Re: Answer a Question II

by **Altera** Tue May 17, 2011 12:08 pm

Because the darkness is encroaching upon your psyche.

Why didn't the lecturer turn up to today's evolutionary ecology tutorial?

by **Juliana** Wed May 18, 2011 3:33 am

~~He forgot the time~~ No, it was because he was attacked by fire-breathing ninjas riding on giraffe-back and couldn't fight them off until after it was supposed to be over!

Why is it so much fun to come up with silly answers?

by **Altera** Wed May 18, 2011 5:13 am

Because it is so much fun to let loose with your overactive imagination.

Why am I not hungry?

by **Juliana** Thu May 19, 2011 2:20 am

Because your food is magically expanding in your stomach and doesn't need replacing.

Why am I hungry all the time now?

by **Altera** Thu May 19, 2011 4:35 am

You possess a hyper-metabolism.

Why am I so busy?

by **Juliana** Thu May 19, 2011 7:31 am

You just keep filling up your plate with more and more to do. And then the evil aliens from outer space come to cram your schedule in on itself.

Why can't I stop staring at my mirror?

by **Altera** Thu May 19, 2011 7:35 am

Because you're waiting for your reflection to come to life.

Why is my voice crackly?

by **Juliana** Thu May 19, 2011 8:00 am

You swallowed an old radio, and it's begging to be let out.

How did Winnie manage to make a formal dress so awesome out of duct tape?

by **Altera** Thu May 19, 2011 8:44 am

Because she is Winnie.

Why do I have so many photos of building and plants stored on my cellphone?

by **Juliana** Thu May 19, 2011 8:46 am

Because they don't run away when you try to take their pictures.

Why are there bruises all over my arm?

by **Altera** Thu May 19, 2011 9:02 am

Someone has a voodoo doll in your image.

Why do my family members keep swiping my corn fritters?

by **Juliana** Thu May 19, 2011 9:14 am

They like the taste too!

Why can I not stop playing with my pocketwatch?

by **Altera** Thu May 19, 2011 9:48 am

Because pocketwatches are awesome!

Who is the pauper of the surf and the jester of Tortuga?

by **Juliana** Thu May 19, 2011 9:50 am

You are not worthy of this knowledge, and besides I have no clue. You must initiate a quest to discover the truth!

Why is the word "quest" so awesome?

by **Altera** Thu May 19, 2011 10:24 am

Because it screams "ADVENTURE".

Are you familiar with the song "Jack Sparrow"?

by **Juliana** Thu May 19, 2011 11:08 am

Nope.

Is aforementioned song any good?

by **Altera** Thu May 19, 2011 12:00 pm

It's amusing.

Why am I not working on my report?

by **Juliana** Thu May 19, 2011 12:21 pm

Because you have FUNNER things to do!

Why am I still awake at twenty past one in the morning?

by **Altera** Thu May 19, 2011 12:31 pm

Because you feel too awake to go to sleep.

Why are t-tests so annoying?

by **Juliana** Fri May 20, 2011 3:09 am

Nobody knows.

What IS a t-test?

by **Altera** Fri May 20, 2011 4:57 am

It's something statistic-y that doesn't like me much.

Why do I end up with a lot of messages coming in at a single time?

by **Juliana** Fri May 20, 2011 8:23 am

Because everybody is thinking about you at exactly the same time.

Why do I have to write five more Spanish sentences with bizarre restrictions?

by **Altera** Fri May 20, 2011 8:24 am

Because you had to pick Spanish to study.

Why am I so excited?

by **Juliana** Fri May 20, 2011 8:27 am

Becausesomethingreallyawesomeandamazingmustbehappening!

WhyamItypingwithallmywordsrunningtogetherlikethis?

by **Altera** Fri May 20, 2011 8:36 am

Becauseyou'velostuseofyourspacebarandit'sreallyfuntodosoanyway.

Where are all the printers on campus?

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