Re: Answer a Question II

by **Juliana** Fri May 20, 2011 9:39 am

Well, at the moment they're playing hide-and-seek with the fax machines.

Why can't I understand my homework even when I can see it?

by Crystal Lion Fri May 20, 2011 10:11 am

Because the material is complicated.

Why should I be the one sewing in this house?

by **Juliana** Fri May 20, 2011 10:24 am

Because nobody else knows a needle from a thread?

Why don't I sew more often?

by Crystal Lion Fri May 20, 2011 11:44 am

A lack of cloth?

Should I sew up pillows in their cases?

by **Altera** Fri May 20, 2011 12:42 pm

Not if you want to clean the cases often.

Why is the bus system evil?

by **Juliana** Sat May 21, 2011 2:49 am

Because it thinks it exists for its own purposes, not yours.

Why do people lie?

by **Icey** Sat May 21, 2011 3:39 am

Because people can be selfish and see more gain for themselves by lying even if it means hurting people that they lie to.

Why are we taught things that will never be used in life unless gone into a specific career in highschool?

by **Juliana** Sat May 21, 2011 8:12 am

Because we must get the chance to learn it, otherwise we'll never know if we're any good.

Why am I so tired-hyper?

by **Altera** Sat May 21, 2011 4:02 pm

You've been mixing sleeping pills with caffeine and sugar.

What am I going to do with all of these twix bars?

by **Juliana** Sun May 22, 2011 8:03 am

Eat them! And give them to your friends when they've been good!

Why have I been writing plot summaries of books in my head all day?

by **Altera** Sun May 22, 2011 2:33 pm

Because people keep asking what the books are about.

Why am I so disappointed right now?

by **Juliana** Mon May 23, 2011 9:29 am

Because someone was not very nice. :(

Why am I thinking about writing poetry again?

by **Icey** Mon May 23, 2011 10:34 am

Because you are an awesome writer

Why am I so lazy?

by **Altera** Mon May 23, 2011 10:59 am

Because you just like to be chillin'.

Why do I have to toss-up between food and lectures on a regular basis?

by **Juliana** Tue May 24, 2011 6:44 am

Because they are unfortunately contemporary but not co-located.

Why do I feel the need to use such big words?

by **Altera** Tue May 24, 2011 11:56 am

Because big words make you feel better.

Why do I feel like I screwed up my presentation big time?

by **Juliana** Wed May 25, 2011 2:30 am

Because you are mistaken, that's why.

Why am I carrying around a pocketwatch?

by **Altera** Wed May 25, 2011 6:36 am

Because everyone needs a pocketwatch.

Why does it always start raining on my day off?

by **Juliana** Wed May 25, 2011 6:38 am

Because the weather is controlled by your worst enemy! MUHAhAHAHAHA!

Why did I append a slightly messed-up evil laugh to that?

by **Altera** Wed May 25, 2011 8:55 am

Because you are responsible for this foul weather!

Why are there peanuts in my butter chicken?

by **Juliana** Wed May 25, 2011 9:40 am

Somebody thought that recipe tasted good.

Why am I so hungry?

by **Altera** Wed May 25, 2011 10:28 am

Because you didn't eat enough food to balance your energy use today.

Why is there an ominous stack of books in my room?

by **Juliana** Wed May 25, 2011 11:07 am

Because you left it to its own devices too long and now it is threatening to jump on you.

Why do I feel like making slightly disturbing jokes about paint?

by **Altera** Wed May 25, 2011 11:09 am

Because paint jokes are fun.

Where has my artistic mojo gone?

by **Juliana** Thu May 26, 2011 1:55 am

You left it in your other socks.

Why do I feel the need to write poetry these days?

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