Re: The Strange Adventures of Unimaginatively Named Characters, A Discussion

by **Tom Gaskarth** Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:01 am

EVERYONE PUT YOUR WELDING MASKS ON.

by **Juliana** Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:31 am

Tim Hortans wrote:He's actually a bread of alien masks....

Are you insinuating that Sebi is made of flour, water, eggs, and yeast baked in an oven until delicious?

by **Tom Gaskarth** Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:39 am

Juliana wrote:
Tim Hortans wrote:He's actually a bread of alien masks....
Are you insinuating that Sebi is made of flour, water, eggs, and yeast baked in an oven until delicious?

No He's saying that mould is grown on him in petri dishes in science classrooms across the world.
trollface

by **Tim Hortans** Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:10 am

Actually I was eating toast at the time... I didn't MEAN to make that typo, but maybe it's a sign that I should get some toast again today. I am kinda hungry.

by **Tom Gaskarth** Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:46 pm

It's a sign.

by Peregrine Fri Apr 06, 2012 9:59 pm

Once upon a time there was a contest and the objective of the contest was to make a piece of art relating to zards. Today while cleaning up my harddrive I found a half finished entry for that story and went about finishing it up.

"But Peregrine" you may ask, "aren't there already two stories in here from contests in which you wrote about zards? Why would you bother writing a third one if you lost the last two?" Well I've got nothing to say to you other than that I hope you CHOKE ON SOMETHING WHILE READING YET ANOTHER STORY ABOUT ZARDS.

by **Tim Hortans** Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:02 pm

Beautiful tears were shed

by **Tom Gaskarth** Fri Apr 06, 2012 11:14 pm

I cried laughing and nearly died too.

by **Cial** Sat Apr 07, 2012 12:17 am

>That feel when still a duck.

LOVED IT.

by **Erik** Sat Apr 07, 2012 3:48 am

I enjoyed the story. Much so.

by Mrsebi Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:05 am

Why didn't they just go back to the two signs and go the other way instead?

by Peregrine Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:14 am

PLOT HOLE CONFIRMED.
PLOT HOLE CONFIRMED.
PLOT HOLE CONFIRMED.
PLOT HOLE CONFIRMED.
PLOT HOLE CONFIRMED.
PLOT HOLE CONFIRMED.
PLOT HOLE CONFIRMED.
PLOT HOLE CONFIRMED.
PLOT HOLE CONFIRMED.
PLOT HOLE CONFIRMED.

by **Tim Hortans** Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:16 am

COME ON BIOWARE GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER

by **DigDog** Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:25 am

This story was magnificient. I think you should post it on the PPF.

by Peregrine Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:53 am

Tim Hortans wrote:COME ON BIOWARE GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER

I WANTED THIS ENDING TO BE TALKED ABOUT. I WANTED THERE TO BE LOTS OF SPECULATION FROM EVERYONE.

by **Tim Hortans** Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:04 am

The only solution is to have paid DLC to add a new ending to the game.

by Peregrine Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:37 pm

That'd violate my artistic integrity.

by **Tom Gaskarth** Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:53 pm

Peregrine wrote:That'd violate my artistic integrity.

>Being Bioware
>Artistic Integrity

by Leb Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:52 pm

Stop being so entitled. Get your priorities straight!

by Peregrine Sat Apr 07, 2012 8:35 pm

Thank you for your feedback! We are listening.

by V Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:34 pm

Innovation Tomorrow
Feedback today

by Peregrine Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:35 pm

Thank you for your feedback! We are listening.

by Mrsebi Sun Apr 08, 2012 2:45 am

They gave GTA IV a perfect score. That's bad enough.

by Peregrine Sun Apr 08, 2012 3:12 am

Thank you for your feedback! We are listening.

by **DigDog** Sun Apr 08, 2012 3:42 am

Thank you for your listening! We are feedback.

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