Re: Answer a Question II

by **Juliana** Tue Jun 07, 2011 3:44 am

Because they haven't ever tried them. Or, at least, I haven't.

Why am I told there are so many tasty candies I've never seen?

by **Altera** Tue Jun 07, 2011 4:11 am

Because there are a lot of candies that are region-specific so you have to travel there to taste them.

What happened to having snow in winter?

by **Juliana** Tue Jun 07, 2011 6:25 am

Wait for it... wait for it... it happens every other year.

Why can't I seem to finish my homework?

by **Altera** Tue Jun 07, 2011 9:12 am

Because it is an uninteresting task and every time you spend more than 5 minutes working on it, you fall asleep for the rest of the day.

When did the library acquire such lovely couches?

by **Juliana** Tue Jun 07, 2011 9:32 am

When they decided that reading and learning were better accomplished in comfort.

Why can't I ever spell "congratulations" on the first try despite knowing the spelling?

by **Altera** Tue Jun 07, 2011 10:32 am

Because it is an evil word.

Why can't politicians wear rugby jerseys while parliament is in session?

by **Juliana** Tue Jun 07, 2011 10:49 am

Because sports and national politics are ostensibly distinct.

Why do my legs hurt so badly?

by **Altera** Tue Jun 07, 2011 11:47 am

Incorrect seating position.

Why are layouts tricky to set up?

by **Juliana** Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:54 am

What's a layout?

No, seriously. What's a layout?

by **Altera** Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:59 am

It's sorta like a draft plan for drawing.

Why are Wednesdays awesome?

by **Juliana** Wed Jun 08, 2011 6:19 am

Because the week is halfway through, and it's all downhill from then on!

Why am I so cold?

by **Altera** Wed Jun 08, 2011 7:00 am

Because the air conditioning is way too low.

Why is the Twice Down so popular?

by **Juliana** Wed Jun 08, 2011 7:31 am

It's one of the deep mysteries of life, as is nearly every popular phenomenon.

Why do I look so creepy when it's getting dark and my computer is illuminating me?

by **Altera** Wed Jun 08, 2011 12:32 pm

Because the illumination provided by the computer only hits certain parts of your face, giving you a skull-like look.

What happened to the chocolate bar I had set aside for this evening?

by **Juliana** Thu Jun 09, 2011 2:11 am

A ghost ate it! Whooooooo...

Why do I get hurt so easily?

by **Altera** Thu Jun 09, 2011 4:26 am

Because you are naturally clumsy.

Why does my right hand always become more colder than my left?

by **Juliana** Mon Jun 13, 2011 2:08 am

Because your right hand has been sitting on ice.

Why is this board suddenly so empty?

by **Altera** Mon Jun 13, 2011 5:14 am

Because people were waiting for you to reply.

Why am I so happy?

by **Juliana** Mon Jun 13, 2011 5:16 am

Because you're Tera and therefore ALWAYS have every right to be happy.

How do spring thunderstorms come and go so quickly?

by **Altera** Mon Jun 13, 2011 5:29 am

Because they are the sacred weather of the ninja gods.

Why haven't I had breakfast yet?

by Snukems Mon Jun 13, 2011 5:55 am

Because you're on an extreme weight loss diet.

What is Anna's awesome level, assuming that it intensifies two times more than prior with every level gone up, and assuming the maximum any human could possibly accomplish without special powers is 9001?

by **Juliana** Mon Jun 13, 2011 6:00 am

9003, given her fishing.

Have you ever seen the marvelous breadfish?

by **Altera** Mon Jun 13, 2011 6:49 am

Yes, but then I ate it.

Why do trucks keep going at high speeds despite 30km/hr speed limits?

by **Juliana** Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:28 am

Because they REALLY wanna get where they're going, and don't particularly care about safety or legality.

Why do I like Audre Lorde's poetry so much?

by **Altera** Mon Jun 13, 2011 10:34 am

Because it speaks to you.

Why is Mother Nature being nasty today?

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