Re: Answer a Question II

by **Altera** Thu May 12, 2011 10:58 am

Because the night is illogical.

Why do I feel so tired?

by Crystal Lion Thu May 12, 2011 10:59 am

Done a lot today?

Why do I feel like throwing up when I'm nervous?

by **Juliana** Thu May 12, 2011 11:01 am

Because your nerves are very excitable.

Why am I listening to a bunch of music several years old?

by **Altera** Thu May 12, 2011 11:20 am

Because it's much better than the modern auto-tuned baloney that is churned out these days.

Why is everyone freaking out over me acquiring a firearms licence?

by **Juliana** Thu May 12, 2011 11:22 am

Because you are formidable enough without a gun. You with a gun would be utterly indomitable.

Why do I experience a sudden compulsion to employ complex or otherwise unusually sophisticated verbiage?

by **Altera** Thu May 12, 2011 11:32 am

Because you are having a verbose-y moment.

Is the music contagious?

by **Juliana** Thu May 12, 2011 11:34 am

Yes. Very.

How tall is a banana tree?

by **Altera** Thu May 12, 2011 11:46 am

Not tall enough for me to not climb.

Why are spicy variants of foods made to a higher level of quality than normal ones?

by Crystal Lion Thu May 12, 2011 1:59 pm

Because cooks have to get their money's worth out of it?

Why do I feel so happy now?

by **Altera** Thu May 12, 2011 2:59 pm

Something wonderful happened to you (I'm guessing you got your exam results).

Why do Biketron's spokes keep breaking?

by Crystal Lion Thu May 12, 2011 6:24 pm

They're too old? (Yes, I did.)

How would you deal with a crazy fan in general?

by **Altera** Thu May 12, 2011 6:39 pm

Cold water and plenty of it.

What happens to a marshmellow in boiling water?

by **Juliana** Fri May 13, 2011 2:03 am

Nothing good, I'm sure.

Where has the time gone?

by **Altera** Fri May 13, 2011 4:09 am

Into the past.

Why does my back hurt?

by **Juliana** Fri May 13, 2011 7:48 am

You've been sitting in weird ways again, haven't you?

Why must I answer a question with a question?

by **Altera** Fri May 13, 2011 11:46 am

Because it's in your nature, isn't it?

Why do I hardly ever wear dresses?

by **Juliana** Sat May 14, 2011 11:32 pm

Because you spend too much time running around and doing other non-dress-compatible things?

Why is my brother listening to the same few songs over and over?

by **Altera** Sun May 15, 2011 11:54 am

Because he is of narrow musical tastes.

Why are the only shorts currently available either bike shorts or stubbies?

by Crystal Lion Sun May 15, 2011 5:13 pm

The other shorts have been sold out.

Can you make a bedsheet out of satin cloth alone?

by **Altera** Sun May 15, 2011 5:22 pm

Probably, but it'd be quite expensive.

I have 2 meters of gorgeous red Chinese brocade, what should I do with it?

by **Juliana** Sun May 15, 2011 11:18 pm

Make a costume!

How am I supposed to write three questions to ask an obstetrician?

by **Altera** Mon May 16, 2011 5:22 am

Look up what they do, then ask questions about things you don't understand.

Why am I listening to "Jack Sparrow"?

by **Juliana** Tue May 17, 2011 2:34 am

Because you like it more than you'd like to believe you do.

Why am I so hungry?

by **Altera** Tue May 17, 2011 4:04 am

You forgot to consume a hearty and filling breakfast.

Why do I keep having dreams where someone keeps mixing up the order of my copics?

by **Juliana** Tue May 17, 2011 10:20 am

Because you are OBSESSED with such thoughts in the waking world! MUHAHAHA!

Erm, sorry--why did I just laugh evilly over that?

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