri Mar 04, 2011 6:11 pm

Because they need someone to do the work.
Why does Altera wear a black jumpsuit/skirt/whatever the heck that thing he avatar is wearing is called?

by Crystal Lion Fri Mar 04, 2011 9:46 pm

It's a minidress and she likes it.

Why do I get headaches from lack of sleep?

by **Altera** Sat Mar 05, 2011 1:01 am

It's your body's way of telling you to get more rest.

Why am I up so early?

by **Darre** Sat Mar 05, 2011 2:27 am

You couldn't sleep.

What is the meaning of life?

by **Altera** Sat Mar 05, 2011 8:18 am

Something to do before you die.

Why is my room a mess again?

by Guest Sat Mar 05, 2011 9:21 am

~~You have a room?~~ Probably because you've forgotten to clean it.

Why do petrol fumes smell so good?

by **Altera** Sat Mar 05, 2011 9:55 am

Because that's how the fumes draw you in to give you cancer.

Why is my dog confused about my boyfriend?

by Crystal Lion Sat Mar 05, 2011 10:24 am

He wonders if he should chase your boyfriend away.

Why do fat dogs have sticks for legs?

by **Juliana** Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:10 am

Because their legs are at their natural size.

If a tree falls in a forest in Africa and the only person to hear it is the President of the United States, would it cause an international incident?

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