Re: TR's Cave Adventures

by Peregrine Mon Apr 04, 2011 6:14 am

THE SUPER SPECIAL BONUS CONTENT KEEPS COMING: Here we have Cial in a GRUESOME BATTLE with a dwakel thief.

https://2img.net/h/oi51.tinypic.com/dy4vv5.jpg

by **Cial** Mon Apr 04, 2011 6:14 am

Erik wrote:Cial, you're my wife.

Erik, we're clearly lesbians.

'Cept, I'm the manly one because I'm a knight.

by **Tim Hortans** Mon Apr 04, 2011 6:31 am

Brutal.

by **Darre** Mon Apr 04, 2011 6:38 am

How does stabbing and tearing your brain open with you own skull fragments only knock you out? Also congratulations Cial on your victory and accomplishment of being the wife you always dreamed of being!

by Kaotic Mon Apr 04, 2011 7:41 am

I am so confused.. Is this actually a game everyone is in on?
Or is it just Pere playing and making up the stories as he goes along.

If it's a game, I want in. A minor or something.. or some Old Wise Guy that everyone looks to for help in their darkest days, but all I give to them is hopeless riddles (y)

by **Darre** Mon Apr 04, 2011 7:52 am

Pere plays it then writes about what's happening. We just pick a dwarf to be named after us.

by **Erik** Mon Apr 04, 2011 7:56 am

Kaotic wrote:
I am so confused.. Is this actually a game everyone is in on?
Or is it just Pere playing and making up the stories as he goes along.

If it's a game, I want in. A minor or something.. or some Old Wise Guy that everyone looks to for help in their darkest days, but all I give to them is hopeless riddles (y)

Its a version of dwarf fortress that Pere plays himself and makes up an extra story to go with. Sign up as a character to get in. Look up the jobs on the wiki for dwarf fortress, then pick one.

by **Tim Hortans** Mon Apr 04, 2011 8:01 am

I know it sounds really lame, but just reading about it is kinda fun. Much better than playing it because playing it sucks.

by Peregrine Mon Apr 04, 2011 8:05 am

That reminds me. Tim, you should get a tileset if you didn't like the default ASCII graphics. I personally am running one.

by **DigDog** Mon Apr 04, 2011 8:56 am

Tim Hortans wrote:I know it sounds really lame, but just reading about it is kinda fun. Much better than playing it because playing it sucks.

You sir, speak wise words. Reading Pere's stories makes me want to play it but then I remember how horrible everything was the last time I played.

by **Shadow** Mon Apr 04, 2011 3:20 pm

I think I might try this out anyway.

by Mrsebi Mon Apr 04, 2011 3:42 pm

Ill take the remaining miner spot

by Peregrine Mon Apr 04, 2011 5:45 pm

Kao called that a few posts above you. Or at least I think that's what he (and Vamp for that matter) meant when he said said "minor".

For everyone's knowledge.

Miner: Someone who extracts minerals from the Earth.
Minor: Of little importance.

by **DigDog** Mon Apr 04, 2011 6:13 pm

Are there seriously people out there who don't know how to spell miner? Is it still April 1st?

by **Shadow** Mon Apr 04, 2011 6:15 pm

I think Vamp was joking when he said minor.
I don't think the others were.

by Kaotic Mon Apr 04, 2011 7:44 pm

No, I meant minor. I don't mind if I'm little of importance. As long as I'm random.

by **Tom Gaskarth** Tue Apr 05, 2011 12:18 am

I'm so confused.

Why aren't we all dead yet?

WE SHOULD ALL HAVE DIED.

IT'S GOING TOO WELL.

by **Darre** Tue Apr 05, 2011 1:41 am

Tom is right. Pere are you lying to us?

WE'VE ALL BEEN DEAD FOR DAYS HAVEN'T WE!? HAVEN'T WE!?

by Peregrine Tue Apr 05, 2011 1:51 am

It seems Bro has smiled upon us.

by **Tim Hortans** Tue Apr 05, 2011 1:53 am

Pere, link me a tileset. I'll try it again, I guess. Maybe it'll go better when I can see what a mountain is.

by V Tue Apr 05, 2011 1:59 am

So how's that armor going?

by **Tim Hortans** Tue Apr 05, 2011 2:03 am

Great, thanks for asking.

by **Tom Gaskarth** Tue Apr 05, 2011 2:07 am

This fort SHALL NEVER DIE.....

wait for it.....

by Peregrine Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:12 am

Peregrine "Doublemace" Falcon's Journal, 5th of Slate.
Erik decided to whip up something snazzy in celebration of us being attacked by the forgotten beast ngethac (BEWARE ITS WEBS). It's a bauxite coffer.

TR's Cave Adventures - Page 3 Hv6low

Great job Erik. This will be very helpful.

Peregrine "Doublemace" Falcon's Journal, 7th of Felsite.
Some jerk miner that came in one of the migrant waves named MrSebi pulled a prank today while we were getting some bolts and a quiver ready for taking down that forgotten beast, waltzing into the caverns and screaming that it had gotten loose and was killing everyone. The place went into a panic, which is when the light dragon showed up after breaking down the door, followed immediately by worm men and muskox, and all our livestock running around helplessly.

It was total chaos. We managed to cage all the baddies. and repasture our livestock, but we wont be killing the forgotten beast today. Way to go Sebi.

Peregrine "Doublemace" Falcon's Journal, 17th of Felsite.
Moglins, elves and brother adventurers showed up today to trade with us. We gave them some crappy crafts we had lying around I had ordered a potter to start making last year and they exchanged them for food, booze, cages for our traps, wood, metal and other helpful things. A diplomat showed up too to write down what we wanted for next year when they came back, but left without asking because of the forgotten beast. They said they were "displeased". What a helpful person.

I killed the beast with the crossbow the subpar bowyer made. One shot. It's either that this is a really super good crossbow or that Ngethac is a really super lame megabeast. Either way, felt good.

Peregrine "Doublemace" Falcon's Journal, 8th of Galena.
Remember the potter I mentioned from last year? He went into a fey mood and whipped up this crazy thing. It's a ring with rings.

TR's Cave Adventures - Page 3 245ndhx

Snaketongue: How's THAT for crafts?
Peregrine: Why are there rings on a ring?
Snaketongue: One ring for each finger.
Peregrine: Wha... But I... GET OUT OF MY FACE.

Some migrants showed up as well. An eight person band led by Darre the ranger. Apparently they're an actually decent animal trainer so I've ordered those two dragons we've caught tamed.

by **Darre** Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:40 am

"A medium sized creature prone to great stupidity."
Reading my bio, good times.

Also, are you sure that this AQW H&H isn't noticeably easier than normal H&H?

by Sponsored content