Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Go Here.

by Javiersito2 Mon Dec 28, 2009 2:51 am

Chuck Norris made the Universe

by Guest Mon Dec 28, 2009 3:58 pm

No offense or anything, but what?! :o

by 5secondchaos Mon Dec 28, 2009 4:05 pm

I hate Chuck Norris. -.-"

by Guest Mon Dec 28, 2009 4:24 pm

Heh, I, in fact, have no idea who he is, just that everyone worhships him as a god :P

by Guest Mon Jan 11, 2010 3:49 am

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Chuck Norris can bake cookies just by looking at them.
Chuck Norris has a total of 76 fists hidden in his body.
Chuck Norris doesn't look at what time it is, he decides what time it is.

Alright, that be all. Yar.

by **Walt** Mon Jan 11, 2010 4:26 am

Chuck Norris doesn't run from death. Death runs from him.

by Seth2014 Mon Jan 11, 2010 5:39 am

Chuck Norris is so good he can do a wheelie on a unicycle ^^

by Chiyuki Mon Jan 11, 2010 5:43 am

The only one who cried on the day Chuck Norris was born was the doctor....never slap Chuck Norris

by Cutiepie00 Mon Jan 11, 2010 1:56 pm

Chuck Norris blows monkeys

by A_S Tue Jan 12, 2010 12:32 am

I google'd Chuck Norris, it said "You don't search for Chuck Norris, he searches for you" :D

Never heard of him until someone mentioned him and i googled him and a page of Chuck Norris jokes came up.

by Chiyuki Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:11 am

I got the most epic Chuck Norris poster as a gift from a friend on Christmas...my fave joke on there so far is:

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee beans with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

by SecretSchenkel Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:57 am

Chuck Norris can TOUCH M.C. Hammer.

by Seth2014 Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:54 pm

LOL! Umm... Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song

by Janus Wed Jan 13, 2010 1:12 am

SecretSchenkel wrote:Chuck Norris can TOUCH M.C. Hammer.

Man! You read mah lips..

by Seth2014 Wed Jan 13, 2010 2:42 am

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door! HAHA!

by SecretSchenkel Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:11 am

There is no "ctrl" button on Chuck Norris' computer, Chuck Norris is always in control.

by Guest Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:17 am

Superman is a rip-off of Chuck Norris.

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