Re: Answer a Question II

by Crystal Lion Sat Mar 26, 2011 6:33 pm

I hope you took out the trash.

Since when was March part of the rainy season?

by **Altera** Sun Mar 27, 2011 2:26 am

Since scientists started railing on about global warming.

What's the difference between tui anf bellbird calls?

by **Juliana** Sun Mar 27, 2011 6:55 am

Their vocal cords.

Why is biology so darn interesting?

by Kaotic Sun Mar 27, 2011 7:11 am

Because scientists brainwashed you.

Why does Vitamin C mainly taste like orange?

by **Juliana** Sun Mar 27, 2011 7:17 am

Because it's the other way around: oranges taste like Vitamin C.

What is the square root of pi to the fourth?

by Kaotic Sun Mar 27, 2011 7:32 am

172.65?

Why did I waste my time trying to figure that out?

by **Juliana** Sun Mar 27, 2011 7:40 am

Because you had nothing better to do, and math can be very interesting indeed.

Why is trigonometry SO much easier than all prior forms of mathematics?

by Kaotic Sun Mar 27, 2011 7:46 am

You obviously forgot about addition.

Why does salt water help cuts?

by **Juliana** Sun Mar 27, 2011 7:47 am

Because it's magical water from the dawn of time!

Why does my nose itch?

by Kaotic Sun Mar 27, 2011 8:13 am

The little nose bugs in your nose fight eachother, causing irritation.

How do electrical impulses from the brain travel so fast?

by **Juliana** Sun Mar 27, 2011 8:15 am

Same reason the Internet works: you can electrocute two hundred monks simultaneously. (Yes, that IS the real reason. Look it up.)

Qqqqqqqqqqq?

by Kaotic Sun Mar 27, 2011 8:19 am

Exactly.

Why is Humpdy Dumdy portrayed as an egg?

by **Juliana** Sun Mar 27, 2011 8:23 am

Because the nursery rhyme was written about an egg.

How are my clothes too large and too small AT THE SAME TIME?

by Kaotic Sun Mar 27, 2011 8:31 am

Hour glass form?

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say he was an egg?

by **Juliana** Sun Mar 27, 2011 8:38 am

It's not in the nursery rhyme; it's in Alice Through the Looking Glass by Lewis Carroll. Because that's where it came from.

Why am I so dizzy?

by **Altera** Sun Mar 27, 2011 3:19 pm

Because you were spinning on your chair like it was a roundabout.

Why were the guys in my van on the way back to C-city "so full of fail" (for lack of a better term)?

by **Juliana** Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:17 am

Because they're guys; do they need any other reason?

Why is my face covered in chocolate?

by **Tom Gaskarth** Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:21 am

Because life is good?

Why do I now need a James Bond look in AQW?

by **Juliana** Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:24 am

Because you want to play James Bond in a skit.

Why do my eyes hurt?

by **Altera** Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:40 am

Stop putting lemon juice in your eyes.

What is up with all these cooking shows on TV these days?

by **Juliana** Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:50 am

They presuppose the weirdest things, rendering them largely unuseful.

Why is it that a vocaloid can sound more human than a human does?

by **Altera** Mon Mar 28, 2011 7:00 am

Because the Japanese do creepy things like that.

Why does Biketron's chain keep falling off?

by **Juliana** Mon Mar 28, 2011 7:04 am

Really really REALLY bumpy roads!

Why am I so tempted to write a songfic?

by **Altera** Mon Mar 28, 2011 7:10 am

Because you really should.

Why am I lacking in inspiration at the moment?

by **Juliana** Mon Mar 28, 2011 7:13 am

Because nothing interesting is happening.

Why is it so hard for me to stick to speaking English these days?

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