The Strange Adventures of Unimaginatively Named Characters, A Discussion

by Peregrine Sat May 22, 2010 8:26 am

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In this thread, please comment on my written works.

Please.

I need the ratings.

An Index of Written Works

Tales of TR
This is a story written in script format in which I get all our personalities wrong. Yes, even my own.

Chapter 1
Pools of Madness - Mathia tries to take over TR. Vamp needs to go to the bathroom.

Chapter 2
Unlimited TR (Never) Works - Modern science manages to put all the pieces together and the TR crew is back to boogaloo.
Unlimited TR (Never) Works Secret Ending - Because I got Vamp's phone preference wrong in the story.

Chapter 3
The Emperor Strikes Back - Cial takes over TR. Ice chills. Also, a bake sale.

Chapter 4
Cyanide, you Cliff Hanger - A TALE OF HEART BREAK.
Heartbreaker, the Breaker of Hearts - Flaw takes some names as Vamparagon gets taken out.
Minutes to Midnight - The clock is ticking for the crew to save TR, and the world.
Amaranthe - Nothing crushes the spirit of TR.

Chapter 5
Coup D'état - Leadership of TR changes in an afternoon.
An Unattended Candle - Victory or death, there can be no retreat.
Talent - Vamparagon holds a talent show to refill the board of directors.

Chapter 6
Doppelquacker - ???

Short Stories
Sebi's Revenge - A story dedicated to Sebi.
Zard Land Fun Fair - Only fun for Vamparagon.
Zard Land Fun Fair Secret Ending - Ryzaa founds the zard riders. Sebi is literally dragged along for the ride.
Wixmagic's Adventure - The TR crew sends Wixmagic to the store.
Vamparagon's New Home - A whole one thousand words about Vamp standing around talking to himself.
Happy Birthday My Olde Friend - It seems this horror show will never end.
The Golden Zard - Vamparagon goes on an adventure.

Bonus Content
The Emperor Strikes Back Scrapped Exchange Workers - A few potential ideas for the exchange worker that didn't make it into the story.
Bonus Scene #2 feat. V - Deleted scene Vamp wrote. In during REVOLUTION.
A Guide to Characters in The Tales of TR - A list of all the important characters up to Cyanide, you Cliff Hanger.
A Guide to Characters in The Tales of TR v2 - A list of all the important characters up to Amaranthe.

The Charlatan
This is a collaboration between myself and several others for a different forum, which I'm putting on display here.

Issues
Issue 1 - Released December 15th, 2010.
Issue 2 - Released December 22nd, 2010.
Issue 3 - Released January 5th, 2011.
Issue 4 - Released January 12th, 2011.
Issue 5 - Released January 20th, 2011.
Issue 6 - Released January 26th, 2011.
Issue 7 - Released February 2nd, 2011.
Issue 8 - Released February 8th, 2011.
issue 9 - Released February 16th, 2011.
Issue 10 - Released February 23rd, 2011.
On hiatus! - Released March 6th, 2011.

The TR Tabloid
Collaboration between Flaw of Insanity and I that I'm advertising for in my thread.

The TR Tabloid, Love Letters to the Editors

Brown Dwarves
These are stand alone scripts I liked enough to post, but not enough to continue past one story.
TechRest - It's like MechQuest, only with more Vamparagon.

Hall of Triumph
And so as I bask in my glory.

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Coming Soon
Things I am planning to write but have yet to, in probably not in the order I will write them.

Collaboration Between Cial and I - Cial and I are writing a script together.
Doppelquacker - Chapter 6 of the Tales of TR.
Ultimate Redemption: The Creation of (1st Chapter) - My version of how UR was founded. Much more interesting than the reality.
Unnamed Generic Mystery Story - Because I said I'd finish that.
U-239 - This was an RP that failed. Some day it will be a story.
Alligator Gondolier + Sewage Cleanup Guy = Spin-Off - Just what goes on in the sewers underneath TR Castle?

Affiliates
Also known as: Spin-off series.

The Fall of TR - by InvadersFromDeepSpace.
Your Lives, Your Adventures. A TR Script. - by Xusha.
MrSebi Fiction - by mrsebi.
The strange happenings in the life of Cial! - by Cial.
The Strange Adventures of Preparing for the Bake Sale - by Erik.
Sparda the New Employee - by Sparda.
Seppy's Word Gallery - by Sepulchure00.
Strange Events - by Hunter Reckoning.
Copyrights and Crowbars - by Bram.
A series of unimaginative scripts that are not in order. - by Katherine.
The Riveting Tales of Unimaginatively Named Characters. - by Snukems.
Marvelocity. - by Hunter Reckoning.
The Other Side of Insanity - by Juliana.

by Guest Sat May 22, 2010 9:51 am

Pere, all I can say is. EPIC
Best thing i've read all month, the amount of insanity and confusion in it made me literally ROFL, my mum thought I was having a mild seizure.
My only questions are
When's the next issue?
Can I be in it?

by Peregrine Sat May 22, 2010 9:59 am

Awesome, thanks man. I'm really glad you liked it that much.

When's the next issue?

The coming soon list is in order based on how interested I am in completing those stories. So I'll more than likely be writing two more serious short stories first before I write the second chapter in TR's misadventures.

Can I be in it?

Of course.

by **Shadow** Sat May 22, 2010 11:13 am

I must say, you have a knack for comedy. I was laughing at nearly every sentence. And well, I don't need to say much more. Keep it up, and I hope to see more soon! ^^

by Crystal Lion Sat May 22, 2010 11:53 am

I had to choke down my laughter when I saw how you write. Your scripts are ludicrously funny.

by Guest Sat May 22, 2010 12:03 pm

I laughed so hard. Nothing more to say.

by **Flaw of Insanity** Sat May 22, 2010 5:30 pm

I love you Pere. Your next on my marriage list after mine and Char's 4th wedding and mine and Shadow's first.

I love how I had the one line, but it was most effective in what I do best.
*salute*

by Peregrine Sat May 22, 2010 7:21 pm

Thanks for all the comments guys! : D

Due to popular demand, the sequel has been moved to the top of the production list.

by Sparda Sat May 22, 2010 7:36 pm

Personally I believe every story requires Icewolfking for various reasons.

Also I sincerely look forward to all of these stories, especially those of the generic and impossible variety.

Spoilers: The birth of UR story really is a lot more entertaining in story form then the reality. So it just goes to show Pere can make even the most boring things interesting. Good work Pere, keep on doing all those good things you do.

by V Sun May 23, 2010 12:34 pm

I still don't think you've captured my battle style. I throw out my sweepers first, sword dance, and then Baton Pass it to my fabulous Leafeon.

But yeah, really great work Pere. You have a real nack for comedy and have a way of making disfuctional and boring enviorments seem humorous. It definately showcases your ability to work with any material you have.

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by **Erik** Sun May 23, 2010 8:34 pm

I love the story, gave me many lol's. I would think I would be a bit crazier than that though.

I knew you were making Xusha speak Russian, so I immediately went to a translator, then translated my translation.

Happy Day Birth!
Happy Birthday!

That made me lol.

by Peregrine Tue May 25, 2010 2:58 am

Thanks a bunch, everyone. New script is up.

Awww yeah.

by Wixmagic Tue May 25, 2010 3:22 am

Epic Stories are Epic :o I lol'd on many occasions. You are <insert compliment here> :D

by Xusha Tue May 25, 2010 3:24 am

It would seem I've been defeated. Kind of.

by Snukems Tue May 25, 2010 5:06 am

This story is epically lulzy. I like lol every line.

by Guest Tue May 25, 2010 5:42 am

I dont sing... or yell...

by Peregrine Tue May 25, 2010 6:06 am

Maybe Tiny Tim is one of your alter egos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c71RCAyLS1M

by Guest Tue May 25, 2010 7:22 am

I suddenly feel violent...

by V Tue May 25, 2010 8:14 am

Vamparagon: On second thought, we don't need you.
Ryzaa: Fine.

This is awesome.
Also, thank you for portraying my Leafeon correctly. But seriously, blackberry? I'm obviously an iPhone 3GS guy.
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by Peregrine Tue May 25, 2010 8:16 am

A man's work is never done.

http://www.trforums.com/word-gallery-f29/the-strange-adventures-of-unimaginatively-named-characters-t1987.htm#65438

by Guest Tue May 25, 2010 1:28 pm

Yay, secretary's FTW!
Thanks for including me Pere :D
This one was also epic, I Lol'd

by Guest Tue May 25, 2010 3:41 pm

Epically hilarious, as usual! ;D

by Guest Tue May 25, 2010 6:04 pm

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by Snukems Wed May 26, 2010 3:35 am

*zaps MrSebi to death*

I lol'd. Secret ending.

by Guest Wed May 26, 2010 4:42 am

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