Re: Answer a Question II

by **Juliana** Mon Jun 13, 2011 10:40 am

She's having her that-time-of-month.

Why am I so weirdly hyper?

by **Altera** Mon Jun 13, 2011 12:40 pm

You've been eating to much sugar.

Why is my brother acting strangely?

by **Juliana** Tue Jun 14, 2011 1:59 am

Because he's secretly a were-cricket.

How did "Want You Gone" get stuck in my head again?

by Shadz Tue Jun 14, 2011 3:26 am

Your head may be empty. Sorry.

Why is my foot asleep...

by **Altera** Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:06 am

Because you've been given a sedative that only affects your foot.

Where is the baking soda?

by **Juliana** Tue Jun 14, 2011 8:00 am

The last place you'll look. Try under the oven.

Why is it so hard to do my last day's worth of homework?

by **Altera** Tue Jun 14, 2011 8:25 am

Because you could be having fun instead of doing homework.

What happened to the daddy long legs that was in one corner of my bedroom?

by **Juliana** Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:41 am

He ran away from home and is now being all spidery elsewhere.

Why am I listening to "Deathbed" in the middle of the night?

by **Altera** Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:51 am

Because it seems appropriate.

Why do I love Mighty Ape?

by **Juliana** Wed Jun 15, 2011 11:19 pm

Because you know what it is; I, however, don't.

Why are my final exams turning out to be so easy?

by **Altera** Thu Jun 16, 2011 6:14 am

Because you actually learned everything and it makes sense.

Why did I stay up til 2:30am?

by **Juliana** Thu Jun 16, 2011 11:38 am

Because you just had too much else to do.

Why am I getting a headache?

by **Altera** Thu Jun 16, 2011 3:16 pm

Because your posture isn't good. Sit straight and you'll be fine.

Why did I have such bad luck with inner tubes today?

by **Juliana** Mon Jun 20, 2011 1:46 am

Because you made a few bad decisions and bad circumstances did the rest.

Would anyone even read a story if I wrote one?

by **Tom Gaskarth** Mon Jun 20, 2011 2:24 am

I would for one.

Why can't V fix the site properly?

by **Juliana** Mon Jun 20, 2011 2:45 am

Because... [pithy answer redacted]

Who stole my answer?!

by **Altera** Mon Jun 20, 2011 7:06 am

The admins. They're huge conspiracy.

Why do I feel so doomed?

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